Topic: It's that time again peeps..to scratch off some tickets..
Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #100,409
Wait... Why am I talking like that loser?But anyway, since I happen to be in the shitty state of Tennessee, I figured I'd try to outdo his losing streak on scratch off tickets. So I bought 4 tickets.
Even if I only win 2 bucks, I am still better than him.
For each ticket that is a loser, I will write on the ticket, "Fuck Bert and Tennessee".
Wish me luck people!
First, the $2 Monopoly ticket.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,132,316
Good luck! I hope you strike it rich. When you do, please donate half of the proceeds to minichan dot org's weed and booze server fund.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 58 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,317
Goddamn lottery assholes..I am a working man..I should curbstomp your ass..and make your mom swallow my seed..Now..the $3 Path to Riches ticket..
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,319
Oh my god..why can't Tennessee help me out..I give them my goddamn money..Now the $5 money mania..
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,321
Oh yeah..ten dollar winner..I'm already better than Bert..Now..for the final one..the ten dollar mega 7..
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,323
Oh fuck yea bitches..forty fucking dollars..Hey trip gurl..how bout you..me.. Wendy's..and some everclear..
HEY BERT, I'M BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU SUCK. PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CONSIDER SUCKING DICK FOR SOME SPARE CHANGE AGAIN.
It was fun y'all, time to head to Nashville!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,324
Excellent! Congratulations. Bert, you really need to get some lottery ticket buying tips from this poster. He has the system all figured out.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 26 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,328
When you guys hit a thousand dollar winner, then we can talk.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,332
@previous (C)
> When you guys hit a thousand dollar winner, then we can talk.
Let us know when you finally do.
> When you guys hit a thousand dollar winner, then we can talk.
Let us know when you finally do.
Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,336
@previous (A)
I did back in like 2010 or thereabouts.
It was a $10 ticket. I scratched the first number and saw I'd won $50...then the next number hit $50 and same all the way down.
It was a great day.
I did back in like 2010 or thereabouts.
It was a $10 ticket. I scratched the first number and saw I'd won $50...then the next number hit $50 and same all the way down.
It was a great day.
Anonymous C double-posted this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,337
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Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,428
Denmark- 45% tax rate.
beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,436
this is so white trash
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 37 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,442
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 30 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,452
@1,132,436 (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
Well, you are the white trash expert with all of your experience.
Well, you are the white trash expert with all of your experience.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,454
@1,132,436 (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
Black people and Mexicans buy a shit ton of scratch offs, too. Thanks.
Black people and Mexicans buy a shit ton of scratch offs, too. Thanks.
Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,461
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Anonymous G replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,572
@previous (A)
He sucked black cocks on Gay street the entire time he was homeless. I'd venture to say, he may be the gayest user on this site.
He sucked black cocks on Gay street the entire time he was homeless. I'd venture to say, he may be the gayest user on this site.