Topic: Riding into work is fun and healthy but...

TopShagger !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 5 years ago #100,753

I have big balls so sometimes I crush them on my saddle.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 20 minutes later[^] [v] #1,136,833

@OP

> I have big balls

Why will none of these dates ever sleep with you?

TopShagger !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,836

@previous (B)
But they do. Not all of them but enough do

Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,837

@previous (TopShagger !jzYkdX7lIw)
I'm sceptical. I reckon you'd include that detail in your AMA date threads if they put out. Seems to me you end up going home to a pink gin and a cry-wank.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,838

Did you buy some washing up liquid?

TopShagger !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,842

@1,136,837 (B)
I've just started dated after splitting up with my girlfriend last year a d dealing with lock down. Give it time

Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,845

@previous (TopShagger !jzYkdX7lIw)

> dealing with lock down. Give it time

You were awfully close and pally with those young men in shorts. Why are you afraid to also roll around in the grass with a woman?

Is that why you call yourself a "top" shagger? You like the twinks in short trousers?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,896

I ride my bike to work everyday.?

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