I don't have the Philips brand ones, but they are smart lightbulbs from an assortment of manufacturers that requires me to have 3 different apps installed.
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,136,428
I can't wait till the future when you can't even turn on your lights because your internet cut out ?
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 56 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,136,431
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Nobody would ever design lights like that. Smart things usually aim for graceful degradation.
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Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,136,432
we're already at a stage where many shops are in a frozen state when the internet is out because fuckheads forgot how to conduct commerce with actual cash
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,136,433
@1,136,431 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
So what would a smart Minichan look like?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,136,434
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I would like to be able to press a button on my phone and make a virtual fart sound on every forite's speakers.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,136,438
how about equip everyone with an eye tracker so that when they read COCK, they hear a gutteral voice say COCK
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,136,441