Topic: Has anyone pinched a turd while riding a bike? I had some questions...
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 5 years ago #100,807
I needed to poop riding home today on my bike but obviously with pubs and toilets shut I either needed to peddle faster or drop one off while on the cycle superhighway. I decided to peddle faster but had I been further from home I would have needed to drop one off while cycling.
Has anyone done this?
I figured at first I would just lean back from the saddle and do the deed but the rotation of the wheel could fling the mess onto my back so that's no good unless I'm riding really slow which I don't want to do. Then I could lean back but to one side which could unbalance me. What would be a good technique? Leaning forward could work but then I would be virtually standing which could draw more attention to my crime.
Has anyone done this?
I figured at first I would just lean back from the saddle and do the deed but the rotation of the wheel could fling the mess onto my back so that's no good unless I'm riding really slow which I don't want to do. Then I could lean back but to one side which could unbalance me. What would be a good technique? Leaning forward could work but then I would be virtually standing which could draw more attention to my crime.
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #1,137,624
Squat on the bank of the Thames.
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 45 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,634
@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
I need to keep riding. This is especially important if I'm on the way to work.
I need to keep riding. This is especially important if I'm on the way to work.
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,635
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,637
@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
I need some kind of technique to slide me pants down just enough, lean forward/back and drop a turd without hitting the rear wheel. I also need to think and fellow commuters who get hit.
I need some kind of technique to slide me pants down just enough, lean forward/back and drop a turd without hitting the rear wheel. I also need to think and fellow commuters who get hit.
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,647
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,648
@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Some kind of saddle bag that acts as a one time use toilet. I'll work on it!
Some kind of saddle bag that acts as a one time use toilet. I'll work on it!
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,656
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,658
You shouldn't do that to your cargo shorts.
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 22 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,659
@1,137,656 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
You're in! We shall call them "Indy Bags" I will run the UK market and you run the US market. Indy Bags will feature in the Tour De France
You're in! We shall call them "Indy Bags" I will run the UK market and you run the US market. Indy Bags will feature in the Tour De France
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,670
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,698
The location i am excavating at has portapotties. The toilets in portapotties are a bit too high for me to sit comfortably (ie my feet barely reach the floor, even with my big steel toes on) which makes it almost impossible for me to take a shit, no matter how badly i need to. Sucks.
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 48 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,699
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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,708
@1,137,699 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)I bet she could stomp a few users to death...in her seel toed boots..
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Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,711
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 45 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,713
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,714
@1,137,710 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Size 6 actually. Womens. That's a size 4 mens. And I'm really a size 5 womens. Also fits a kids size 3, sometimes.
Size 6 actually. Womens. That's a size 4 mens. And I'm really a size 5 womens. Also fits a kids size 3, sometimes.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,720
@1,137,711 (F)
Manly size 8s thank you.
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Awwwww you have tiny feet! I am a men's size 13. You could probably fit both feet inside one of my shoes tbh.
Manly size 8s thank you.
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Awwwww you have tiny feet! I am a men's size 13. You could probably fit both feet inside one of my shoes tbh.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,726
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,728
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Hmmm ok. Contact me @ usual and I will mail you one (1) shoe for a modest sum.
Hmmm ok. Contact me @ usual and I will mail you one (1) shoe for a modest sum.
Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 42 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,731
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,733
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jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 34 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,736
@1,137,713 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> Squat on the toilet seat? On the floor? On the ground outside?
ugh don't make this tedious
> Squat on the toilet seat? On the floor? On the ground outside?
ugh don't make this tedious
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,739
@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
"This" as in this post? This conversation? This website?
"This" as in this post? This conversation? This website?
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jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,741
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
at this point she can squat wherever she wants is all I'm saying bro
at this point she can squat wherever she wants is all I'm saying bro
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,744
@1,137,736 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
no i was genuinely curious
There's nowhere really secluded to go, it's a small city park
no i was genuinely curious
There's nowhere really secluded to go, it's a small city park