Topic: And the award for "Best Bert Poster" goes to...
Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #100,550 This inanimate carbon rod! Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago , 23 minutes later[^] [v] #1,134,174 A well-deserved win!
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago , 14 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,181 I think Erik is a really good poster.
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago , 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,182 @previous (C)
I don't know, m8. I think Erik is just an Aldi version of Svet.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago , 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,184 @previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I think it is.
dw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago , 10 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,187 @1,134,182 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
but its the same person
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago , 2 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,188 Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago , 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,197 @1,134,187 (dw )
Yes, dreamworks, I know. It was a joke.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 years ago , 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,214 @1,134,187 (dw )
> but its the same person
Remember ages ago there was a person who responded to every post you ever made with the word "idiot"? That person was me. And posts like this are why I did it.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 years ago , 47 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,224 jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 5 years ago , 12 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,225 @1,134,214 (E)
do it again
Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago , 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,226 the dreamworks challenge is to make the dumbest most ignorant post possible using only 1-5 words
addendum - all words must be lower case and you are allowed to use up to 30 words if the topic at hand is video games
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago , 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,261 @previous (F)
You forgot no punctuation should ever be used.
blom joined in and replied with this 5 years ago , 29 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,263 @1,134,226 (F)
no it isnt
dw replied with this 5 years ago , 13 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,264 @1,134,214 (E)
did you use the search function or did you check every topic for new dw replies
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 5 years ago , 54 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,288 Autists don't understand jokes or sarcasm, and get extremely upset over different opinions. It's a grey blob trait
dw, replied with this 5 years ago , 28 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,300 @previous (I)
most jokes here arent funny
Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago , 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,346 @1,134,264 (dw )
> did you use the search function or did you check every topic for new dw replies
No and no; I'd simply write "idiot" every time I saw a post of yours.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 5 years ago , 48 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,374 This was a good Simpsons episode. Thanks
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 5 years ago , 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,375 @1,134,346 (E)
I liked it. Why did you stop?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago , 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,409 @1,134,374 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Agreed, it's a classic.
dw replied with this 5 years ago , 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,478 @1,134,346 (E)
I did notice you were really bad at detecting my anon posts
Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago , 5 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,480 @previous (dw )
On the contrary, it's simply that the joke doesn't work if directed at an anon account. Your dumb ass not realising this is, again, a large part of how and why I ended up doing it in the first place.
dw replied with this 5 years ago , 59 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,507 @previous (E)
um it would if you like a normal person realised that they were my posts
dw double-posted this 5 years ago , 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,510 @1,134,480 (E)
also i feel like you are complementing your obsession too much by calling it a joke
Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago , 22 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,528 @1,134,507 (dw )
> um it would if you like a normal person realised that they were my posts
There is a reason punctuation exists. It is to make a degree of sense out of garbled gibberish like this.
Anonymous E double-posted this 5 years ago , 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,530 @1,134,510 (dw )
> also i feel like you are complementing your obsession too much by calling it a joke
"Complement" or "compliment"? Also, it's a special type of idiot who suggests it was a joke while quoting a post that does not call it a joke. But then you are that special type of idiot.
dw replied with this 5 years ago , 8 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,537 @previous (E)
try reading the post i cited again
dw double-posted this 5 years ago , 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,538 @1,134,530 (E)
also lol i know better english than you and i barely know english!
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 5 years ago , 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,541 @previous (dw )
I think the point was that "complement", which is a word, was not the variant that made sense in your post.
dw replied with this 5 years ago , 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,544 @previous (L)
oh dang i guess my english isnt as good as a native speakers. whom'd've thunk'd
Anonymous L replied with this 5 years ago , 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,546 @previous (dw )
> oh dang i guess my english isnt as good as a native speakers.
And most non-native speakers, to be honest.
dw replied with this 5 years ago , 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,549 @previous (L)
so? i've never claimed to be fluent or even good at english
Anonymous L replied with this 5 years ago , 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,554 @previous (dw )
> so? i've never claimed to be fluent or even good at english
See:
@1,134,538 (dw )
> also lol i know better english than you
You dug yourself into a hole here because you had used the wrong variant of "compliment" but because you found out the way you spelled it exists you thought you'd 'won' your little battle.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5 years ago , 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,560 @1,134,538 (dw )
Your English is good
dw replied with this 5 years ago , 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,563 @1,134,554 (L)
lol battle. i made a spelling error. again, never claimed to be good at english, if i was i wouldnt have looked it up.
anyway anon K says his spam was a joke here
@1,134,480 (E) before claiming he never said that half an hour later here
@1,134,530 (E) Anonymous I replied with this 5 years ago , 8 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,701 @1,134,507 (dw )
> um it would if you like a normal person realised that they were my posts
Those are grey blob posts and indecipherable from other grey blob posts
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