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Topic: Minichan Apocalypse Thread 2

Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #100,555

You are one of the top APOCALYPSE BUFFS in this city, which is something you can be, you suppose.

Though your business is quite INDIE, solicitations for your VARIOUS SERVICES are numerous in quantity. Compensation, however, is NONEXISTENT. It is a balmy SUMMER EVENING, and you are feeling particularly PARANOID tonight.

What is this handsome gentleman's name, forae™?

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,134,327

blom joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,329

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,332

@1,134,327 (B)
Try again, morae™.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,334

@1,134,329 (blom)
Sure, your name can be SCARY BARRY.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,339

Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 19 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,341

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,357

Your office - or at least, that's what you call it to those who ask - is secluded in a basement, and there's only one lightbulb that only works some of the time. There are BOOKS scattered on your desk, a pair of BEDROLLS in the corner, and a GUN LOCKER, with your trusty shotgun laying precariously in front of it. The threat of a zombie attack is more real than ever.

What will you do?

@1,134,339 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Historically speaking, it's like Ruby Quest.

blom replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,360

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,362

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,365

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
You pull a bullet from your pocket and give Lt. Fish a nice snack. They love this stuff, even if it stings your nose when you try it.

blom replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,369

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,373

@1,134,360 (blom)
You load your trusty SHOTGUN.

You now have 2/2 SHELLS loaded.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,376

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,377

@previous (E)
Wow, it looks like Anonymous E is taking a huge dump out there. Thankfully, there's a zombie nearby, they probably won't last long.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,378

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,379

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,380

@1,134,378 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
You yell out to them that you're on your way to save them! ...now how do you get out of here?

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,387

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,390

Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,396

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,397

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,403

@1,134,387 (E)
@1,134,390 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
You aim your shotgun, using your barred windows as a simple reticle, and...

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 45 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,404

@previous (A)

Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,405

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 3 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,406

@1,134,404 (A)
Anon E is grateful to you for saving their life, but... they are upset that you interrupted their huge dumps. In fact, they suggest you take a huge dump as well, just so you know how it feels.

blom replied with this 5 years ago, 36 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,410

Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,413

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 19 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,414

Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,416

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 32 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,424

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,429

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,440

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 24 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,442

@previous (A)
Forgot the panel like a Morae™

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,449

Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,451

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