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Topic: Sad news everyone, bert has been banned for 3 whole days due to his erratic and hostile behavior

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 5 years ago #100,683

Please share your favorite memories of bert to help us keep him in our hearts during this difficult time.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 22 minutes later[^] [v] #1,135,926

Probably for the best. The threats of violence and bringing family members into it was going a bit far.

Hey, remember when Bert used to get enraged at Syntax mentioning his personal details, but now thinks he should be able to do it with impunity himself?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,927

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Could this perhaps be the first ever example of bert being a hypocrite?

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,928

Also, if Triptych wasn't laughing it off and the threats weren't obviously empty, then a longer ban would have been warranted IMO. Hopefully he can cool down and go back to be the loveable poster that we all enjoy.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,930

Too short. He needs a week or two off to realise he was being a true dick

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,931

@previous (C)

> Too short. He needs a week or two off to realise he was being a true dick

That assumes Bert learns things and adapts his behaviour accordingly. He doesn't. He has 2 states: sober (mildly funny and generally ok) and drunk (angry and violent). That won't change no matter the length of the ban.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,932

I always liked how he would totally lose his temper, over the most inane things.

TopShagger !AltRitexT6 joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,933

@previous (E)
His own life frustrated him to the point of random angry outbursts.

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,934

@previous (TopShagger !AltRitexT6)

Sad, but he has only himself to blame.

Anonymous E double-posted this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,963

The real question is, whom is going to take care of Bert's posting responsibilities while he is b&?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,991

I always liked how he would reply to even the most milquetoast criticism of himself with "Fag" and that's it.

I also like how he refuses to grow as a person and has only slid further and further away from good personhood as he's aged.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,992

we are truely sorry for your lost ??

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,995

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
truley* and lots*

you tried :^)

(Edited 44 seconds later.)

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 8 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,086

I like how adamant he is about sticking to what he thinks is right. No matter how wrong it is, and how wrong other people prove it to be. I also like that he thinks Fake Anon is some kind of secret forum puppet master, who constantly convinces other mods to go against what he thinks is right.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,087

@previous (E)
Lol yes, he is the most thick skulled person ever. It would be sort of endearing if he were dedicated to a good cause or something, but mostly he just spends his time ranting about "liberalcrats" and threatening to kill and/or rape women so...?

And yeah if only he could look into my heart and see how little I give a shit about what other mods here think or do. I am not remotely motivated to do 75% of the shit he thinks I do, and it wouldn't be something that made any sense to do in the first place. What can we do with him?

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,088

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

If only he could understand you are far too busy playing vidjya and trying to find a nice Jewess.
I don't know that there is anything we can do for/with him. You can't teach an old dog new tricks. At least we can get some occasional amusement from him.
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