Minichan

Topic: I'm waiting for my date to arrive

TopShagger !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 5 years ago #100,695

AMA me anything

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,136,105

@OP
Coke or Pepsi?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,113

Is he into cocaine, too?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,115

How big is his cock?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,117

arrive is british for cum

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,118

@1,136,115 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> How big is his cock?

Irrelevant. Svet's the top.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,119

@previous (F)
I would not make that assumption at all.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,167

You gonna swallow?

TopShagger !AltRitexT6 joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,169

It was a nice date by the canal. She wants to meet again, FYI she is mixed race which proves I'm not be racist.

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,170

@previous (TopShagger !AltRitexT6)

> It was a nice date by the canal. She wants to meet again, FYI she is mixed race which means I can't be racist.

Why do none of these women you meet ever seem to last more than one or two dates?

TopShagger !AltRitexT6 replied with this 5 years ago, 43 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,171

@previous (F)
That's more to do with the current dating climte than anything else.

Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 15 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,172

@1,136,169 (TopShagger !AltRitexT6)
Oh and I love how your edit fucked up the English even more.

Anonymous F double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,173

@1,136,171 (TopShagger !AltRitexT6)

> That's more to do with the current dating climte than anything else.

That makes no sense. You're saying the current dating climate means people on dating sites don't want to find proper partners?

blom joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 46 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,180

@1,136,169 (TopShagger !AltRitexT6)

Show her your minichan history

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,186

@previous (blom)

> Show her your minichan history

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,210

I read it as "I'm waiting for my dad to arrive".

@1,136,171 (TopShagger !AltRitexT6)
What is the current dating climate? Please describe it.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,212

@1,136,169 (TopShagger !AltRitexT6)

> FYI she is mixed race which proves I'm not be racist.

Also...come on. Racists have been saying "I have [insert race] friends so I'm not racist!" for a very long time. I thought that was generally recognised as bullshit by now.

TopShagger !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,214

@1,136,210 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Fickle online dating

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,215

@previous (TopShagger !jzYkdX7lIw)
Fickle how?

Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,216

@1,136,214 (TopShagger !jzYkdX7lIw)

> Fickle online dating

You meet a huge number of women on these dating sites and none of them seem to want to meet you again after the 2nd date, maximum. What on earth are you doing on these dates, are you telling them your fascist ideologies and scaring them away?

Meta joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 56 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,233

It's OK to touch willies ??

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,269

@1,136,169 (TopShagger !AltRitexT6)
That proves nothing, my mixed race fiance has had several one night stands with folk that turned out to be hella racist

Anonymous G replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,271

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Are you jealous that "several" total strangers touched, smelled, licked, and penetrated her vagina and anus? Just think, many strangers out there know what her butthole smells like!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,272

@1,136,212 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yes. All these excuses are so tired at this point. "I can't be a misogynist, I'm married to a woman." "I can't be racist, I like Chinese food." Etc.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,274

@1,136,271 (G)
Bahaha if I was insecure that might bother me, but she's with me now, and that's pretty much what matters.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,275

@1,136,271 (G)

> Are you jealous that "several" total strangers touched, smelled, licked, and penetrated her vagina and anus? Just think, many strangers out there know what her butthole smells like!

You're so fucking weird, Matt.

TopShagger !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,343

@1,136,272 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I can't be racist because I'm not.

TopShagger !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,345

@1,136,216 (F)
It's a numbers game. It doesn't always work out when you meet someone based on a few photos @1,136,215 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,349

@previous (TopShagger !jzYkdX7lIw)
i made one friend on tidner but she's a cowgirl so she skipped town for the range

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 40 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,359

@1,136,343 (TopShagger !jzYkdX7lIw)
???????????

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,360

@1,136,345 (TopShagger !jzYkdX7lIw)
What site/app are you using? Tinder?

TopShagger !AltRitexT6 replied with this 5 years ago, 56 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,370

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Bumble

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,386

@1,136,349 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
I think I might make a profile with ninjj_in_a_dress.jpg as the picture

Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 2 weeks later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,183

@OP
Any follow up on this? Another one dumped your ass 2 dates in?

Erik !AltRitexT6 replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,185

@previous (F)
We decided not to continue dating.

Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,188

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Why?

Erik !AltRitexT6 replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,198

@previous (F)
Just wasn't feeling it. She said she wanted to go slower and I took that as a polite way of saying I'm no longer interested.

jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 37 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,200

@1,136,386 (O)

> I think I might make a profile with ninjj_in_a_dress.jpg as the picture

any follow up on this

Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,205

@1,142,198 (Erik !AltRitexT6)

> Just wasn't feeling it. She said she wanted to go slower and I took that as a polite way of saying I'm no longer interested.

You met for one date, no? How fast were you trying to go?

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,215

@previous (F)
I'm not sure which girl this was to be honest. Some I met for one date 2 others I met for 3 or 4

Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,216

@previous (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
This was the "mixed race" one. So what happened, did you have one too many brown ales and say something utterly fucking stupid?

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,221

@previous (F)
Yes it was the mixed race one and I think I said something about the positives of Britain invading India

Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,226

@previous (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)

> Yes it was the mixed race one and I think I said something about the positives of Britain invading India

A clever euphemism to be fair.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,142,441

@1,142,221 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
Yikes.
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