Topic: This is your only notification.
dw started this discussion 5 years ago #100,652
There will be a serious reprisal this evening when the ban is over. Your best course of action is to have a special Bert Appreciation Thread when the ban ends. This is your only notification. That is all.
dw (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 33 seconds later[^] [v] #1,135,664
I propose Tripskanks mod privileges e suspend for 1 week to impress on her the ethical responsibilities required in a mod position.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,665
We do try to be accommodating here but threatening to murder users is frowned upon.
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 44 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,672
I wouldn't throw a fucking birthday party for Bert, why should a thread be made to make him happy?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,673
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,674
Lol did he say this in irc
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,676
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
* bertbert (33267d66@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.51.38.125.102) has joined
<sworpo> hi bert
<sworpo> did you get banned again
<bertbert> Tripskank only banned me cause I fold her the other day I didnt want her diseases.
<bertbert> I want the ban ended early.
<sworpo> you usually do
<bertbert> There will be a serious reprisal this evening when the ban is over. Your best course of action is to have a special Bert Appreciation Thread when the ban ends. This is your only notification. That is all.
<bertbert> I propose Tripskanks mod privileges e suspend for 1 week to impress on her the ethical responsibilities required in a mod position.
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<sworpo> hi bert
<sworpo> did you get banned again
<bertbert> Tripskank only banned me cause I fold her the other day I didnt want her diseases.
<bertbert> I want the ban ended early.
<sworpo> you usually do
<bertbert> There will be a serious reprisal this evening when the ban is over. Your best course of action is to have a special Bert Appreciation Thread when the ban ends. This is your only notification. That is all.
<bertbert> I propose Tripskanks mod privileges e suspend for 1 week to impress on her the ethical responsibilities required in a mod position.
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tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,677
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,678
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,679
@1,135,676 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Ugh christ. Don't get me wrong, this is hilarious, but it's also a bit sad. What a mindset he has, where he threatens to murder someone and then he thinks they're the ones who are being unethical.
Anyway, he is delusional to demand some sort of appreciation thread. He is going to get the exact opposite, thanks to his bold strategy of "near-constant hostility to everyone".
Ugh christ. Don't get me wrong, this is hilarious, but it's also a bit sad. What a mindset he has, where he threatens to murder someone and then he thinks they're the ones who are being unethical.
Anyway, he is delusional to demand some sort of appreciation thread. He is going to get the exact opposite, thanks to his bold strategy of "near-constant hostility to everyone".
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dw (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,682
[20:11] 18<pissedbert18> I 100% Did not see lea ing a message on IRC as evading a ban on the board Or I wouldnt have done so. It says on the ban screen if you want to appeal the ban, then come here. That being said I ask you to take away the week ban, please.
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,693
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,694
dw (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,697
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,698
Wait why was he banned for ban evading?
jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,701
@1,135,664 (dw)
> I propose Tripskanks mod privileges e suspend for 1 week to impress on her the ethical responsibilities required in a mod position.
agree
> I propose Tripskanks mod privileges e suspend for 1 week to impress on her the ethical responsibilities required in a mod position.
agree
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,704
@1,135,698 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Wait why was he banned for ban evading?
For ban evading. The IP (see modlog) is an OVH server (i.e. it's a VPN/proxy server). But, he'd only visited via that IP, not posted from it (at least not since the ban), so I removed that ban.
(Just asking questions in IRC is not ban evasion of course.)
> Wait why was he banned for ban evading?
For ban evading. The IP (see modlog) is an OVH server (i.e. it's a VPN/proxy server). But, he'd only visited via that IP, not posted from it (at least not since the ban), so I removed that ban.
(Just asking questions in IRC is not ban evasion of course.)
(Edited 45 seconds later.)
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,705
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,706
dw (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,124
[18:34:22] <suckmyfunguscove> 7 day ban? FUCK YOU TTEH.. FUCK YOU SNAKEFAG..FUCK YOU KL . THAT CUNT MADE COMMWNTS INCLUDING MY MOTHER EVERY DAY.AY
[18:35:07] <suckmyfunguscove> NOW all I did is do the same and you coddle that WHORE. z
[18:35:45] <sworpo> hi bert
[18:36:20] <suckmyfunguscove> Your over the line on this shit and I wont ever come back here.
[18:35:07] <suckmyfunguscove> NOW all I did is do the same and you coddle that WHORE. z
[18:35:45] <sworpo> hi bert
[18:36:20] <suckmyfunguscove> Your over the line on this shit and I wont ever come back here.
dw (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,126
[18:37:46] <suckmyfunguscove> Fuck you bunch of liberal pussies. Triptych is a fucking puss guzzling whore and a ugly trash talking CUNT.
[18:38:49] <suckmyfunguscove> FUCK YOU MODS...FUCK YOU IN YOUR LITTLE FAGGOT ASSHOLES WITH A RUSTY RAZOR BLADE
[18:39:02] <suckmyfunguscove> FUCK YOU!!!!!
[18:38:49] <suckmyfunguscove> FUCK YOU MODS...FUCK YOU IN YOUR LITTLE FAGGOT ASSHOLES WITH A RUSTY RAZOR BLADE
[18:39:02] <suckmyfunguscove> FUCK YOU!!!!!
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blom joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,127
Lol
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 1 second later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,128
<suckmyfunguscove> I wont be back because the ban is unconstitutially corrupt
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tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 5 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,129
<suckmyfunguscove> Black lives do not matter....Fuck you.
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dw (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,130
[18:40:32] <suckmyfunguscove> I wont be back because the ban is unconstitutially corrupt
[18:40:36] <sworpo> lol
[18:40:44] <sworpo> constitutions apply to governments
[18:40:49] <sworpo> not obscure internet forae
[18:40:56] <suckmyfunguscove> Live with your awful mistake
[18:41:10] <suckmyfunguscove> A d guess what?
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[18:41:21] <Bertisgay> Bert is gay
[18:41:34] <tteh> now you've done it
[18:41:34] <suckmyfunguscove> Black lives do not matter....Fuck you.
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[18:40:36] <sworpo> lol
[18:40:44] <sworpo> constitutions apply to governments
[18:40:49] <sworpo> not obscure internet forae
[18:40:56] <suckmyfunguscove> Live with your awful mistake
[18:41:10] <suckmyfunguscove> A d guess what?
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[18:41:21] <Bertisgay> Bert is gay
[18:41:34] <tteh> now you've done it
[18:41:34] <suckmyfunguscove> Black lives do not matter....Fuck you.
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Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,133
@1,136,124 (dw)
@1,136,126 (dw)
@previous (dw)
Fucking lol.
I've lost count of the number of times he's threatened to leave and then quickly returns. If I was a gambling man, I'd put money on him being back within the month.
> FUCK YOU KL
Haha. Why's he mad at me? I think the most I've done in this is make some posts saying he's being a prick, but that's it basically.
@1,136,126 (dw)
@previous (dw)
Fucking lol.
I've lost count of the number of times he's threatened to leave and then quickly returns. If I was a gambling man, I'd put money on him being back within the month.
> FUCK YOU KL
Haha. Why's he mad at me? I think the most I've done in this is make some posts saying he's being a prick, but that's it basically.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,143
Damlol
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,145
Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,149
He seems rather upset.
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,160
@previous (C)Apparently it's "unconstitutional" for an imageboard to ban somebody for 7 days for repeatedly threatening to murder another user.
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,164
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
> Minichan is not run by an American or hosted in America
> The US constitution doesn't say anything about internet forum bans
He is quite childlike, sometimes.
> Minichan is not run by an American or hosted in America
> The US constitution doesn't say anything about internet forum bans
He is quite childlike, sometimes.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,165
As Barney Fife would say....."He's a nut!"
blom replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,179
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,182
blom replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,183
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I think it's just as likely he was invoking the Minichan constitution
I think it's just as likely he was invoking the Minichan constitution
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,185
Anonymous J replied with this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,187
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,188
Anonymous J replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,189
dw (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 53 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,193
[23:30:46] <berrcausebert> I will give you my best offer. I will publically attest to never off to kill Tripbitch ever again...IF the ban is lifted by midnight ET tonight.
[23:31:23] <berrcausebert> Otherwise it will lose the best poster you have ever had.
[23:32:15] <berrcausebert> This us an exploding offer.
[23:31:23] <berrcausebert> Otherwise it will lose the best poster you have ever had.
[23:32:15] <berrcausebert> This us an exploding offer.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 54 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,194
Wow. What a great deal. I believe we are in the "bargaining" phase of denial.
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,195
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE double-posted this 5 years ago, 55 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,196
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,198
> 3. Reprimanding a user for consistent bad behavior should generally be done via PM.
I gotchu fam ??
I gotchu fam ??
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,205
@1,136,196 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Well it has been over 50 minutes, and the other staff have abstained. So. It seems. The result. Is. Nay!
Well it has been over 50 minutes, and the other staff have abstained. So. It seems. The result. Is. Nay!
dw (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 57 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,220
[01:32:26] → bertcausebert has joined
[01:32:39] <bertcausebert> bert has been banned for 3 whole days due to his erratic and hostile behavior
[01:32:44] <brieemo> Cool
[01:32:46] <sworpo> good
[01:32:57] <bertcausebert> Someone....cant read!
[01:32:39] <bertcausebert> bert has been banned for 3 whole days due to his erratic and hostile behavior
[01:32:44] <brieemo> Cool
[01:32:46] <sworpo> good
[01:32:57] <bertcausebert> Someone....cant read!
Anonymous J replied with this 5 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,229
@1,136,193 (dw)
@previous (dw)
lol. I like how he thinks his empty threats of leaving will make any difference.
@previous (dw)
lol. I like how he thinks his empty threats of leaving will make any difference.
Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 51 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,230
I screenshotted (screenshooted?) this because it was funny. Also this is the first time I have ever seen Bert in IRC.chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,235
@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
Exploding offer? its a trap, nobody get close to it. Call the bomb squad.
Exploding offer? its a trap, nobody get close to it. Call the bomb squad.
dw (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,244
Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,246
@1,136,235 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Why does he call you Tripbitch lol? The way I see it, you have been more than patient with him and constantly calling someone a bitch won't make them more affectionate to you. I really don't understand Bert's logic ?
Why does he call you Tripbitch lol? The way I see it, you have been more than patient with him and constantly calling someone a bitch won't make them more affectionate to you. I really don't understand Bert's logic ?
Coil E. Leafeon !!KKlJgsBn+ joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,247
@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
what logic? he repeats the same things over and over, nearly invariably
what logic? he repeats the same things over and over, nearly invariably
Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,253
I love how he refers to himself as the "best poster".
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,266
@1,136,246 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
He doesn't have any coherent logic, as far as I can tell. He flips between "I love you, you're great" and murder threats, silly names like Tripbitch etc with little or no discernible cause. I like how he equates his comments about my mother (something along the lines of her being a moldy STD-ridden whore who he'd fucked) and my comments about his mother (mommy pays for him to live with her at the age of 50).
He doesn't have any coherent logic, as far as I can tell. He flips between "I love you, you're great" and murder threats, silly names like Tripbitch etc with little or no discernible cause. I like how he equates his comments about my mother (something along the lines of her being a moldy STD-ridden whore who he'd fucked) and my comments about his mother (mommy pays for him to live with her at the age of 50).
dw (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,633
[18:55:55] <bertcausebert> I formerly request the ban be ended early. I understand why the ban occurred but the ban was originally 3 days only and then extended in a capricious manner. I want you to realize that if this unjust persecution remains unchecked that I will no longer be posting here. I hope you will make the right decision.
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blom replied with this 5 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,634
Anonymous J replied with this 5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,636
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,649
@1,136,633 (dw)
Well, this is probably the most diplomatic message so far. Though that isn't saying much.
Well, this is probably the most diplomatic message so far. Though that isn't saying much.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 47 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,653
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Your unjust persecution of our best poster remains unchecked! You can't just extend a poster's ban, that's unconstitutional! He'll sue minichan into oblivion!
Your unjust persecution of our best poster remains unchecked! You can't just extend a poster's ban, that's unconstitutional! He'll sue minichan into oblivion!
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Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 40 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,658
@1,136,633 (dw)
@1,136,649 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
See, he can't live without MC. Just the other day he said if the ban wasn't lifted by midnight that night, he would never return.
Now he's begging, which he's used to doing from his days of homelessness asking for handouts.
@1,136,649 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
See, he can't live without MC. Just the other day he said if the ban wasn't lifted by midnight that night, he would never return.
Now he's begging, which he's used to doing from his days of homelessness asking for handouts.
dw (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,686
its annoying he just ch@s it and leaves
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 48 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,703
@previous (dw)
Now that you mention it, that is quite unlike him. Normally he doesn't mind arguing with people.
@1,136,658 (C)
Par for the course. All of his previous threats to leave have gone the same way.
Now that you mention it, that is quite unlike him. Normally he doesn't mind arguing with people.
@1,136,658 (C)
Par for the course. All of his previous threats to leave have gone the same way.
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,722
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Iirc he's like that in irc, only ever stays for a minute or two
Iirc he's like that in irc, only ever stays for a minute or two
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 36 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,723
Anonymous J replied with this 5 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,735
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> And he's still using the threat of leaving lol
Right? He thinks anyone gives a fuck. lol.
> And he's still using the threat of leaving lol
Right? He thinks anyone gives a fuck. lol.
Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 30 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,741
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,742
Anonymous J replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,743
blom replied with this 5 years ago, 50 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,756
@1,136,742 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I dreamed last night that you were doxing bert and I had to use moderator powers to tell you off
I dreamed last night that you were doxing bert and I had to use moderator powers to tell you off
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,771
@1,136,743 (J)
24 hours at first. That's 100% for sure. Then a week, but that was lifted apparently, but his 24 hr ban was extended? Or the week ban was never lifted. Not sure.
24 hours at first. That's 100% for sure. Then a week, but that was lifted apparently, but his 24 hr ban was extended? Or the week ban was never lifted. Not sure.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 58 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,772
@1,136,756 (blom)
It would be hard to resist if i had his dox tbh, considering that every now and then he and/or matt post what they think are my dox (or whatever dox are kicking around from when i was young). That said, I don't even post his fat-ass pictures. Even if i did it wouldn't have any effect because he's oddly proud of them and seems to think that he is "all that is man". Do you think that could be indicative of something like body dysmorphic disorder or something? He clearly doesn't see his body for what it actually is.
It would be hard to resist if i had his dox tbh, considering that every now and then he and/or matt post what they think are my dox (or whatever dox are kicking around from when i was young). That said, I don't even post his fat-ass pictures. Even if i did it wouldn't have any effect because he's oddly proud of them and seems to think that he is "all that is man". Do you think that could be indicative of something like body dysmorphic disorder or something? He clearly doesn't see his body for what it actually is.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,774
@1,136,771 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I think it was 24 hours, then he did something else and got it bumped up to 3 days, and then he threatened the mods again and got it bumped up to a week.
I think it was 24 hours, then he did something else and got it bumped up to 3 days, and then he threatened the mods again and got it bumped up to a week.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,777
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That sounds right. I just remember tteh saying he banned bert for a week then lifted it. But that certainly doesn't exclude him getting a week-long ban afterward
That sounds right. I just remember tteh saying he banned bert for a week then lifted it. But that certainly doesn't exclude him getting a week-long ban afterward
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,779
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yeah he is badly behaved, as you may have noticed. He also doesn't get how negotiating works. He thinks he can get us to unban him and that he's doing us a favor by offering to return. That is not how it works! We have something he wants. He has nothing we want. He is not in a position to be dictating terms.
It's also possible tteh got high and drunk and totally messed up the order that everything happened in.
Yeah he is badly behaved, as you may have noticed. He also doesn't get how negotiating works. He thinks he can get us to unban him and that he's doing us a favor by offering to return. That is not how it works! We have something he wants. He has nothing we want. He is not in a position to be dictating terms.
It's also possible tteh got high and drunk and totally messed up the order that everything happened in.
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Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 52 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,790
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I've seen other blunt and aggressive people in similar positions try this negotiating tactic. Strangely, the "you're being an idiot, stop this immediately" pitch isn't actually very compelling.
I've seen other blunt and aggressive people in similar positions try this negotiating tactic. Strangely, the "you're being an idiot, stop this immediately" pitch isn't actually very compelling.
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE double-posted this 5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,800
@1,136,722 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Actually, I'm not much different. I only ever go in there briefly when I'm drunk to say stupid things. Perhaps Bert also doesn't get on with it as a form of communication.
Fondly remembering a moment where I drunkenly went in there to announce I was going to play a video game, returning a few minutes later to accuse Fake anon of making me forget the controls, and then immediately leaving.
Actually, I'm not much different. I only ever go in there briefly when I'm drunk to say stupid things. Perhaps Bert also doesn't get on with it as a form of communication.
Fondly remembering a moment where I drunkenly went in there to announce I was going to play a video game, returning a few minutes later to accuse Fake anon of making me forget the controls, and then immediately leaving.
(Edited 1 hour later.)
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,812
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
You know, that's oddly endearing. It just comes off a little differently when you enter the chat just to say "you're all cunts, unban me or I'll leave" and quit.
@1,136,779 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yeah, i really don't understand threatening to leave as a negotiating tactic for getting unbanned. You get banned when you aren't wanted there.
You know, that's oddly endearing. It just comes off a little differently when you enter the chat just to say "you're all cunts, unban me or I'll leave" and quit.
@1,136,779 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yeah, i really don't understand threatening to leave as a negotiating tactic for getting unbanned. You get banned when you aren't wanted there.
dw (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,820
[10:53:37] → bertcausebert has joined
[10:53:43] <bertcausebert> Snakefag:
[10:53:43] <bertcausebert> "He thinks he can get us to unban him and that he's doing us a favor by offering to return. That is not how it works! We have something he wants. He has nothing we want."
[10:53:44] <bertcausebert> And: "
[10:53:44] <bertcausebert> Yeah, i really don't understand threatening to leave as a negotiating tactic for getting unbanned. You get banned when you aren't wanted there."
[10:53:52] <bertcausebert> Fuck it.
[10:54:45] <bertcausebert> .I'm NEVER posting here again. Bye faggot!!!!!
[10:54:57] ← bertcausebert has left (Client Quit)
[10:53:43] <bertcausebert> Snakefag:
[10:53:43] <bertcausebert> "He thinks he can get us to unban him and that he's doing us a favor by offering to return. That is not how it works! We have something he wants. He has nothing we want."
[10:53:44] <bertcausebert> And: "
[10:53:44] <bertcausebert> Yeah, i really don't understand threatening to leave as a negotiating tactic for getting unbanned. You get banned when you aren't wanted there."
[10:53:52] <bertcausebert> Fuck it.
[10:54:45] <bertcausebert> .I'm NEVER posting here again. Bye faggot!!!!!
[10:54:57] ← bertcausebert has left (Client Quit)
blom replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,822
Lol
Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,830
@1,136,820 (dw)
> I'm NEVER posting here again. Bye faggot!!!!!
You know once the ban is lifted, he'll come prancing in here like a little bitch, pretending nothing ever happened.
> I'm NEVER posting here again. Bye faggot!!!!!
You know once the ban is lifted, he'll come prancing in here like a little bitch, pretending nothing ever happened.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,839
Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,869
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,892
@1,136,774 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
@1,136,777 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yeah, it was 3 days initially but I reconsidered and extended it to a week, especially after his IRC shit.
@1,136,820 (dw)
> <bertcausebert> .I'm NEVER posting here again. Bye faggot!!!!!
Should we make it indefinite? ?
@1,136,777 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yeah, it was 3 days initially but I reconsidered and extended it to a week, especially after his IRC shit.
@1,136,820 (dw)
> <bertcausebert> .I'm NEVER posting here again. Bye faggot!!!!!
Should we make it indefinite? ?
Anonymous J replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,893
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
If you did, he'd just ban evade, bc his life is almost completely void of human contact w/o Minichan. I'm fairly certain the only human contact he receives is from store clerks.
If you did, he'd just ban evade, bc his life is almost completely void of human contact w/o Minichan. I'm fairly certain the only human contact he receives is from store clerks.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 58 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,918
@1,136,892 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
He'd just ban evade (like he's doing now). There is something to be said for leaving him banned indefinitely but if he is never returning anyway, there's no harm in letting it expire.
He'd just ban evade (like he's doing now). There is something to be said for leaving him banned indefinitely but if he is never returning anyway, there's no harm in letting it expire.
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,920
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)To his credit, he isn't posting - just viewing the board (it used to be the case that you could access the foræ while banned but couldn't post), so I'm not sure I'd really call it evasion. But yeah, fair point(s).
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,922
@1,136,892 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Nah. Let him seethe for a few days. I think it's likely that, in a week or so, he'll come back and be (relatively) calm and normal again.
I don't really agree with extending the ban based on him being rude on IRC in very brief bursts, either. I don't think he said anything too bad in those idiotic IRC threats.
Nah. Let him seethe for a few days. I think it's likely that, in a week or so, he'll come back and be (relatively) calm and normal again.
I don't really agree with extending the ban based on him being rude on IRC in very brief bursts, either. I don't think he said anything too bad in those idiotic IRC threats.
(Edited 20 seconds later.)
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,925
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Yeah, it was more me thinking: "hang on, threatening to murder somebody deserves more than a 3-day ban" but I was going to leave it be. The IRC messages (e.g. graciously offering to post that he'll "never kill Tripbitch") did aid the decision, tho.
Yeah, it was more me thinking: "hang on, threatening to murder somebody deserves more than a 3-day ban" but I was going to leave it be. The IRC messages (e.g. graciously offering to post that he'll "never kill Tripbitch") did aid the decision, tho.
Green joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 years later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,197,327
Corr blimey! I shat me knickers I did!