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Topic: The contradiction that is Bert.

Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #100,609

He is against welfare, but lazes about, refusing to work.
He is against socialism, but eagerly awaits the socialist stimulus check.
He believes criminals should be executed on the spot, but he uses illegal drugs, drunk drives in school zones, and threatens to rape and murder women.
He is against liberalism, but believes in freedom.
He is against communism, but lives for free with his mom and gets paid $105 to mow the lawn.
He is all that is man, but suffers from untreated high blood pressure, fatty liver, and diabetes.

What a living contradiction!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,135,055

Where did you get this $105 number?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,056

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I mean 150: he posted it

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,058

@previous (A)
Is this is the source for that number?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,060

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
oui

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,074

Is for traditional family values yet charges his own aging mother to help look after her. That's the one that gets me the most. I can't imagine charging my own elderly mother to help her out around the house.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,078

@previous (C)

I charge her $15 to take the trash to the curb.
$5 to load the dishwasher and $20 to dust the furniture.
When I drive her around it's $0.75 per mile.
I wash her Mercedes for $30.

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 41 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,084

@previous (D)
Holy shit I was sure that was an imposter. Those rates are obscene - you do realise that she must be keeping you out of pity, since a housekeeper would be much cheaper? Do you even pay rent??

(Edited 59 seconds later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,087

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I was joking about all that stuff.
I do everything totally free because it's the way a man does for family.
75% of my stimcheck went into the household expenses.

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

Anonymous D double-posted this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,089

@OP

I am not totally against welfare, I am against the housing projects full of able bodied individuals who have lived rent free for 20 years or longer collecting 3 or 4 different monthly handouts the whole time.

(Edited 35 seconds later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,091

@1,135,087 (D)
Household expenses = Red Baron, lottery, and Everclear

Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,092

@previous (E)
Like your dildos, anal lube and anus bleach.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,103

@1,135,087 (D)

> I was joking about all that stuff.
> I do everything totally free because it's the way a man does for family.
> 75% of my stimcheck went into the household expenses.

So where does your money come from then, if you don't work (and you've already said you have no savings because "the Dems" screwed you over)?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,115

@previous (F)

> I charge her $15 to take the trash to the curb.
> $5 to load the dishwasher and $20 to dust the furniture.
> When I drive her around it's $0.75 per mile.
> I wash her Mercedes for $30.

In his own words.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 45 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,140

@1,135,103 (F)
Welfare, presumably.

Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,250

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
What's that? Oh that thing that paid for your tuition.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,319

@previous (D)
Student loans and bursaries aren't the same thing as welfare bud.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,339

@OP
Aren't you that guy constantly whining about people being obsessed with him, then you go and make five threads about Bert a day?

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,745

@1,135,089 (D)
> not totally against welfare [when I'm the recipient]

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,747

@1,135,091 (E)

*Cigarettes

Anonymous G replied with this 5 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,755

@1,135,339 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Is he the same guy that whines about people being obsessed with him?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,765

@1,135,089 (D)
Sounds like a strawman.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 56 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,767

@1,135,745 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
He was totally against the stimchecks until he got one or until trump supported them :')
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