You admitted you haven't had sex with a woman in years. Now, who'd you blow?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,133,072
@previous (B)
Your mom is an exception. I made her addicted to my massive hairy man cock until she was powerless to resist any urge to even begin to resist it.
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Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,133,074
@1,133,069 (B)
Your mom slurped up my seed like it was cold water after she'd been trapped in death valley for a week.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,133,075
@previous (A)
This needs to be a new Garfield meme
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,133,081
the wrapper on the Klondike said HEATH
who the fuck is Heath anyway
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jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,133,082
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,133,098
@1,133,074 (A)
jesus christ man why are you so unstable
Klondike bars are just ice cream bars without the popsicle stick anyway, they look annoying to eat. Like the chocolate would just melt onto your fingers.
blom joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,133,099
The choclate also breaks apart, and can leave the ice cream exposed, unless eaten carefully.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,133,103
@previous (B)
I bet it's super cheap ice cream that tastes watery and feels greasy too.
I don't do ice cream often (lactose intolerant) but when I do it's worth getting the good stuff. Gelato was way easier on my stomach, interestingly. I miss good gelato in Italy. Haven't found a good gelato here. In the stores, I mean. I haven't checked out gelaterias. I should do that.
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Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,133,107
Yeah, it is cheap ice cream. It does not even have much of a vanilla flavor, or the yellow colouring of good vanilla ice cream. There is a little shop in the town my father grew up, that serves awesome gelato. I'd say it's worth checking out local gelato shops, the next time you feel up to eating ice cream.
blom replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,133,109
> But "Eskimo" is a racial slur against the Inuit people.
well no, it isn't. there's some queer offense taken by a subset of people only in recent years, but when has it ever been used in a disparaging manner, never.
blom replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,133,117
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,133,254
@1,133,082 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
Every one of his quotes are absolute gold. How does he do it???
jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,133,330
@1,133,253 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC) @previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
right?? i live for it
also finding appropriate pictures of sassy Garfield by googling funny phrases like "intimidating Garfield" "cool Garfield" etc
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,133,331
@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
You really do not get enough credit for all your contirbutions to the culture of this fora. God bless you, friend!
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,133,332