Topic: Why don't they make a floor wax which is actually also a dessert topping?

Meta !Sober//iZs started this discussion 6 years ago #100,558

"It's a floor wax AND a dessert topping" has been a meme since Saturday Night Live joked about it in 1976 (https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/shimmer-floor-wax/n8625)

But since food-grade shellac is a thing, I think they could actually make this. Just take food-grade shellac and make it vanilla or chocolate flavored. What do you think, Minichan? ?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #1,134,399

Shellac is usually just an ingredient, not the dessert itself.

dw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,476

Isn't natural shellac very expensive?

jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,488

@previous (dw)
well it had better be good if it's multi purpose and I'm eating it

dw replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,496

@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
did you know that it takes up to 300 000 bugs to make a kg of shellac?

jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 6 years ago, 51 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,498

@previous (dw)
what kind of bugs

jodie !foster2PAQ double-posted this 6 years ago, 45 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,500

also you gonna eat bugs

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,502

@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)

Ever eaten a hard candy? You already ate bug extract.

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

dw replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,506

@1,134,498 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
shellac bugs