Topic: Bert, a simple question
Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #100,448
When is the last time you ate something besides fast food?
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 19 hours later[^] [v] #1,132,942
Bertbump
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 22 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,957
I ate a Fudgecicle earlier.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,961
@previous (C)
> I ate a Fudgecicle earlier.
Was that after some guy pulled his dick out of your ass, and you sucked it clean?
> I ate a Fudgecicle earlier.
Was that after some guy pulled his dick out of your ass, and you sucked it clean?
Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,963
Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,006
Bert, are you not worried about your health? Everclear nightly, diet only of fast food and sugar, man you cannot just "man" it away. You need a checkup. I am worried.
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Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,011
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Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,017
@1,133,011 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)I've seen pictures of Bert. He doesn't look good, and neither do you.
@previous (F)
Piss off.
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@previous (A)
The world's strongest coffee, apparently, with the power to cause instant tooth decay.
The world's strongest coffee, apparently, with the power to cause instant tooth decay.
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Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,136
@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !xhnRjOVr7s)
> Triple harassment
You'd better make a few hundred reports about this.
> Triple harassment
You'd better make a few hundred reports about this.
Apocalypse Indy™ !xhnRjOVr7s replied with this 5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,137
@previous (J)
Fuck you. I do not share my fucking family, my residence, my address, my business, etc. Syntax fucking STALKED it all. He fucking STALKED MY MOTHER'S FUNERAL. What the hell is wrong with you?
Fuck you. I do not share my fucking family, my residence, my address, my business, etc. Syntax fucking STALKED it all. He fucking STALKED MY MOTHER'S FUNERAL. What the hell is wrong with you?
Anonymous J replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,139
@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !xhnRjOVr7s)
It seems I've struck a nerve. Better go to the range, and work out your aggression.
It seems I've struck a nerve. Better go to the range, and work out your aggression.
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Apocalypse Indy™ !xhnRjOVr7s replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,140
@previous (J)
Look at the number of posts about me on TC and MC. Look at the number of people who stalk my website, FB, and IG. The facts speak for themselves.
Look at the number of posts about me on TC and MC. Look at the number of people who stalk my website, FB, and IG. The facts speak for themselves.
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Apocalypse Indy™ !xhnRjOVr7s replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,143
@previous (J)
Actually, there is a specific reason he started stalking me. I made a joke post about being an expert on satellites and telling him he was wrong about some technical point. Then he began. Also, no amount of harmless internet trolling justifies real life harassment and decades of obsessed stalking.
Actually, there is a specific reason he started stalking me. I made a joke post about being an expert on satellites and telling him he was wrong about some technical point. Then he began. Also, no amount of harmless internet trolling justifies real life harassment and decades of obsessed stalking.
Anonymous J replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,144
@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !xhnRjOVr7s)
Okay, I think you've impersonated Matt enough. Go to bed, lad. Go sleep it off.
Okay, I think you've impersonated Matt enough. Go to bed, lad. Go sleep it off.
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Apocalypse Indy™ !xhnRjOVr7s replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,145
@previous (J)Yes, Zozo is real. Oujia boards, as well as any object that is dedicated to spiritualism, can indeed be used to contact the dead. However, they also open a portal to the other world, and that can allow any spirits in who are able to trick the user into allowing them in. Demons often impersonate ghosts of the dead in order to do this.
Anonymous J replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,147
Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,260
Matt, why are your teeth black?
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Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,269
@1,133,131 (blom)
So you stalk people's loved ones' funerals? Are you, by chance, the son of an 80 year old surfer?
So you stalk people's loved ones' funerals? Are you, by chance, the son of an 80 year old surfer?
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE double-posted this 5 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,270
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,316
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@1,133,017 (E)
Matt looks like hell, man. I would say he didn't age well but he didn't look good ten years ago either.
Matt looks like hell, man. I would say he didn't age well but he didn't look good ten years ago either.
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,369
Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,371
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
People lose their looks after 40 or so.
You ladies at least can use make up and get my a little easier than the guys.
People lose their looks after 40 or so.
You ladies at least can use make up and get my a little easier than the guys.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,372
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,373
@previous (A)
Yup. I've never had a problem attracting people. You've seen probably some of my worst pictures lol, in which I was obviously pulling ridiculous faces.
And hey, you found me attractive enough to ask for open leg vulva.
Yup. I've never had a problem attracting people. You've seen probably some of my worst pictures lol, in which I was obviously pulling ridiculous faces.
And hey, you found me attractive enough to ask for open leg vulva.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,374
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,387
@previous (A)
Was definitely you.
And all I can say is that I'm definitely cuter than you, and have a better track record in attracting both men and women.
Was definitely you.
And all I can say is that I'm definitely cuter than you, and have a better track record in attracting both men and women.
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,392
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Because you know all about my love life lol. Again, how arrogant of you to assume you know all about me. You and Lynne make a good pair of stalkers.
Because you know all about my love life lol. Again, how arrogant of you to assume you know all about me. You and Lynne make a good pair of stalkers.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 45 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,397
@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
I never had to lie about having a wife online (and then deny it lol)
I never had to lie about having a wife online (and then deny it lol)
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tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 5 years ago, 49 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,415
@1,133,371 (C)
> You ladies at least can use make up and get my a little easier than the guys.
you could wear makeup ?
> You ladies at least can use make up and get my a little easier than the guys.
you could wear makeup ?
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Pierre Splatters joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,423
@1,133,373 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> Yup. I've never had a problem attracting people. You've seen probably some of my worst pictures lol, in which I was obviously pulling ridiculous faces.
>
> And hey, you found me attractive enough to ask for open leg vulva.
Back then it probably was an open leg vulva. Now, probably more like an open leg chainsaw accident.
> Yup. I've never had a problem attracting people. You've seen probably some of my worst pictures lol, in which I was obviously pulling ridiculous faces.
>
> And hey, you found me attractive enough to ask for open leg vulva.
Back then it probably was an open leg vulva. Now, probably more like an open leg chainsaw accident.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,425
THIS USER IS A BIG GAY DUMBLORD.
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@1,133,392 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
> Because you know all about my love life lol. Again, how arrogant of you to assume you know all about me. You and Lynne make a good pair of stalkers.
It's not necessary to "stalk" you. You once sought public advice about the female genitalia on the basis of "I have not had many vaginas". Which is, incidentally, a weirdly infantile way to express that (I know, I know, "that wasn't me", "my profile was hacked" etc).
> Because you know all about my love life lol. Again, how arrogant of you to assume you know all about me. You and Lynne make a good pair of stalkers.
It's not necessary to "stalk" you. You once sought public advice about the female genitalia on the basis of "I have not had many vaginas". Which is, incidentally, a weirdly infantile way to express that (I know, I know, "that wasn't me", "my profile was hacked" etc).
Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,469
@1,133,392 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Who is this "Lynne" person you speak of, and why are you so obsessed with him?
Who is this "Lynne" person you speak of, and why are you so obsessed with him?
Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,531
@previous (F)
Some old guy that Matt's been stalking and obsessing over for more than 25 years. That's more than half his life! You'd think he would have grown out of it by now.
Some old guy that Matt's been stalking and obsessing over for more than 25 years. That's more than half his life! You'd think he would have grown out of it by now.
Anonymous F replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,532
@previous (D)
What a pathetic old man. I bet he lived with his mother into his late 30s and pretends to be rich and married!
What a pathetic old man. I bet he lived with his mother into his late 30s and pretends to be rich and married!
Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,642
@previous (F)
Of course! And he also got his wife pregnant! If that's true, let us hope the child's teeth don't turn black like his daddy's.
Of course! And he also got his wife pregnant! If that's true, let us hope the child's teeth don't turn black like his daddy's.