Topic: Warning, this is NOT a drill!
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC started this discussion 5 years ago #100,809
Florida has closed all of its bars, and lushes everywhere are freaking the fuck out!
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,137,653
The bars weren't already closed? Huh. Also, don't worry, your Berts can just get their alcohol from convenience stores.
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Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,654
why would it do such a thing
is it an AIDSnado
is it an AIDSnado
Sheila LaBoof double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,655
obligatory "this is not a pipe" reference
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,660
What's a lushes
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 42 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,661
@OP
Can't they just buy alcohol at the liquor store? Or a couple of forties from the gas station?
Can't they just buy alcohol at the liquor store? Or a couple of forties from the gas station?
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 7 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,662
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,663
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,665
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 26 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,666
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) triple-posted this 5 years ago, 21 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,667
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 40 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,668
@1,137,663 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
I think so, I don't really recall any Brits saying it. I think I first heard it on some American show.
I think so, I don't really recall any Brits saying it. I think I first heard it on some American show.
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 5 years ago, 19 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,669
@1,137,666 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
They should what people do in the UK and take their boozing to the park or outside a fried chicken shop
They should what people do in the UK and take their boozing to the park or outside a fried chicken shop
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,671
Synonyms for drunkard -Merrian-Webster
Synonyms
alcoholic, alkie (or alky) [slang], boozehound, boozer, dipsomaniac, drinker, drunk, inebriate, juicehead [slang], juicer [slang], lush, rummy, soak, soaker, sot, souse, tippler, toper, tosspot
Synonyms
alcoholic, alkie (or alky) [slang], boozehound, boozer, dipsomaniac, drinker, drunk, inebriate, juicehead [slang], juicer [slang], lush, rummy, soak, soaker, sot, souse, tippler, toper, tosspot
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,672
@1,137,669 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
I think that most places here, you can't have open containers of alcohol in public
I think that most places here, you can't have open containers of alcohol in public
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 21 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,673
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 5 years ago, 54 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,674
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,677
@previous (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
Agree.
@OP
Why are they closing now? It seems very late for that. They just reopened bars that serve food here.
Agree.
@OP
Why are they closing now? It seems very late for that. They just reopened bars that serve food here.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,679
Who could have possibly seen this coming, outside of the world’s top pandemic experts?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 19 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,682
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 23 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,683
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,689
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,697
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,700
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Rules like? And no matter what the rules are, drunk people are very bad at following rules, especially when many of them don't even believe that covid is a threat or are angry about having their freedoms infringed upon
Rules like? And no matter what the rules are, drunk people are very bad at following rules, especially when many of them don't even believe that covid is a threat or are angry about having their freedoms infringed upon
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,705
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,716
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I don't foresee that going well tbh. If the customers get mad about it they'll forcefully cough on the employees or something. And employees shouldn't have to do that for a job that can legally pay them less than $3/hour (yes, tips, i know. but if the customer is mad about the rules they're not going to tip. And Florida seems to have a lot of people who don't give a fuck about corona)
I don't foresee that going well tbh. If the customers get mad about it they'll forcefully cough on the employees or something. And employees shouldn't have to do that for a job that can legally pay them less than $3/hour (yes, tips, i know. but if the customer is mad about the rules they're not going to tip. And Florida seems to have a lot of people who don't give a fuck about corona)
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,721
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I don't know if people are less careful here or not. How to quantify? I do know that we have a shit ton of old people and rapidly increasing testing though
I also don't think that minimum wage earners should have to enforce these rules, but they already do in various stores and restaurants
Either way, Im not a drinker and am not bothered by it
I don't know if people are less careful here or not. How to quantify? I do know that we have a shit ton of old people and rapidly increasing testing though
I also don't think that minimum wage earners should have to enforce these rules, but they already do in various stores and restaurants
Either way, Im not a drinker and am not bothered by it
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,725
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,729
@1,137,721 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
At least store workers make a much higher minimum wage. But I agree that they should not have to deal with that. But customers at a bar will be drinking and more belligerent.
Also I'm basing that on the lack of lockdown, really lack of reaction at all, to the virus. I remember seeing pictures of Florida's crowded beaches a few months ago. As well as the positive correlation between Republican voters and virus disbelievers. It's nearly July. Lockdown started in i think march or april here and that was late.
At least store workers make a much higher minimum wage. But I agree that they should not have to deal with that. But customers at a bar will be drinking and more belligerent.
Also I'm basing that on the lack of lockdown, really lack of reaction at all, to the virus. I remember seeing pictures of Florida's crowded beaches a few months ago. As well as the positive correlation between Republican voters and virus disbelievers. It's nearly July. Lockdown started in i think march or april here and that was late.
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Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,790
@1,137,674 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
> Why is that a law? It seems unreasonable
It's America. Alcohol in public: no no no. Guns: freedom, bitches!
> Why is that a law? It seems unreasonable
It's America. Alcohol in public: no no no. Guns: freedom, bitches!
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,795
@1,137,729 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Lockdown had been going on here for as long as that as well, they just hadn't included the bars
Lockdown had been going on here for as long as that as well, they just hadn't included the bars
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,834
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Then what did lockdown consist of? Leaving the bars open is a huge oversight. Drunk people aren't going to social distance.
Then what did lockdown consist of? Leaving the bars open is a huge oversight. Drunk people aren't going to social distance.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 30 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,847
All the bars were closed for several weeks and just recently open in a few places. The stupid people couldn't refrain from acting stupidly.
“The moment bars opened, people abused it. You would walk down the strip and look at these bars and be like, ‘man, did the pandemic not happen?,’” Hernández says. “Now, these bars are crickets.”
“The moment bars opened, people abused it. You would walk down the strip and look at these bars and be like, ‘man, did the pandemic not happen?,’” Hernández says. “Now, these bars are crickets.”
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Anonymous J double-posted this 5 years ago, 50 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,859
Thanks liberalsKook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,866
@1,137,834 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
They closed down schools, gyms, salons and barbers, movie theaters, many restaurants, many doctors offices, most non essential job places, and most bars that didn't make at least 50% of sales in food. Most everything was shut down around me. And this has been like that from the beginning and hasn't just started for us. They also stoped visitors to hospitals, retirements homes, and other medical facilities. Once again, for months now
They closed down schools, gyms, salons and barbers, movie theaters, many restaurants, many doctors offices, most non essential job places, and most bars that didn't make at least 50% of sales in food. Most everything was shut down around me. And this has been like that from the beginning and hasn't just started for us. They also stoped visitors to hospitals, retirements homes, and other medical facilities. Once again, for months now
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,867
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Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,880
Ceci n'est pas une perceuse.
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,902
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Sheila LaBoof replied with this 5 years ago, 25 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,906
@1,137,859 (J)
> Thanks liberals
I see masks all over the place in that pic, which would not work in a place where you try to put beers in your throat
Also, there is the outdoor versus indoor factor of risk.
> Thanks liberals
I see masks all over the place in that pic, which would not work in a place where you try to put beers in your throat
Also, there is the outdoor versus indoor factor of risk.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,908
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,909
no shit
blom replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,941
@1,137,905 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Probably more people would be devoured by gators if you allowed public drunkenness
Probably more people would be devoured by gators if you allowed public drunkenness
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,951
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 38 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,958
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@1,137,958 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Gator teeth are made for tearing, not chewing. They would swallow large chunks of the drunk like a snake.
Gator teeth are made for tearing, not chewing. They would swallow large chunks of the drunk like a snake.
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,110
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Sheila LaBoof replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,130
@1,138,106 (J)
> Guess you are sort of slow. Around half of them are not wearing masks.
Guess you are sort of fuckhead.
> Guess you are sort of slow. Around half of them are not wearing masks.
Guess you are sort of fuckhead.