Topic: Stimulus Cash

Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #100,877

Next stimulus check may be coming in July

https://www.ajc.com/news/national/next-stimulus-check-may-coming-july/hQpZtve6inVTrlAf9kVD9H/

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 18 seconds later[^] [v] #1,138,392

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,393

Hell yeah...The big man is gonna make it rain..

I think I feel a pizza party coming on..

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 35 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,394

@OP

> Next stimulus check may be coming in July
>
>
> https://www.ajc.com/news/national/next-stimulus-check-may-coming-july/hQpZtve6inVTrlAf9kVD9H/

Wait, Trump said the economy is booming again and he's created millions more jobs for everyone. Why do you need a handout? Just go get a job.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,397

Commie Bert eagerly awaits more free money from government teat!

Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,398

@previous (D)
Our Bert is not a communist! He may be a layabout, an idiot, a creep, a communist, but he is NOT a dog fucker.

Symtax joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,413

@previous (B)
i am gay :)

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,466

Lol sucks to suck. You can get $2000 fortnightly for up to 24 weeks here, after which you'll get your normal EI. I've got work though :) this contract is short but the boss says she'll have more work for me after this.

dw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 48 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,479

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It's called a con tract for a reason

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,503

> According to Texas Republican Senator John Cornyn, a payroll tax holiday is also being considered. “That is a little challenging, because the payroll tax is how we pay for Medicare and Social Security — but that would be a way to get money directly in the hands of people who need the cash,” says Cornyn.

> Texas Republican Senator
> less budget for percieved "welfare" programs

You just know this dude is rock hard at the chance to cut Medicare and Social Security benefits. Like, this dude was cumming all over himself while he said this, for sure. Dude probably left his eyes open while having passionless sex with his wife this time.

jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,510

@previous (H)
lol

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,513

@1,138,503 (H)
You spend an inordinate amount of time sexually fantasizing about John Cornyn ?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 40 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,539

@1,138,479 (dw)
Eh they're not even really contracts, (only two firms make you sign contracts) it's just how we call them. Technically we are temporary workers i think. Hopefully I'll have lots of work this season. If not, I still have 16 weeks left of the fortnightly $2000 followed by four months of ridiculously meagre employment insurance.

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,562

@1,138,513 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Is it me having a fantasy? Or are you attributing your fantasies to my shitty joke?

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,578

@previous (H)
Being gay is bad enough but being gay for old Republicans is pretty fuckin sad you loser ?

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 31 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,579

The Republican senate will never pass a second stimulus check.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,585

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
That's what you said about the first stimulus check you fuckin retard ?

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 52 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,606

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I was wrong on that one, but many statement from Mitch have said that they have no interest in any more money to people because "it will make them lazy". Typical Republican bullshit.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,641

@1,138,578 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Sounds like a Scott move.

Apocalypse Indy™ !faggot replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,651

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I have no respect for Scott's story.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,652

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !faggot)
Scott is an old gay Republican. Scott went to a Synagogue today. I will never be like Scott.

dw replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,678

@1,138,539 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
CON tract get it

dw double-posted this 5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,680

@1,138,539 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Also really you can't do really any work here without a contract

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,681

@1,138,678 (dw)
Except the etymology of the word "contract" is from Latin.

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