Topic: Father Merrin
Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #100,390
My friend is demon possessed. He is speaking languages he never learned, he has superhuman strength, a deep growling voice, and is able to levitate off the bed. He is openly cursing God and Jesus. I have him strapped down on the bed for now. Can you please come perform an exorcism and save my tormented friend?? I am in Krakow.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,132,128
Ugh. Not again Matt.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,130
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Father Merrim !.y9HLeSUv6 joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,131
> My friend is demon possessed. He is speaking languages he never learned, he has superhuman strength, a deep growling voice, and is able to levitate off the bed. He is openly cursing God and Jesus. I have him strapped down on the bed for now. Can you please come perform an exorcism and save my tormented friend?? I am in Krakow.
My dear Matthew, it is quite simple. One of your many, many shticks is making a thread in which you ask a seemingly simple question with the aim of later bringing up some arcane 'gotcha' detail which you then claim exposes someone for not knowing what they're talking about.
Often this takes the form of your using 2 UIDs, one to pose the initial question, the other to later answer it in a highly stylised manner, and then you go back to your original UID to say "Is the right answer", as if the thing you just read on some obscure website was obvious all along.
The problem for you is that you're absolutely terrible at it and you very quickly get frustrated. Take the "I need extreme unction' shtick you attempted, for instance:
http://minichan.org/topic/93400
This shtick quickly fell apart on you when it became clear you didn't actually know what extreme unction is, and so, apparently forgetting you'd already done it, you tried once more wth a new thread:
http://minichan.org/topic/99576
With similarly disastrous results for you.
Or another example, you recently tried your 'simple question' routine (your trusty 2nd UID waiting in the wings to provide the 'gotcha' moment)...
http://minichan.org/topic/99859
...which I frustrated by providing answers that didn't allow you to play your imagined 'check mate' move. This annoyed you something chronic and so just a day later you tried again with a different thread (the one that caused you to claim I'm a mod because I know which threads are yours):
http://minichan.org/topic/99891
That's the long and short of it, Matthew. Because you're an extremely dim-witted and poorly-educated person, it leads you to make endless threads about the same topic over and over again until you feel you can finally 'win' one of these 'discussions' that matter to you. My method of recognising if a thread is yours is simple. I ask myself: is it stupid and obvious? If the answer is 'yes', then it's you, Matthew.
Have yourself a blessed day, my child.
My dear Matthew, it is quite simple. One of your many, many shticks is making a thread in which you ask a seemingly simple question with the aim of later bringing up some arcane 'gotcha' detail which you then claim exposes someone for not knowing what they're talking about.
Often this takes the form of your using 2 UIDs, one to pose the initial question, the other to later answer it in a highly stylised manner, and then you go back to your original UID to say "Is the right answer", as if the thing you just read on some obscure website was obvious all along.
The problem for you is that you're absolutely terrible at it and you very quickly get frustrated. Take the "I need extreme unction' shtick you attempted, for instance:
http://minichan.org/topic/93400
This shtick quickly fell apart on you when it became clear you didn't actually know what extreme unction is, and so, apparently forgetting you'd already done it, you tried once more wth a new thread:
http://minichan.org/topic/99576
With similarly disastrous results for you.
Or another example, you recently tried your 'simple question' routine (your trusty 2nd UID waiting in the wings to provide the 'gotcha' moment)...
http://minichan.org/topic/99859
...which I frustrated by providing answers that didn't allow you to play your imagined 'check mate' move. This annoyed you something chronic and so just a day later you tried again with a different thread (the one that caused you to claim I'm a mod because I know which threads are yours):
http://minichan.org/topic/99891
That's the long and short of it, Matthew. Because you're an extremely dim-witted and poorly-educated person, it leads you to make endless threads about the same topic over and over again until you feel you can finally 'win' one of these 'discussions' that matter to you. My method of recognising if a thread is yours is simple. I ask myself: is it stupid and obvious? If the answer is 'yes', then it's you, Matthew.
Have yourself a blessed day, my child.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 26 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,138
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,154
I reported you to the Vatican, Merrin, for dereliction of priestly duties. Expect a call from an Arch-Bishop this week.
Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,158
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,163
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,165
@1,132,154 (A)
You provided the Vatican with the internet handle of a purported priest and believe they tracked him down and will call him?
You provided the Vatican with the internet handle of a purported priest and believe they tracked him down and will call him?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,219
Take two Tylenol and call him in the morning.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,221
Demonic possession is nine tenths of the something or other.
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