Topic: Minitwitter #16: Bertban edition - Post your status and stuff.

Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #100,770

I can't believe mods didn't take him up on his formerly exploding offer.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,137,106

I am watching an elderly, homeless prostitute. She is violent and confused. I have to sit in a chair in front of the door to keep her in isolation and she doesn't understand. I was explaining again and she got angry and yelled that she was tired of hearing the word quarantine. I replied that I was tired of having the same conversation 40 times in a row. Ugh

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,111

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I am sorry kook. :(

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,112

@1,137,106 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Oof. Sorry to hear that.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,115

@1,137,111 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
@previous (A)
What can be done? She has been determined to be worth saving

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,117

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Not much you can do, in a legal sense.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,121

@1,137,115 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Idk what you can do unfortunately. I guess don't use the word quarantine and hope she starts behaving normally? Idk.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,122

@1,137,117 (A)
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
She's been homeless for so long, that sleeping in a bed seems shocking to her

jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,123

i got a cucumber baby and some cat food

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,138

I bought a car today. Taking tomorrow off to get it registered, hopefully I'll be able to get it done - I've heard it's mad busy so I'm going far and showing up before opening. I'm worried I'll show up and they'll tell me I'm missing some trivial piece of paper. Fingers crossed. It's such bad timing, I've been bothering them for work for ages and have to skip my first day. But it's not like i could have done anything and you need a car...

Indy joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,146

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Cool. What did you get?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 57 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,156

@previous (Indy)
2006 mazda 5. It's like a mini minivan lol. It's high mileage but the guy has replaced everything, it's never been in an accident, and it rides so smooth. For $1600. If i get a couple years out of it I'll get enough bang for my buck to be worth it and i feel like it could go up to 300k km easily. It was owned by an asian guy with a wife and two kids who took good care of it. And i don't have the luxury of time right now.
Gonna get $200-250 out of the van for scrap and it only cost me $300 in the first place lol

Anonymous G replied with this 5 years ago, 51 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,157

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Great deal, and Mazdas last forever.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,158

Pinching a bert @work.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,162

@1,137,157 (G)
Yup, I'm excited. As soon as I have the registration I can bring the car home. Just sucks, I've been wanting to work forever and i have to skip my very first day. At least it's not my fault.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 7 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,200

I'm the first person in line at the SAAQ (our DMV)! I got here two hours before opening time. I got some temp insurance, gonna make sure it's better coverage than i had for the van. And a scrapyard will give me $260 for the van if i keep the battery, and they'll pick it up and pay cash.

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL triple-posted this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,203

It's done! Out within fifteen minutes!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 57 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,204

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Congrats! I hope the rest of the day goes smoothly as well.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,218

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Thank you :)
It feels so much easier and nicer and more comfortable and just natural to drive. I forgot car rides could be so friggin smooth. I'm in love!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 26 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,220

It's nothing fancy but i love it

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 31 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,227

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Now to pimp the bloody hell out of it. ?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 21 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,230

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Im removing that shitty homemade roof rack for sure. And getting new bumpers (front and back) too.

$1600 certainly feels like a lot of money but i mean it's still really cheap for a car. About $1900 with registration and the carfax. Refund for the van registration was $80 and it'll be $260ish for scrap value so it evens out to about $1600

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Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,249

Woot got my phone back on, gonna have one more day off before my work weekend starts.

Will I get a guitar this week?

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 38 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,250

@1,137,227 (tteh !MemesToDNA)

Yo dawg, I heard you like Minichan dot org... So we painted your van Minichan Purple™, and added a wifi hotspot to it. Now you'll never be out of the shitposting loop!

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 41 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,274

@1,137,230 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Nice! You got the black steel rims just like me ??

Except mine aren't black anymore, they're rust ?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,277

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
This is the old van. She served me well for a few months and the difficulty of driving her probably made me a better driver!

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,279

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Jesus that's some bad rust ? Those Chrysler minivans weren't famed for their mechanical longevity, either.

The nice thing about Houston/the South is cars don't rust. So they're driven until they wear out. I like watching the South Main Auto channel on Youtube, this mechanic in upstate New York, and it's heartbreaking how many cars that are otherwise mechanically sound have to be scrapped from rust rotting away the structure of the car.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 34 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,286

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
There's lots of snow and salt out here, rust is an inevitability. Especially if you have to park outside like most people. But yeah...the bottom of the van is so rusty the mechanic didn't even want to put it on the hoist for fear it would fall apart.

There's some rust on the new guy too, but the last owner tried to paint over it at least, make it look a bit nicer. At least it's still mechanically sound. Next time I have a day off work that isn't a bank holiday im taking it to a mechanic to make sure everything is ok - carfax said it was in 2 reported accidents in 2013 but no insurance payouts so I'm assuming damage was minor, and the last owner had it three years and said everything was fine. I'm not sure how much I can do to prevent further rusting, unfortunately.

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jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,481

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,511

@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)

lol. 10/10, bud.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,515

@1,137,481 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
Trump tweets sometimes give me a similar experience to particularly out-there Bertfields. I read them thinking "surely this is a parody"? Then I chuckle and remember the no, of course they arent.

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Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,604

I found a pretty decent method for making fried rice about a week ago and I haven't gone a full day without making it since.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,610

This was my first day of work and by the end of the day my neck and back and knees were kiiiilling me. Dang it.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,641

Woke up at half 2am for no reason. Am thirsty. Have to go downstairs and get a drink now. Slightly annoyed.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,649

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Half two means two thirty, right?

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,651

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yeah. An American friend of mine was also confused by that. But it seems like a logical way of phrasing it, to me.

@1,137,641 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Update: I drank some lime juice. Feeling good now.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE double-posted this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,657

@1,137,610 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Congratulations on the new job, by the way. I'm glad you're back to it after having a tough time before.

And don't worry, I'm sure that soon you'll be strong enough to easily haul those boulders off of the skeletons.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,675

@1,137,651 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
It could mean half past or half to. It's ambiguous to me. Like you can say quarter after or quarter to.
Did you drink that lime juice straight?? Like pure lime juice? A sip, a shot, or a glassful?

And thank you :) i hope so. It's my own fault, I didn't work out like I'm sure they did. But i like having physical jobs, i just hate working out. It feels so pointless. I need my exertion to have a purpose.
Also i was exhausted by the end and it's warm out and the AC doesn't work in my car and there was lots of traffic on the way home. The highway was all stop-and-go for like 20km. It was so hard to keep my focus and pay attention and not zone out, it was scary.
Gonna get a freon recharge kit from canadian tire and i think that'll fix the AC. If not, Canada day is next Wednesday and we're working Wednesday but have Friday off so I'm gonna try to make a mechanic appointment for Friday (for the AC and also just to get it checked out and make sure everything is ok)

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Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 58 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,686

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Haha, nah, it's the kind of juice you add water to. Still has a refreshing citrus punch, though.

> the AC doesn't work in my car
Mate, my heart goes out to you. I've driven in really hot weather before and I would've fucking died without AC.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,688

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Oh, like squash? I sometimes wish we had squash (the drink stuff) here.
Yeah it was fucked in the van too. And i was scared to lower my window for ages (until i got fed up of the heat) because in winter it gets stuck and won't roll up. I had a little fan on the dash but ehhh.
At least the fans work in the lil car, unlike in the van. Moving air helped a tad. And there's a sunroof and my windows all work so all that helped! Except i don't like open windows on the highway. Since the fans work I'm pretty confident it just needs new freon which should be DIY-able :) and i do well in the heat so it's not a big deal until I'm exhausted and the heat starts to make me even sleepier. The pedals don't react the same as the van's did either which doesn't help

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,693

Tired but need to stay up until my laundry finishes which will be like another hour or two lol. :(

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,694

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Rekt.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,696

@previous (A)
I forgot to put the 2nd half of my wash into the dryer! I'm a big dummy unfortunately. You should go2bed.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,702

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

You're not the boss of me!
I will soon, tho. Not because you told me to...

_{_{_{...okay, because you told me to...}}}

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 28 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,704

@previous (A)
???

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 57 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,707

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Meet me @usual, bb. ?

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 57 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,732

Almost off work!! It was a pretty steady day so the 10 shift really flew by

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,735

Fuck it. I'm awake now. Sleep is for the weak. I'm going to eat a Pot Noodle.

Just put the finishing touches onto this model, a noble Celestian. Fairly happy with how the colour scheme turned out. Vaguely considering a 40k thread in an attempt to shame myself into painting more.

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 50 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,745

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
> Vaguely considering a 40k thread in an attempt to shame myself into painting more.
Do it

dw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,776

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 14 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,968

I'm Killer Lettuce.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE double-posted this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,969

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Literally. I am only called that because Nexus and Brie were arguing about cigarettes like 10 years ago. And one of them said that smoking lettuce was just as bad as smoking nicotine, or something. And I took a name from that.

What a world!

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Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE triple-posted this 5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,973

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
But really... Minichan is my internet home. This website is, truly, special to me.

dw replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,974

@1,137,969 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
That is accurate

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,978

@1,137,969 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I remember that! I thought it was hilarious. I was also arguing against Nexus, and when he came out with that line I lol'd hard. Seeing you emerge from that thread with the handle gave me a good laugh. I didn't think you'd stick with it at the time, in all honesty! I'm glad you did. Funny thinking you were just an anon at the time (although we'd interacted before ofc).

Good times.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,985

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
> Funny thinking you were just an anon at the time (although we'd interacted before ofc).
Yeah, I'd been an anon for a while at that point. I got my start on T4C, at the height of the Kimmo raids. We'd probably interacted a bunch, at that point. If only unknowingly, since I think you weren't a mod at that point.

> I didn't think you'd stick with it at the time, in all honesty!
Ha ha. Well, you know, don't underestimate the human urge to seek attention and belonging, I guess.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,020

I am so unbelievably sore today oh my god.

@1,137,973 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
:') we all love you

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,021

@1,137,968 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
@1,137,969 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
@1,137,973 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

HONK

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 14 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,134

Lol the scrapyard is gonna pay me $280 cash for the van even without the battery. I paid $300 for it. So in the end i paid $20 for a van i had for 6 months lmao. They're picking up both my van and my neighbor's civic tomorrow! My boyfriend fronted me the money for my new car so I'll pay him with the scrap money.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,136

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
He spotted you $20?

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,141

@previous (N)
How'd you arrive at that conclusion?

Anonymous N replied with this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,144

@previous (O)
$20 ... and:
> My boyfriend fronted me the money for my new car so I'll pay him with the scrap money.

To be clear, not making fun of somebody for needing 20 bucks, just saying. Thought it was amusing

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,145

We're blowing bubbles for the dog

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,146

@1,138,136 (N)
$1600. For the new car. I have that in my bank account but most atms only let you take out $400 at a time and i have a withdrawal limit of $1000 a day.

Anonymous N replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,147

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
So the van was'nt $20? @1,138,134 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 8 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,148

@1,138,144 (N)
No. I paid $300 for the van six months ago. The scrappers are giving me $280 for it. My boyfriend fronted me $1600 for the new car Thursday. I have the money but it takes time to withdraw it in cash. So I'm using the $280 from the scrappers to pay him.

Anonymous N replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,149

@1,138,141 (O)
@1,138,146 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
All right I misread. Shit. My mistake sorry. Sounds like a good deal.

Anonymous O replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,150

@previous (N)
It takes a big man to admit he made a complete and utter berk of himself. Kudos for being that big man.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,155

@1,138,149 (N)
It happens. Yeah, it was a good deal for the van - my boyfriend's brother was selling it. He'd just replaced the brakes and the shocks the year before too.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,157

Bubbles! It's hard to get a good picture

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 days later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,929

I pinched two berts @work, today!

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Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,139,335

Watching the latest livestream demonstration for Baldur's Gate 3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSc17QXxfyU

...But, due to COVID, the lead developer is having to stream it from an office by himself, and the audio keeps doing this weird skipping thing. It's annoying me quite a bit. but I'll have to persevere.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE double-posted this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,139,336

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Really excited about it, anyway. It's looking like one of the best RPGs in a while.

It'll be coming into early access next month. Not sure how that'll work for a story-driven RPG, but I might get in on it if it means a lower price.

I've sadly never played the original Baldur's Gates, since I think they've probably not aged well. I imagine it would be like when I went and tried the two original Fallout games, I could just feel those absent years of progress on gameplay design.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,139,369

Last day of work and three day weekend! Yesterday was Canada Day, which we worked on but get Friday off instead.
It's also super hot (like 40C with humidity) so we are taking a short break every hour.

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Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,139,370

@1,139,335 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Update: I streamed it to my TV and it was fine.

Don't bring me first world problems, bring me first world solutions. ?

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dw replied with this 5 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,139,384

@1,139,336 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
i want to play cyberpunk

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,139,390

@1,139,369 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
How do people celebrate Canada day?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,139,394

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
In Quebec nobody really does. Elsewhere there are fireworks and I'm sure people bbq and such. Not sure tbhm

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,139,396

@1,139,384 (dw)
Me too, lad. It's looking pretty good.

dw replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,139,397

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
yes but apparently quite buggy/crashy in press previews atm

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,139,403

@1,139,394 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You didn't do holidays growing up?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,139,408

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I saw the fireworks sometimes.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,139,425

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
That's nice. Im glad that you were allowed that at least

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,139,455

Bah. My contract ends on tuesday and i dont know when I'll have more work :/

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,139,457

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Is it still a possibility they may extend your contract?

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,139,458

@1,139,455 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Already? Damn, mate, that didn't seem to last long. Guess that's the nature of your line of work? Sorry to hear that.

@1,139,397 (dw)
It's releasing soon, yeah? I imagine it'll be more polished when it comes out.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,139,459

@1,139,457 (A)
Nope. The work is done.

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
It is. I've had some longer contracts (a few months) and last year I was continuously employed by the same firm for many months on several different contracts but corona made things weird.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,139,461

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Dann. =(

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,139,523

@previous (A)
I got sent the name of another firm i hadn't heard of. They're an engineering firm who recently got into archaeology and are apparently getting a lot of contracts. I'll send them my CV tonight and we'll see. Worst case I'll go back on EI, I just do better mentally with work.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,139,533

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Nice. Hope that works out for you.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,139,563

@previous (A)
Thank you :)
Also im gonna get my own loft all to myself. In tbe same complex but a space just for me!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,139,567

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Hell yeah. Being by yourself is the greatest.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,139,577

@1,139,563 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
So your latest bf is finally sick of all your shit?

dw replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,139,615

@1,139,458 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
19 november i think. i'm definitely waiting for reviews before i am buying this

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,139,625

@1,139,577 (P)
Nope! It's in the same building. I'm still gonna spend most of my time at his place. His place is small, there's no room for me to unpack and nowhere for me to go if i want to be alone. Plus if he gets sick of people he can always come over to my place. Most importantly, I won't be sick all winter because I won't have the cats! Our friend is moving to Windsor, I'm gonna move into his place. Discounted rent in exchange for him storing his stuff in the back upstairs and being able to use the place for a bit every few months. Works out perfectly, :)

dw replied with this 5 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,139,877

I got Amfexa Snap-Tabs® forum

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,140,389

Moderating minichan.org

(dank callback to a fun post by The Beckster
http://minichan.org/topic/93234#reply_1065675 )

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,140,745

I went to an estate...giveaway? Someone's great-aunt died and they were clearing out the apartment. I've always wanted to go to an estate sale but it felt a bit vulture-y.
I also bought a laser printer with two full toner cartridges and original cables for $16.

Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,140,781

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You paid about 6 bucks too much.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,140,793

@previous (P)

> New laser printer - $69.91
> New toner cartridge - 43.99
> $16 for laser printer and two toner cartridges = $6 too much

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,140,820

@1,140,781 (P)
...no. Don't be ridiculous.

Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,140,850

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Just saying...just about everything seems to lose its value in a private resale type situation, retail to wholesale wise.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,141,299

Three coworkers tested positive today fora. Please pray for us

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,141,301

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Oh shit, sorry to hear that. Be safe! Wash your hands like mad.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,141,318

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I have been

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 15 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,141,460

Ended up skimming the TV Tropes article for Mass Effect on a whim, and now I'm sad that the mishandling of Andromeda put the series onto an extended break. It deserved better than that.

At least there's a new Dragon Age coming soon, which I understand seems to have dodged the internal problems Andromeda suffered from.

jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,141,482

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
was Andromeda even that bad? i feel like gamers just like to complain and aren't good at having their own opinions

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,141,488

@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
Personally, I quite liked it. The combat was really fun and the storytelling was up to the usual high standards for BioWare. It felt like a solid Mass Effect game. But even I have to admit that it was obviously rough around the edges.

There was an extensive journalistic investigation into what went wrong with it, if you're interested:
https://kotaku.com/the-story-behind-mass-effect-andromedas-troubled-five-1795886428

But the short of it, as I recall, is:

- BioWare's disparate teams didn't co-ordiante their work very well
- Their initial idea for the game was too big and vague
- General mismanagement
- The above factors slowed down development, and they ultimately had to quickly rethink the game and rush someting out of the door due to their deadline.

(Edited 39 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,141,490

@1,141,482 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
I didnt play it but from watching reviews at the time it had pretty glaring graphical bugs, wooden voice acting, and just a general feeling like the game was rushed.

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,141,492

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Pretty much. Subsequent patches did help a lot with the bugs, but the initial release put off a lot of people and the game's sales never really recovered from that.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,141,578

Pinching a bert @work.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,141,970

I think I will register for some classes on Coursera to keep myself occupied until I get some work.

Also i am supposed to pick up this sweet headboard all full of shelves and cupboards tomorrow and I'm very excited. I've always wanted something like this.
Was supposed to go visit a national park but it's supposed to storm tomorrow so maybe next weekend.

I got some cool stuff at the thrift store today; the girl there likes me :) also i met someone nice at the barbecue!

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,141,973

> Pinching a bert @work.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,141,978

One coworker in critical condition

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,091

Privedhyow a-wartha

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 53 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,119

My dog is being a brat. She gets all sulky if I'm paying attention to a cat instead of her. At least I know that if she's getting upset about such little stuff, she's generally happy.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,123

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Now she's right passed out having little dream-twitches licking her lips. I wonder what dogs and cats dream about.
She woke up as I wrote this. Does she know??

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,124

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Nobody knows what they dream! Veterinarians think they most likely dream about about playing with their person, and things like that.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,125

@previous (A)
Yeah, naturally there's no way to know what they dream. The other day she had a nightmare and woke herself up with a sleep-howl, poor little bean.
I'd love to see a pup-dream or a kitty-dream.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 55 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,128

Speaking of kitty-dreams...

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,130

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,131

@1,142,125 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Me too. I often wonder what my kitty is dreaming.

@1,142,128 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

lol. Nice kitty-cat body pillow.

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 14 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,387

@1,142,128 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
oh shit i felt embarrassed

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,427

@1,142,131 (A)
I just love the expression of shock and shame and dismay

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,430

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

lol. Yeah. It looks like he's saying, "Shit! How long have you been there?"

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,433

@previous (A)
https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlystartledcats

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,436

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Ugh at the people using flash to take pictures of the cat. Otherwise, cute subreddit.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,440

The Adepta Sororitas!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 23 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,753

I ate one (1) magic mushroom
Tomorrow I'm submitting the name change form

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,754

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
:o How did you get around the requirements, in the end?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,755

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
im doing the gender change thing lmao
My friend is coming w me to sign the affidavit and then we will celebrate with dumplings! And then i will go get my new glasses

(Edited 38 seconds later.)

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,760

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
lol, I suspected. It's absurd that that's by far the easiest route! How long will you wait to hear back?

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,810

It's my "Friday" I've been working for 10 days in a row. I can't wait to go home, dab, eat Chinese food, smoke a joint, and play some vidya

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,841

@1,142,760 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
No idea! Hopefully it won't take too long. And one year after they hopefully accept, i will change just my gender back

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,886

@1,142,810 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Oh yeah and shots, I've picked up a drinking habit again

Dead !Pool..v42s double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,188

Wow I'm rude. I've been rude all day and most of my existence honestly. I got cleaning supplies for the house today, took a bunch of trash out of the kitchen and organized a bunch of food stuff.

I walked to get a new phone, paid more than I wanted, but enjoy the new phone.

So glad to have some days off again

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 54 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,190

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

Play some vidjya.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,192

@previous (A)
I played a bit of civ 5, we finally got internet at the house again

Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,202

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Has anybody mowed the lawn?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,210

@1,143,192 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

I have Civ5 on PC, good installment in the series.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,232

@1,143,202 (P)
lol what

@1,143,188 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
What prompted the revelation about your rudeness?

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,286

@1,143,202 (P)
Ya a roommate picked up his weed whacker and chopped it up nicely

@1,143,210 (A)
I enjoy it, but the simlish that the advisors talk gets kinda old

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Idk, I was having a heavy day, I saw a rude post of mine in a linked thread from a few years ago.
I've just been in a bad mood at home, I'm really stressing about money, and I worked a shit ton of hours last week so I let everything in my life slide by.
I was having what alcoholics refer to as "a moment of clarity"

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,294

@1,140,745 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
That is awesome!!! Once you go laser you never go back ?

Protip: you can reset the toner cartridge on most printers and get an extra thousand pages free. Just run them until the prints deteriorate. Same deal with drums.

I was a computer salesman some years back and you would not believe how many people buy inkjet because the printer is cheaper. Trying to explain total cost of ownership and price per page printed was always futile. It's like "yeah you enjoy that $49.99 cartridge good for about 50 pages you fuckin retard".

Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,300

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
> I was a computer salesman some years back

You mean you were a floor clerk at Office Depot.

lol

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,304

@previous (P)
You haven't had a job since 2015 ?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,335

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)

But... He mows the lawn! Are you saying mowing the lawn for allowance money... Isn't a real job?

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,337

@previous (A)
It would actually be pretty funny if Bert's mom did it legit and legally employed him with a W2, withholding, health insurance, 401k and the rest. And if she got a time clock and made him clock in when he goes to mow the lawn and then clock out again when he came back in from mowing ?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,338

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)

I bet it takes him hours to mow that one lawn. She'd be getting ripped off, and it wouldn't bother bert one bit.

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,349

@1,143,294 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Yep, my mom had a laser printer when I was growing up. I rarely need to print colour anyway. Thanks for the tip!

I'm really excited about my glasses. It's the first pair of glasses I've had that I genuinely like and that look good and fit well on me. The staff there helped me pick out the frames. :) i got the transition lenses and everything. Fucking expensive but I won't be abusing my contact lenses any more!
I never thought I'd be a glasses person.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 30 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,350

@1,143,300 (P)
Yeah I don't think you're in a position to laugh at anyone's job.

Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,353

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Ok...4eyes.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,359

@previous (P)
Are you 9 years old?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,362

@1,143,353 (P)
Oh no he called me four eyes my feelings are so hurt im gonna go home and cry to my mommy
Oh wait i don't live with my mom because i can hold a job and afford to live by myself.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,369

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

lol. Shots fired.

dw replied with this 5 years ago, 15 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,443

grant from mythbusters died ?

Anonymous L replied with this 5 years ago, 22 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,597

Was very slightly too young for Star Trek but I'm getting work drawing them, so it's research time and...

> Originally, Gene Roddenberry conceived Betazoid females as having four breasts. He was persuaded not to use this idea by writer D.C. Fontana. (Star Trek - Where No One Has Gone Before paperback ed., p. 110)

Thanks Gene.

Crimson Fucker !DONgSbOYdw (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 day later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,120

Pinching a bert @home, bc I am off today.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,163

Woot 4 hours left

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,178

I had a very nice day today.
And my friend will let me know if he has a contract for me :') it would be wayyyy up north - like 1.5 days driving without a break

Crimson Fucker !DONgSbOYdw (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,179

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Arctic circle ass shit. Hope it works out for you, bud.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,180

@previous (Crimson Fucker !DONgSbOYdw)
Yeah, it's not bad in the summer but I'd hate to be up there in the winter.
P much everyone who lives in my block is partying right now but idk i feel nice and calm, not rowdy

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,196

@1,144,163 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Woot an hour and 15 minutes left!

Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,206

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
You live in housing we call ghetto here.

Anonymous P double-posted this 5 years ago, 54 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,207

@1,144,178 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Good luck on the temp job.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,208

@1,144,206 (P)
Where is here?

Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,209

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Where I'm at.

Anonymous P double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,210

@1,144,208 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
They have graffiti on the walls where she lives.

Anonymous P triple-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,211

@1,144,209 (P)
Aw shit...my bad. I thought I was replying to a Trip post.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,220

@1,144,209 (P)
@1,144,210 (P)
@previous (P)
Bad troll is bad

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,223

@1,144,210 (P)
oh no, not graffiti
Most of it is actually quite skilfull art. People come through to do photoshoots and make music videos pretty regularly!
You live in your mom's trailer lmao
No matter where I live, it's better than you because I paid for it myself instead of crying to mommy.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 37 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,224

@1,144,207 (P)
Thanks! Good luck being a jobless bum for yet another year.

Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 53 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,236

@1,144,223 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You didn't pay shit lol

You're couch hopping in the projects.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,238

@previous (P)
I've never been late on rent in my life. You're the homeless bum, not me.

Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 44 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,262

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,268

@previous (P)
I see you found your mom's Backpage ad picture.
Tell your mom to shave her armpits and deal with her unibrow. Tell her she needs to brazilian sugar wax her pussy too. Her dried-discharge-and-semen-encrusted brillo pad of a vulva makes me want to vomit.
It's sad that such an unattractive woman has to prostitute herself to pay the mortgage because her middle-aged son is too useless and pathetic to get a job.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 9 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,321

@1,144,262 (P)
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,360

@1,144,268 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
A Tripfield?!

Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,383

This is the way I picture Triptych at work.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 52 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,410

@previous (P)
I can't picture you at work at all, otherwise I'd attach an appropriate image.

Crimson Fucker !DONgSbOYdw (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 32 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,429

@1,144,383 (P)

> I can't picture you at work at all, otherwise I'd attach an appropriate image.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,433

@previous (Crimson Fucker !DONgSbOYdw)

> > I can't picture you at work at all, otherwise I'd attach an appropriate image.

Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,448

@1,144,410 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Shouldn't you be relaxing and ignoring the well being of the board?

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,454

@previous (P)
Probably! I'm well into a fyne bottle of bourbon. How's your evening?

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,455

@1,144,433 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> > > I can't picture you at work at all, otherwise I'd attach an appropriate image.

Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 38 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,456

@1,144,454 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Pretty good here. Just had a burger and about to have a nice cocktail myself.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,525

We drove down to the national park but it turns out you have to buy tickets online in advance (to enforce capacity) and they were sold out for the day. We went to another park though and had a lovely time, waded in the river and walked the trails and had a picnic.
I love driving fast on the highway. Zoom zoom, motherfuckers.

Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,568

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You have zero experience operating a motor vehicle. You need to be super careful and not drive all hopped up on multiple loads of various drugs.

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,573

@previous (P)
> You have zero experience operating a motor vehicle.
That's just factually incorrect. I got my license in November, I drive myself to work/errands and my friends around for fun. I'm honestly not sure what you expect with this.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,580

@1,144,568 (P)
And I'm not the one who has DUIs and brags about being a "pro drinker" lmao. That's you bud. I drive pretty well!

Certain stretches of the highway I can get to 140km/h and feel comfortable there. It's much fun. :)

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Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,641

@1,144,573 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Lol...damn you're stupid.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,647

@previous (P)
You're the one who tells strangers whether or not they have driver's licenses. That's just fucking weird. What kind of ego does it take to be so confidently incorrect about something you couldn't possibly know?

Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,660

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
They give drivers licenses to everyone

You're stupid as fuck if you call yourself a good driver not even have driven a thousand miles

Idiots like you are why insurance is so high for people your age.

Wow...lol.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,661

@previous (P)
Nah, here you have to do a year-long driving course (like 20 hours theory and 15 hours of practice in all weather conditions) to get your license. And my insurance is super cheap, most insurance is cheap here because of the aforementioned driving school. And not even a thousand km? Get real, I was driving myself across the island every day for work. 60 km a day plus errands and fun.

And unlike you, I don't have any DUIs lol. Useless alcoholic trash.

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Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 19 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,885

Trying to pick a new color for my bathroom.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 17 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,144,992

Just had quite a mad experience. Going to have to describe it with the classic greentext method (or purpletext in this case, I guess).

> Be in second week of new job.
> Having a good time, getting on top of it all.
> Different guy will be showing me what to do this week.
> He's pretty chill, we have some laughs.
> We finish up everything for the day.
> Chatting to kill some time.
> Coronavirus comes up.
> Oh shit.
> He suddenly unleashes a slew of conspiracy theories on me.
> It's the full works. Coronavirus is fake, Bill Gates wants to kill off people with vaccines for depopulation, Illuminati, nanobots forcibly changing our DNA and making us cyborgs, Satanic elites, the Antichrist, the rapture.
> I become visibly dismayed and disinterested but he doesn't seem to notice.
> I eventually start poking fun at him, asking if the nanobots will turn us into reptilians (no, merely cyborgs) or if Bill Gates or Elon Musk is the Antichrist (he thinks that Gates might be a decoy Antichrist for the Pope).
> I eventually stop him by saying we've got 5 minutes left and should lock up.
Fucking hell. I genuinely like the guy besides this, but he's fuckin' nuts.

I really hope he doesn't think I'm someone he can talk to about this stuff, now. If he tries to talk to me about it again, I'll have to politely try and shut him down.

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,035

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
That's wild. Did you have any indications of his nuttery before this?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,038

@1,144,992 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Invite him here now.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,041

@1,145,035 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I only met him today, actually. But no, there weren't really any signs before the sudden onslaught of conspiracies.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,043

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Oh, I see. I wonder what your other coworkers would have to say about him.

Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 0 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,044

@1,144,661 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I don't have any dead loser junkie exes.

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,045

@previous (P)
I thought you wanted dead family to be off-limits. You've been making fun of my dead boyfriend for over a year, long before I ever said anything about your deceased family. And then you cry when I snap and retaliate by bringing your dead family up.

Hypocrite. What did you expect?

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Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 50 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,093

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You want to make bad comments ts to people and not get it back.

You're a nasty person who needs to grow the fuck up.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,095

@previous (P)

> You want to make bad comments ts to people and not get it back.
>
> You're a nasty person who needs to grow the fuck up.

I'm sorry to tell you that you're describing yourself. Any type of nasty comments you're getting, you've been making them to other people for a long time before. You've been saying nasty shit to me for a long time before I started retaliating, and then you got upset that I retaliated.

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Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,096

@1,145,045 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You have not been working and you are drawing welfare.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,098

@previous (P)
A lot of people are out of work during the pandemic, yourself included. And I'm drawing employment insurance, which I paid into while I worked. Not the same as welfare.

Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 11 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,099

@1,145,095 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Don't worry, you will grow up soon and learn how to be an adult.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 33 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,100

@previous (P)
Don't worry, I pay my own rent and don't have to ask my parents for money or housing.

Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,101

@1,145,098 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Just don't get hurt.... because your temp contract gigs will not pay workmans comp like a real job does.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 3 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,102

@1,145,093 (P)
@1,145,096 (P)
The hypocrisy here is truly staggering. You are completely blind to your own faults.

Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,103

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Good afternoon, Sir White Knight.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 35 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,104

@1,145,101 (P)
They do pay worker's comp, actually, because we have decent worker protection laws in Québec. I've also had a few sick days paid for, which was nice.

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Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,106

@1,145,101 (P)
I think it's a little sad that, on some level, you do see Minichan as like your friends or something. But you've completely ruined any chance you had to make friends here with your own spiteful attitude.

It's not even your politics or anything like that, either. Svet is a hardcore alt-rightist, but he still manages to be mostly accepted because he isn't constantly picking fights with people.

I think if you had been just a little nicer and didn't hold grudges you might've had an allright time here, and wouldn't have ended up as a pariah.

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,107

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Yes, he's been given many chances and has ruined each and every one of them for himself.
Plenty of our users have redeemed themselves. Unfortunately I don't foresee him being in their ranks.

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Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 33 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,108

@1,145,104 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Like to make a bet that contract jobs are covered by work comp there?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 50 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,110

@previous (P)
Yes. I took the mandatory construction safety course to get my license. That was part of the material. CNESST will pay you if you get hurt on the job.
These aren't technically actually contract jobs, we are hourly workers. It's just how we refer to them.

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Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 7 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,111

@1,145,103 (P)
Triptych doesn't need any help to argue with you, tbh. I just think it's incredibly hypocritical for you to say that someone else can't take what they dish out, or to fault someone else for not working and collecting welfare money.

Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,112

@1,145,110 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Cnest is not your temp employer.

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Anonymous P double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,114

@1,145,110 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You better learn what's up.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,115

@1,145,112 (P)
CNESST = Commission des normes, de l' équité, de la santé et de la sécurité du travail = Committee on standards, equity, health and safety at work = the people who determine whether you receive worker's comp.

@previous (P)
I do know what's up. I really don't know why you think you know more about my industry in my location than I do.

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 8 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,312

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Because he's a self-important, narcissistic retard.

Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,376

@1,145,115 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
So...you haven't been working as an 'independent contract worker' as I was somehow mistaken that I heard you say more than once. Ok.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,385

@previous (P)
Working contracts =/= independent contractor. Conflating the two is a mistake.
The firms bid on contracts and hire us. We are hourly workers. We work the contracts, but we are not actually independent contractors.
Many American employers classify their employees as independent contract workers when they're actually not, so as to put the burden of taxes on the employee and not be bound by some regulations/worker protections.

Again, working contracts is not the same as being an independent contractor.

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Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,420

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You are correct.

Many Canadian companies...as I understood from reading, also

> classify their employees as independent contract workers when they're actually not, so as to put the burden of taxes on the employee and not be bound by some regulations/worker protections.

and when they do so, if a worker is harmed they may be out of luck from recieving compensation.

Looks like it's basically the same here as there.

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,421

@previous (P)
I'm sure plenty of Canadian companies do that too. Shitty employers are everywhere.

> and when they do so, if a worker is harmed they may be out of luck from recieving compensation.
Untrue. If you are misclassified as an independent contractor, you have recourse against your employer. We have a very good labour board in Québec and I gather in other provinces as well.

> Looks like it's basically the same here as there.
Also untrue. Canada is much more employee-friendly and protects its worker's rights more (and has more worker's rights to protect in the first place).
And don't forget that we have a union now, which will also fight for us in my industry.

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,423

@1,145,420 (P)

Please, for the love of Satan, stop saying retarded shit.

Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 59 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,424

@1,145,421 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Many American employers classify their employees as independent contract workers when they're actually not, so as to put the burden of taxes on the employee and not be bound by some regulations/worker protections.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,426

@previous (P)
Yes, that's what I said.
If you are misclassified, you have recourse against your employer and you will win. They're banking on their employees not knowing that and just giving up and not fighting.

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Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,429

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

I said:
if a worker is harmed they may be out of luck from recieving compensation.
And you said:

> Untrue. If you are misclassified as an independent contractor, you have recourse against your employer. We have a very good labour board in Québec and I gather in other provinces as well.

> Looks like it's basically the same here as there.
Also untrue. Canada is much more employee-friendly and protects its worker's rights more (and has more worker's rights to protect in the first place).
> And don't forget that we have a union now, which will also fight for us in my industry.

How is what I said untrue...in the context of what we had agreed upon ?

https://www.thesafetymag.com/ca/news/opinion/no-workers-compensation-for-independent-contractor/187390

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Anonymous P double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,430

@1,145,423 (A)
Oh STFU you sad shit stirring faggot.

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 53 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,432

@1,145,429 (P)
A worker who is misclassified as an independent contractor is not out of luck for compensation if they are injured on the job. At no point were we talking about actual independent contractors.

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Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,435

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Whatever...such misclassification is not an abstract idea...there are consequences for how the legal paperwork is filed.
I don't want to argue. Whatever.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,436

@previous (P)
There are consequences, yes. If you are misclassified, you take your employer to the labour board, who will back you up. They will deal with the employer for you. You will get compensation if you are injured on the job even if you are misclassified. It won't be hard to prove.
Like I said, they're banking on workers not knowing their rights and just going along with it, which plenty of people unfortunately do.

Anyway, the original point is that I'm an hourly worker and covered by worker's comp, which was your initial point of contention.

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Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,437

@1,145,432 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I was just further stating the indepedent contractors in Canada as well ass the U.S. were in jeopardy of no compensation
...which was my initially assertion..

I was just reiterating my initial point that I made before you correcting me that you wernt referring to that term.

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,438

@previous (P)
Yes, actual independent contractors won't get worker's comp.
But at no point were we talking about actual independent contractors. You didn't start out by saying independent contractors aren't eligible for worker's comp. You started out by smugly saying multiple times that I specifically would not get worker's comp, I said you were wrong, then we were talking about people who were misclassified as independent contractors who were not actually independent contractors.

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,439

@1,145,437 (P)
And no, you don't want to argue. You just want to make snide remarks at people.

Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,445

@1,145,438 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> started out by smugly saying multiple times that I specifically would not get worker's comp.
Based on you making ambiguous statements leading me go erroneously assume the situation was different than it actually was.

I think were both clear on the matter now. It just seems like you hate to end the conversation without making some haughty pronouncement that you have vanquished some attempt on my part of whatever I say being a crusade of war against you.

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,446

@previous (P)

Seriously, stop saying retarded shit.

Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,447

@previous (A)
You are a faggot shitstirrer go fuck yourself nerd.

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,448

@previous (P)

Only if you stop saying retarded shit, retard.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 second later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,449

@1,145,445 (P)
Yeah, that's your fault for being so confidently smugly wrong based on ambiguous statements without clarifying first.
@1,145,101 (P)

> Just don't get hurt.... because your temp contract gigs will not pay workmans comp like a real job does.

@1,145,099 (P)

> Don't worry, you will grow up soon and learn how to be an adult.

@1,145,108 (P)

> Like to make a bet that contract jobs are covered by work comp there?

(and actually this one is straight up incorrect. Contract jobs are covered by workers comp. As I have already demonstrated.)

@1,145,096 (P)

> You have not been working and you are drawing welfare.

@1,145,093 (P)

> You want to make bad comments ts to people and not get it back.
>
> You're a nasty person who needs to grow the fuck up.

@1,145,044 (P)

> I don't have any dead loser junkie exes.
Funny, you just posted about how you used to get psychosis when you IVed coke.

You definitely said all of that in good faith. You're a dick.
And i have vanquished some attempt on your part of whatever you say being a crusade of war against me. Because you're wrong in every attempt you make to somehow shit on me (not to mention the hypocrisy!) and you're a dick about it.

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Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,452

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You dumb cunt lol
Goddamne if I wouldn't throw the cup of coffee I'm drinking in your stupid face right now if I could. What a trifling bitch.
Damn.

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,453

@previous (P)
And there it is.
You haven't said a single nice thing to anyone in a very long time - not that you've been indifferent, you've been actively vitriolic and highly unpleasant to everyone, often unprompted. And you wonder why people dislike you.
Like I said, no, you don't want to argue. You just want to say snide or outright nasty things to everyone and have them go along with it. God forbid anyone say anything snide or nasty to you, though, that makes them a horrible person who has no right to talk to you like that.

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Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,457

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Anytime I say something to you...you make vile harsh remarks like I killed your goldfish the week before by peeing in the bowl.
If you'd ever calm down it would be nice.

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,458

@previous (P)
I've been perfectly civil to you while you went from thread to thread saying unpleasant things about me. I didn't even respond to you saying nasty things about my dead partner! After a very long time of you being snide or outright vitriolic, I finally called you a dick. And then you flew off the handle, saying how you'd like to physically hurt me. And now you tell me to calm down.
I find it truly astounding how you completely lack any ability to reflect on yourself and your behavior.

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,459

@1,145,457 (P)

Yes. Her standoffish reaction to you has nothing to do with years of you treatimg her like a piece of meat, which you want to fuck.

Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,461

@1,145,458 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You're being very generous to yourself with that description and timeline.

Anonymous P double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,462

@1,145,458 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> I find it truly astounding how you completely lack any ability to reflect on yourself and your behavior.

Anonymous P triple-posted this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,463

@1,145,459 (A)
Someone who's repeated remarks in this thread and another mainly consist of-

"Pinching a bert, at work"

does not concern me in the least.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,466

@1,145,461 (P)
Timeline being since yesterday morning.
You continuously made, unprompted, many snide and several inflammatory - the most offensive one being about my dead partner (you know how offensive that is, since you've been insulting my dead partner for over a year but flipped your shit when I finally insulted your dead father in turn), while I was perfectly civil. I didn't even post in some topics where you did that, and you did that in response to comments I made in good faith to contribute to topics. My civility did not deter you from incessantly poking and poking. The second I said something mildly offensive you completely flipped your shit.
I conclude that it makes no difference how people treat you, you just want to be unpleasant. Like a child who purposely annoys their sibling til the sibling snaps so they can go cry to the parents and get the sibling punished.

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Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,469

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Uh that happened well before dawn yesterday.
Not continuously since yesterday morning.

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Anonymous P double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,470

@previous (P)
Your civility?

Hahahahahahaa...that's a good one.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 24 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,472

@1,145,469 (P)
Really?
@1,145,044 (P)

> I don't have any dead loser junkie exes.

That was posted 19 hours ago. It's currently 9.45 am. 19 hours ago is 2.45pm yesterday. That isn't before dawn. Please try to make your lies a bit more difficult to fact check, it's insulting.

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Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,473

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> Timeline being since yesterday morning.
> You continuously made, unprompted, many snide and several inflammatory - the most offensive one being about my dead partner (you know how offensive that is, since you've

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 26 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,474

@1,145,470 (P)
Please find a single post since yesterday morning, until this post @1,145,449 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL) where I called you a dick, where I was at all uncivil to you. I was perfectly polite.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,475

@1,145,473 (P)
Yes. You made that post 19 hours ago. 19 hours ago is 2.45 pm yesterday. 2.45 pm is in the afternoon. 2.45pm yesterday is after yesterday morning, because it is yesterday afternoon. Afternoon comes after morning. Thus, yesterday morning is before yesterday afternoon, and 2.45pm yesterday is yesterday afternoon.

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Anonymous P replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,478

@1,145,474 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You dont know what perfectly polite even looks like as far as I know.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 49 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,480

@1,145,463 (P)

Still upset that I liken you to shit, I see. Good thing your opinions aren't worth the Berts I pinch, so I stand by it.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 14 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,481

@1,145,478 (P)
Please find a single post since yesterday morning where I was at all uncivil to you, until this post @1,145,449 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL) where I called you a dick.

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