Topic: If you do not own guns...

Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #100,779

...then you can come to my place when the zombie apocalypse comes, and I will protect you. I love you.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #1,137,174

But ninjj also has guns and weed. Do you have weed?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,184

@previous (B)
Shit. I guess not.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,190

@1,137,174 (B)
*other people's weed

Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 48 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,192

@previous (C)
It's fine, I'm a socialist.

blom joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,193

@1,137,190 (C)

In an apocalypse, it's dog eat dog and he who owns the goods is he with the strength to hold on to them.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,206

Your place would be pointless Matt, you keep your ammo and guns separate.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,287

@previous (E)
Easy enough to load them when the zombies come.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,293

@previous (F)
You may not have enough time.

Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,295

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It would take me one minutes to load them all.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,297

@previous (F)

Then they aren't kept separately from the guns, are they.

Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,301

@previous (H)
Yes they are, in sealed US Army ammo cans.

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,304

@1,137,297 (H)

> Then they aren't kept separately from the guns, are they.

Yes, Matt has admitted he keeps the guns and ammo separate, and in different rooms.

"Gun Safety" he says. Lol

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,306

@1,137,301 (F)

In the same general area as the guns?

Apocalypse Indy™ !itkDPUBpS6 replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,310

@previous (H)
For safety, I keep my guns and ammo separate. It's one of the first things you're taught.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,325

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !itkDPUBpS6)
I keep my sword hilt separate from the blade, and my gasoline separate from my chainsaw for the same reason.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,331

@1,137,306 (H)
Yes.

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,333

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)

That isn't very separate then, is it.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 58 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,334

@previous (H)
It literally is. What is your "line" that makes it separate?

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,335

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)

Kept in another part of the house, not in place where someone would find the gun and just look down and find the ammo.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,336

@previous (H)
And how do you define "another part of the house"? How many meters apart? A full wall? A partition? An en-suite bathroom? I need a specific definition.

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,338

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)

Not the same room as the gun.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 35 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,339

@previous (H)
What if you have an open floor plan that just has half-walls and partitions? What if you live in a one-room studio apartment?

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,340

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)

Not within plain sight from the guns. No, an ammo can does not fix that. What do you think people will think is in an ammo can first?

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,356

@previous (H)
Are you planning on shooting up a school or something?

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,385

@1,137,340 (H)
So if I live in an open floor plan, it could be in plain sight yet completely across the house. Looks like you haven't thought this through.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE double-posted this 5 years ago, 19 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,386

@1,137,356 (C)
lol

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE triple-posted this 5 years ago, 26 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,387

@1,137,340 (H)
Also, the purpose of separating guns and ammo is to avoid accidents, not to "trick" intruders. Lord.

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,388

@1,137,385 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
There are cupboards/cabinets to store them in. You don't seem to be as smart as you think you are.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,398

@previous (H)
How would you possibly know how and where I store my guns?

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,400

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)

Basic gun safety. Thanks.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,414

The gun should be disassembled into at least four parts, and hidden around your home by someone else. That is the best policy.

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,416

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

Yes.

Killer Lettuce++

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,421

@1,137,414 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Yes!

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,422

Guns should be smelted into ore, cooled, ground into powder, and that powder cast across the four corners of the earth. That is the only true safety.

Minichan