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Topic: Minitwitter #15: Bertfield Edition — Post your status, lads and ladettes

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE started this discussion 5 years ago #100,504

Externally hosted imageHell yeah...Let's get this party started..

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Erik !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #1,133,480

First post for me who's birthday it is on Sunday. The 14th of June along with Donald Trump

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Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,482

@previous (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
Will the cake have cocaine on it? A coke cake, if you will?

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,487

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
No but I did manage to score some w³³d

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,490

@OP


I do not believe that quotation is legit.

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,495

@previous (C)
It was posted yesterday dude.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,497

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Look, mate. Great quotes require great quantities of Everclear. If that means a few memory cells have to die, then so be it.

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,498

@1,133,495 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Well of course I remember it if it was yesterday. I just forgot I remembered it for a moment.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,502

@previous (C)

> Well of course I remember it if it was yesterday. I just forgot I remembered it for a moment.

You have completely lost me with that explanation, sorry.

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Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,504

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Like I said, Everclear begats quality quotes begats amnesia.

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,509

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Has everclear ever touched your tender lips?

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,510

@previous (C)
I've never actually seen it over here! I'm sure you can get it somewhere, but I don't think I'd want it, tbh. I like some hard alcohol now and again, but Everclear seems excessive.

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Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,515

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
There are at least 2 occasions it could have ended me in the recent past. It's not something to be messed with without serious consideration.

jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,518

@1,133,498 (C)

> Well of course I remember it if it was yesterday. I just forgot I remembered it for a moment.

what

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,521

@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
I'm just making light of the fact that I did forget something from a few hours ago.

Anonymous C double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,522

I actually remember the death valley bit but the preceding remark seemed odd to me.

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,537

@1,133,510 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
> I've never actually seen it over here! I'm sure you can get it somewhere, but I don't think I'd want it, tbh. I like some hard alcohol now and again, but Everclear seems excessive.

We don't have the brand Everclear, but we do have rectified spirit. I don't think you can pick it up in supermarkets though. I've had this one: https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/p/34119/spirytus-rektyfikowany-duch-puszczy-half-litre

You can't drink it neat (95%) so it's always felt like a waste of time to me (unless you're desperately trying to get the highest ABV for the lowest price per ml...). Or you want to make, like, punch.

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Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,539

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
> I've had this one
> 95% ABV
Christ, m8. That must have been an interesting night. Even if you were mixing it.

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,543

@1,133,537 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I have drank 190 on several occassions by tipping up the bottle and chugging a few ounces followed by a quick 'chaser'
That's when it really gets you if you do that when you are already lit.

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,562

@1,133,490 (C)
Lol

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 19 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,568

Addicted to Stellaris, lately. Grand Strategy game by Paradaox (Europa Universalis, Crusader Kings). Top game.

It has a good soundtrack, for sure. But sometimes, when you're facing a far superior enemy force, you need a bit of this going on:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vDwqpzSrRU

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 34 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,576

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I fucking love stellaris.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,579

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Lad! That's good to hear.

Having my first war against an Awakened Empire. It's tense stuff, as their navy is far superior to mine and my allies are content to loiter nearby without helping me. But I'm, weirdly, gaining a foothold regardless.

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 25 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,580

@1,133,562 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Sounds like you know what In talking about.

Anonymous C double-posted this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,584

@1,133,562 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh, I thought you were replying to the previous post.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,592

@previous (C)

What previous post? That is literally the first post you made in this thread.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,601

@previous (H)
I think he means this post? @1,133,543 (C)

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,604

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Whatever post he was referencing, his inability to speak English properly stands.

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dw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,612

@1,133,568 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Upgrade to terraria

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,617

@previous (dw)
no, dw

i will never do that

also they are very different games, thanks!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 27 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,626

@1,133,579 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Oh shoot m8. Good luck with that. FrOm what I remember they have large individual fleets but only like 3 or so total fleets, so you may be able to capture some territory and stuff without engaging.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,629

Work

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 54 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,651

My boss sent me an email saying she's waiting for confirmation of the start date and will get back to me as soon as possible.

Got more radiator fluid, topped it off, and it's not leaking any more. I'm still nervous though. The engine seemed to heat up faster than normal. Gonna go for a longer drive tomorrow to make sure.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,659

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
tbh the bike is way cooler ?

and less maintenance!

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,660

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
It is pretty badass! But I'm not gonna ride a bmx all the way across the island to work.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,662

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Not with that attitude you won't.

but no yeah fair point!

Glad you got some work going again. :) Been practicing your French? ?

tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,664

oops, I think I reported my own post and can't seem to delete the report... :|

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 16 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,665

@1,133,662 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Yep! I try to think in french sometimes and I get to have proper french conversations from time to time.
A friend took classes and will give me all her stuff from them,too!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 55 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,666

@1,133,664 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Twice lol
I got u bb

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,667

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I hate myself :D Thank you!
@1,133,665 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh nice! Trying to think in a language I'm learning has always been super difficult for me but really rewarding, once I manage to. I remember littering my first flat with sticky notes to learn various nouns too. :') I'm honestly really bad at language acquisition unless I surround myself as best I can.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,671

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I've got a noun for you: bed. Go to it.

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 11 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,672

@1,133,667 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Language acquisition is hard as hell. I admire your dedication. What do you speak? I know you've got Dutch and some German right?

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,676

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yeah, Dutch I'm semi-fluent and German I'm getting there! I visited Germany a lot for work which helped me to learn, but haven't been for 6 months due to the coronavirus, and probably won't visit until next year at the earliest.

Do you use French when shopping and in everyday life, out of curiosity?

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 9 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,677

@1,133,671 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

Same to you, lad.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 29 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,678

@previous (H)
Okay...

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 13 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,679

@1,133,671 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I've got a noun for you: make me. ?

tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,680

@1,133,671 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
But yeah alright, I'm going. (._. ) Night!

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,684

@1,133,651 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
The engine on your vehicle will often be already close to normal operating temperature from sitting in the sun this time of year, before you even start it.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 29 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,700

@1,133,676 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Impressive!
I try to but don't always. More often than I used to, though!

@previous (C)
Yeah, I've considered that. It hasn't been too hot today and i park in the shade tho. I've also considered that I'm paying more attention to the dial than usual. Just gonna drive around and make sure it doesn't overheat!

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,703

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Good plan. Hopefully everything is fine.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 16 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,705

@previous (C)
Fingers crossed!

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,726

Rain in June,the area needs it but I hate being wet and cold at work

dw replied with this 5 years ago, 53 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,732

@1,133,676 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
> semi-fluent

?

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,733

Dabs and dreamland

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,771

@1,133,732 (dw)
?

jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,805

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Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,966

Externally hosted imageNeeds more bertfield.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,085

Cut my dog's nails on one paw. She wore a glove on that paw for like over a month 'cause she ripped out a nail so the remaining claws got suuuuper long.
She hates getting her paws touched at all, and hates getting her nails clipped (I'm good about it, I don't go near the quick). My boyfriend laid on top of her and put her in a headlock, we muzzled her, and she still managed to get out from under him. She yelped like we were killing her and now is licking her paw like it's hurt/bleeding (I checked, it isnt). Fucking what an ordeal. Now she's semi-sulking.

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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,086

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Do you think she would freak out over a nail grinder?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,091

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Probably. A grinder would take longer and I don't think she'd let me hold it against the nails long enough. I'm sure she'd hate the sound too.

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,092

Externally hosted image> Needs more bertfield.

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,140

@1,134,085 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> My boyfriend laid on top of her and put her in a headlock, we muzzled her, and she still managed to get out from under him. She yelped like we were killing her and now is licking her paw like it's hurt/bleeding (I checked, it isnt). Fucking what an ordeal.

Good God.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,154

@1,133,626 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Update: I had to reload an earlier save. My idiot AI ally trapped me in an eternal war, and then an endgame crisis spawned in my borders.

The new save is going much better, though! A revitalised alloy industry has allowed for a much stronger fleet, and a journey into a psychic realm ended with my leader becoming an immortal demi-god. Also, I gave the space elves full rights in my empire.

This game is pretty great.

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,156

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

With a name like Stellaris, you'd think that that it was about interstellar war! Does it eventually get to that point?

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,157

@previous (H)
Of course, frequently. I'm just taking an extended break from war right now to upgrade my fleet.

Thankfully, the fundamentalist fungoids next to me are currently invading the nearby machine empire. This represents a huge opportunity as those religious fungoids are the single biggest galactic power right now. I shall invade and seize their worlds once they over-commit to their current invasion. Ha ha ha.

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,160

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

Is it on sale on Steam right meow?

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,163

@previous (H)
It wasn't when I recently bought it.

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,164

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

Hmmmmm. Perhaps I should check.

Anonymous H double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,166

@1,134,163 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

It is not... I'll let you know, when I buy it.

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Anonymous H triple-posted this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,189

Externally hosted image> > Needs more bertfield.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,319

@1,134,140 (C)
...that's not uncommon for dogs. And she's 50 lbs, she's not easy to restrain.

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,602

Externally hosted image> > > Needs more bertfield.

Anonymous H double-posted this 5 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,700

Externally hosted image> > > > Needs more bertfield.

Anonymous H triple-posted this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,735

Externally hosted imageA tasty new Bertfield.

Anonymous H quadruple-posted this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,783

Externally hosted image> > > > > Needs more bertfield.

jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,840

@1,134,735 (H)
nice one

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,905

Honk

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,907

Externally hosted image@previous (A)

Hank

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,908

@previous (H)
You do not know who I am, by the way

As I am anonymous ?

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 47 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,909

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Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,910

@1,134,908 (A)

Yes, for all I know, you are new to MC. Please familiarise yourself with the rules and markup syntax before posting.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,936

> thw when you say you will only paint your SoB before bed if you find an obscure monk chant on youtube
> then you find the chant
Guess I'll paint for a bit...

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,939

@previous (A)
Why are you painting your son of a bitch?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,941

Externally hosted image@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,946

@previous (A)
Oh! Cool. What does SoB stand for in this context?
Minifigure painting looks fun. I admire 40k players, that takes a steady hand. When I was a kid my brother had a bunch of zoids and he'd use my mom's candles to weld on wings and shit like that and I thought he was so cool for that.

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 48 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,986

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Why didn't he just shit like normal people?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,996

@previous (C)
Way cooler to shit while welding wings onto your liger zero figure with your mum's candle. kids and teenagers are weird.

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 20 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,305

Externally hosted image> > > > > > Needs more bertfield.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,329

@1,134,946 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh lol. Of course, that usually stands for something else.

In this case, Sisters of Battle. They're the 40k army I collect.

@1,134,936 (A)
@1,134,941 (A)
Mildly disappointed it took whisky to momentarily break my Stellaris obsession and make me paint again. ?

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,331

@1,134,936 (A)
Also, here is what my drunken mind meant by "obscure monk chant". Just some ambient singing from a video game. Kingdom Come: Deliverance.

https://youtu.be/zInUvDANjDs

Was surprisingly comfy to paint to, though. Appropriate, too, as the Sisters are the army of the Imperial church.

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 22 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,568

Externally hosted imageBert Bertleson strike again!

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 29 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,578

Fun times in Stellaris. My empire is going through a robot uprising. My navy will crush them easily, but it will take a while, and then I'll have to deal with a massive economic clean-up. Some citizens were also forcibly made into cyborgs by the robots, but that is actually beneficial for me when I retake the planets.

...And during this war, for some reason, the immortal Emperor of my empire felt it was the right time to create a political faction advocating for AI, which I had immediately outlawed after the uprising. While he is a powerful psychic and immortal, I may have to find a way to get rid of him for that foolishness.

@previous (H)
lol, I hadn't read that thread. Some good laughs in there. Thanks.

(Edited 35 minutes later.)

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,579

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

#ClassicBert

Bury him u dernestg your storage building.

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 30 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,599

@previous (H)
Buiilding*

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,603

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Yes, my bad. I should be banned for this...

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 29 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,613

@previous (H)
No I think you just need to drink more Everclear to truly sound like all that is man.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,615

Externally hosted imageLong baby

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,619

Externally hosted image@1,135,613 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Everclear is shit, tbh. There is a reason a 750ml bottle is only $20.

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Dawww. Here's one I took of my kitty, a few days ago.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,621

@previous (H)
Yeah, they sell a 94% alcohol here and it's frankly disgusting.

Cutie! Such big eyes.

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,623

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Probably bc she has a tiny head, but IDK.

jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 56 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,627

my cat went up the stairs to tree house by her self.forst time

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 43 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,630

Whoops might have the rona

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,632

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

I told you before, Carona Extra is the whyte man's drink. Stay away from it!

jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,633

@1,135,630 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

> Whoops might have the rona

docker
society
douche
soccer
soccer
social socket soccer anxiety shocker

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 19 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,777

@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
@1,135,632 (H)
Might just have a headcold. My former roommate tested positive, and there was only a 3 week buffer from when we moved out, and I was there on Friday.

Dead !Pool..v42s double-posted this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,863

Ugh it's only ten and I feel like death

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,900

@1,135,621 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

What is disgusting is drinking an alcoholic drink that is 80% or more of something other than alcohol.

Anonymous C double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,901

@1,135,863 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
You've got the coronavirus?

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,905

@1,135,900 (C)

Spoken like a true alcoholic.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,935

@1,135,863 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Oof. Feel better today?

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,964

@1,135,901 (C)
Probably not, but since a former housemate did get it, I have to get tested. I think I got bronchitis honestly

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yeah, a bit, still stuffy and runny, but less like hit by a truck

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,965

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

May be complications related to working in the rain, the other night.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,966

@previous (H)
Ah I totally forgot, that was pretty recent and could definitely explain my misery

Dead !Pool..v42s double-posted this 5 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,050

Covid negative, either bronchitis or early pneumonia

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,051

Externally hosted image@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

Rona free since 93!

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,056

@previous (H)
Well '88 for me, but Yee, just feeling miserable, but less so than if I had the actual Rona. Or at least the strain that hit this last year, apparently coronaviruses aren't that uncommon, this one's just special

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,058

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

I just said 93 so that it would rhyme. Yeah, Coronaviruses are one of the most common types of virus.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,066

@previous (H)
I must be mildly autistic. Next time I can blame it on the cough syrup

jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,132

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

> I must be mildly autistic
probably

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,206

Helped a couple friends move a mattress. Engine was running really hot pretty much the whole way back, had me worried. Heck, has me worried. I mean it's like 36 C (97 F) out, that's probably part of it.

(Edited 41 seconds later.)

dw replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,222

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
how many people do you need to move one mattress??

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,224

@previous (dw)
Sorry, bedframe not mattress. They asked me because i have a van and could transport it.

dw replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,227

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
ugh of course you have a van

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,228

@previous (dw)
I haven't seen Trip's van but it is almost certainly less fun than Wade's serial killer/rapist van.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,231

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,234

@1,136,227 (dw)
@1,136,228 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yeah, just a minivan. 2004 Dodge grand(?) caravan. Boyfriend's brother was selling it very cheaply in pretty good condition, although v high mileage. It's just got the original navy blue paint job and some rust, too. Not even any stickers.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,239

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh neat. Minivans are kinda rough to learn driving in. They're so bulky! You may have the first ever minichan minivan though which is pretty cool. Put our logo on it pls.

dw replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,240

@1,136,234 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
oh i wouldnt call that a van

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,241

@previous (dw)
What would you call it?

@1,136,239 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yeah, i still suck at parallel parking with it. Can only manage it if the space is at least two, ideally three, cars long. And I'm keeping it as non-descript as possible to attract the least attention possible.

dw replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,242

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
"espace like"

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,243

@1,136,241 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh jeez parallel parking is awful with a minivan. Talk about a trial by fire. Well, you'll either cause a lot of property damage, or you'll become a skilled driver. Maybe both. And that's fair. If you ever do get involved in the illegal street racing minivan circuit, we will need to discuss sponsorship opportunities though.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,245

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I haven't caused any property damage! Or even any damage to the van besides the one time I crunched the curb which caused a one-time (oddly unrepeated) radiator leak. Two dents mysteriously appeared on the back, so someone backed into it in the parking lot.
I like that it's so cheap and old that dents and bruises don't bother me. I worry about it shitting out on me while im getting to work but i have CAA (like AAA) and will get it to a mechanic asap.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,248

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Wow! I'm impressed. I know I would be running into shit all the time if I learned to drive with a minivan. Yeah cars with that many miles will have all kinds of weird problems. Hopefully it doesn't break down in the middle of nowhere. Make sure you have an emergency survival kit with nonperishable food, water, a blanket, flashlight, first aid materials, etc. in the car!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,251

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Luckily driving school is mandatory in Quebec, so I had 16 hours of on-the-road practice before getting my probationary license (4 demerit points vs 15 and 0.00 BAC limit vs 0.08 are the differences), which also makes insurance much cheaper. Unfortunately, the cars they use at driving schools are dinky as fuck, barely bigger than smart cars, so that didn't help all that much. And yeah, i have everything you could need in there :)

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,254

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Ah that makes sense, you've got some experience under your belt then before you start driving. It's similar here. You need a certain number of hours driving experience before you can take the driving test (which I failed my first time lol). And good, you're prepared then. I have no more advice to give you!

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,277

Feeling a bit better today.

@1,136,132 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
T.Hanks

@1,136,228 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yeah i dont have it anymore sadly

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,278

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Oh no what happened to it?

jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,318

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Oh no what happened to it?

lol I can't imagine!!!!


omg sorry Wade I can't help but rag on you but I don't dislike you!!! I'm sorry!!

jodie !foster2PAQ double-posted this 5 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,319

@1,136,277 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
move to Portland and be my gas station attendant
I go to a Chevron

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,371

@1,136,278 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
@1,136,318 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
Welp sold/traded it.

@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
In two months imma transfer to the city I just moved to. The 76 I work at is turning into a shell soon

dw replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,387

@1,136,319 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
> Gas station attendant
> 2020

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,412

@previous (dw)
> It's the law

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,413

@1,136,387 (dw)
In some US states you aren't allowed to pump your own petrol, I heard.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,420

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Two iirc, Oregon and maybe new jersey

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,424

I get acne on my chest when it's very hot like right now. I don't really get acne usually so it's a tad annoying. At least it's not face-acne though.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,426

@1,136,420 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
A friend told me about New Jersey, yeah. I still don't understand the reasoning, unless it's some sort of intervention to... keep gas station attendants' jobs safe?

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,430

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Maybe I've heard it's for "safety"

Even though I run the machines I've still had folk try to drive away with the nozzle attached

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,483

Externally hosted image> > > > > > > Needs more bertfield.

jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,556

Externally hosted image@previous (H)

> > > > > > > > Needs more bertfield.

jodie !foster2PAQ double-posted this 5 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,557

Externally hosted image@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)

> > > > > > > > > Needs more bertfield.

jodie !foster2PAQ triple-posted this 5 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,558

Externally hosted image@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)

> > > > > > > > > > Needs more bertfield.

(Edited 47 seconds later.)

jodie !foster2PAQ quadruple-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,559

@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
also wotmeld is a good typo

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,639

@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)

I wonder what he was actually trying to type. Obviously something about that person's mother, but I'm curious about the specific word.

blom joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,647

@previous (H)

Wetcunt, but autocorrected

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,648

@previous (blom)

I think it was supposed to be world, but my mind jumped to him saying something vulgar.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,651

@previous (H)
Yeah, world seems right.

jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,738

@1,136,639 (H)
lol world
wotmeld

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,739

@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)

Yeah, I figured it out. (I think)
But whom knows, when it is Bert.

dw replied with this 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,811

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,813

@previous (dw)
But what about Dr House

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,814

My doggy is getting so good I'm so proud of her i love her so much. She was so reactive and nervous and she's so much better now.

But she trapped me with her babies. Like an abusive girlfriend who gets knocked up to keep her boyfriend from leaving her.

(Edited 28 minutes later.)

dw replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,826

@1,136,813 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
no one cars tbh

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
how old is she

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,834

@previous (dw)
Four or five

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,848

I was supposed to have a phone appointment with a psychiatrist at 10am. It is now 10.34am and they have not called. Wtf.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,850

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Call them and yell and demand a refund!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,858

Ok just after i wrote that he called me
I thought he sounded very young but then he mentioned he went to high school in the 60s

(Edited 19 minutes later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,862

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
So that means two things. One, he clearly uses this forum. Two, he went to high school in the 2050s and is actually -20 years old or so. That's pretty cool.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,864

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Whoops, I meant the 60s. That is pretty cool!

He told me I might be able to get free therapy because I had an abusive childhood. That is also cool.
Edit: I think that I am not eligible because that didn't happen in Quebec. Oh well.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,866

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh, well that must mean the 1960s then. Being born in the 2060s would just be an absurd proposition.

That makes sense. Any consequences of an abusive childhood end as soon as you leave the geographic area where it happened. There's no reason for that to be covered anymore.

I'm sure it's like some law or policy or whatever but that is so dumb. If you want to provide free therapy to people who have suffered child abuse...just provide free therapy to people who have suffered child abuse. Limiting it to people who happened to be abused within city limits is pointless.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,874

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yeah, that is a bit bizarre. Not like children of abusive homes might want to get away from their families.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,879

@1,136,864 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Can they prove it didn't happen in Quebec?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,881

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I assume so because I didn't live here when those events took place.

Oh gawd my van is scrap. I can catch a ride to work for this week but i need a car asap. Fuuuuck

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,943

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
But did you ever live there with your family, as a child?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,948

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
No, never.

I'm currently looking at a $1600 2006 mazda 5 owned as a family car by a middle aged Asian dad. Checking it out tomorrow. God this is such bad timing. I'm scared that covid precautions will make it difficult to transfer the title somehow.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,950

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
What happened to your van?

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,951

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Wouldn't you like to know?

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,954

@1,136,950 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Wade took it in the night. He's planning on building a van village, down by the river.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,960

@1,136,943 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Oh, the psych just sent me a link to the organization,it's not what i found when i searched so i might be ok!

@1,136,950 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
it was overheating, took it in to get it checked out. mechanic says that when it's running, the coolant gets sucked into the engine and leaks. also the bottom was all rusted out and he didn't want to put it on a hoist in case the top went up but the bottom just...stayed on the ground. and because it's so rusty, taking out the radiator would mean that everything else would start to fall apart and it would just be one thing after another.
my dad said that he'll pitch some money for a new (to me) car and rent me one for next week if needed so i don't have to rush to buy one :) i'm very grateful

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,136,962

@1,136,951 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
That's why I asked dimwit.
@1,136,954 (H)
How sweet. :)
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh damn that sucks. I've never had to buy a used car (never owned a car) but I wonder if you can like make your purchase contingent upon getting a checkup done by a mechanic or something. Don't want to have something like this happen again.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,045

Apparently they don't have Deliveroo or Uber Eats in Cornwall, so I shall have to get that cheeky Maccies myself, tomorrow. Quite dire stuff.

I was mildly surprised, actually. Cornwall is quite poor so I thought loads of people here would be signed up to those two mainstay gig economy jobs. Maybe we're not urbanised enough for them to be down here?

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous H replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,137,065

Externally hosted image> > > > > > > > > > > Needs more bertfield.

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Anonymous H double-posted this 5 years ago, 4 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,420

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> > > > > > > > > > > > Needs more bertfield.

jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,643

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