Oh and only one person would have to buy Internet, lol.
There is an entire town for sale in South Dakota, houses, bars, jails, we could start a mini-colony for the low price of $799,000. Dibs on the bar.
I'm torn between executioner and BDSM proprieter.
Choices, choices...
May I be both? I think I can combine them to stream line efficiency.

California had a much better deal - actually the town has sold more then once and its a good looking place with perhaps Gold underground
California Town On Sale On eBay
BBC ^ | 4-3-2006
Posted on Tue Apr 04 2006 17:55:55 GMT-0700 (Pacific Daylight Time) by blam
California town on sale on eBay
A tiny Californian town, which was the first to be put up for auction on eBay, is on sale again on the online site.
The owner, businessman Bruce Krall, is hoping for a minimum bid of $1.75m (£1m) for a town he admits does not even have one horse.
The price does, however, include three cows, eight houses, and a post office.
Mr Krall says he no longer has time to spend in Bridgeville (population: about 20) but he says the town offers the "opportunity of a lifetime".
Lush green hillsides, sweeping mountain views and warm sunshine are among Bridgeville's delights to tempt buyers, according to the advertisement on eBay.
What's on offer in Bridgeville sale
The seller has no doubt that Bridgeville, founded in 1865 in the wake of California's gold rush, is worth the money.
"You get 83 acres (34 hectares), you get redwoods, you get a river, you get eight houses, you get a post office. That sounds like a bargain for $1.75m," Mr Krall told the BBC.
'Retreat'
Mr Krall bought the former logging town, which lies 420km (260 miles) north of San Francisco, for $700,000 (£400,000) in 2004.
A river runs through it: part of the rustic charm for sale
In 2002, Bridgeville had become the first town to be auctioned on eBay, selling for $1.77m. But the winning bidder backed out after seeing the poor condition of the properties and the overall neglected state of the town.
The Bridgeville sales site says the town has been fixed and is now "in great shape and ripe to be taken to the next level," suggesting it could be the site for private or corporate retreats, or "you could recreate your own working town".
Mr Krall says Bridgeville's inhabitants are taking the latest sale in their stride.
"It's not like it happens all the time. There's only been three owners in the last 130 years."
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http://www.scpr.org/programs/madeleine-brand/2010/09/30/16257/town-for-sale-a-talk-with-writer-dana-goodyear@previous (G)
Heat Index 97 degrees Fahrenheit and 60% Humidity today. 7 day forecast is for more heat and humidity.
One could set the old homes up as mushroom farms. Mushrooms probably are inside all the walls of those old homes. Source of income for MC?
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Weather here is truly AMAZING!! Few drops of rain cleared the air around 3AM in the morning yesterday. Water temps running weird re two days ago it was 69 yet yesterday and 2day North swell brought chill water in so its now running down to 65 yet still no need for wet suit - Temp at momento is 75 Air that is and Surf conditions are more Lake like then Ocean a Blue but still Sweet beach day
Take a quick look as non-subscribed need 2 C ad and then only a 10 second snip
http://www.surfline.com/surf-report/swamis-southern-california_4789/ @179,629 (Syntax)
Probably has a fuck load of toxic waste under it like love canal
Yeah, sure.