Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago#100,609
He is against welfare, but lazes about, refusing to work.
He is against socialism, but eagerly awaits the socialist stimulus check.
He believes criminals should be executed on the spot, but he uses illegal drugs, drunk drives in school zones, and threatens to rape and murder women.
He is against liberalism, but believes in freedom.
He is against communism, but lives for free with his mom and gets paid $105 to mow the lawn.
He is all that is man, but suffers from untreated high blood pressure, fatty liver, and diabetes.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,135,074
Is for traditional family values yet charges his own aging mother to help look after her. That's the one that gets me the most. I can't imagine charging my own elderly mother to help her out around the house.
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,135,078
I charge her $15 to take the trash to the curb.
$5 to load the dishwasher and $20 to dust the furniture.
When I drive her around it's $0.75 per mile.
I wash her Mercedes for $30.
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 41 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,135,084
@previous (D)
Holy shit I was sure that was an imposter. Those rates are obscene - you do realise that she must be keeping you out of pity, since a housekeeper would be much cheaper? Do you even pay rent??
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Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,135,087
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I was joking about all that stuff.
I do everything totally free because it's the way a man does for family.
75% of my stimcheck went into the household expenses.
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Anonymous D double-posted this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,135,089
I am not totally against welfare, I am against the housing projects full of able bodied individuals who have lived rent free for 20 years or longer collecting 3 or 4 different monthly handouts the whole time.
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,135,091
@1,135,087 (D)
Household expenses = Red Baron, lottery, and Everclear
Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,135,092
@previous (E)
Like your dildos, anal lube and anus bleach.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,135,103
> I was joking about all that stuff. > I do everything totally free because it's the way a man does for family. > 75% of my stimcheck went into the household expenses.
So where does your money come from then, if you don't work (and you've already said you have no savings because "the Dems" screwed you over)?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,135,115
> I charge her $15 to take the trash to the curb. > $5 to load the dishwasher and $20 to dust the furniture. > When I drive her around it's $0.75 per mile. > I wash her Mercedes for $30.
In his own words.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 45 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,135,140