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Topic: There's a lot of information on the Internet about how to make your pet bird shut up

Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #100,848

But I can't find anything on how to make the birds outside shut up

Please help

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,138,071

Poisoned breadcrumbs? Take a page out of Matt's book and shoot them?

There are birds nesting in the eaves here and sometimes the babies fall out and die. One fell out but was still alive, trying (and failing) to move so i had to make my boyfriend crush it :(

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 35 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,078

by birds outside, do you mean within earshot? because that could be one hell of a big radius if we are talking anything in the corvid family or gulls. If it is wee songbirds, then apparently you have trees in your space. Count yourself lucky. I wish I could notice wee birds when someone's fuckhead dog is barking is retarded dog lips off. I just want to fucking murder these fucking people sometimes

haha just kiddding about the murder

blom joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,081

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

Dogs don't have lips

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 5 years ago, 53 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,082

must have barked the lips clean off

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 39 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,084

Try one of those ultrasonic dog whistles ?

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,085

yes I ought to get such a thing

I also think about getting a megaphone to return the favoar of annoying noise, maybe make a retarded suffering noise like from a dungeon lab assistant

Sheila LaBoof double-posted this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,086

about the birds, is it the fucking kookaburra? all those whooop wheeep australian fucking bird noises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqdRQxgtZtI

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,087

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

Kookaburra sits in the old COCK tree.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,089

@1,138,071 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
lol when did I ever advocate shooting songbirds?? I believe the only time one should boot an animal, is when one uses 100% of the animal for food and clothing. Otherwise, I think it is cruel.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 9 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,128

Externally hosted image@1,138,081 (blom)
Lol yes they do. They're very small and thin but they're there. Pic related, that little black bit is her lips.

@previous (G)
Who are you? I said take a page out of Matt's book, not anon G. And I was facetiously referring to how Matt advocates for guns as the solution for most problems.
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