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Topic: "Simp": what it really means

Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #100,388

Recently, you may have seen people on the internet using the word "simp". While you also might have seen people saying it refers to men who suck up to women, that is a misdirection.

"Simp" is actually a covert way for gay men to signal their homosexuality to other gay men. It's an acronym, standing for "semen interests me, pal".

So, next time you see a man say simp, on here or anywhere else, remember what they're really saying: "semen interests me, pal".

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #1,132,093

So what are you trying to say? That you are interested in some semen?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,099

@previous (B)
Yes, that is what those men really mean.

I thought it was right to tell you all in case there was any confusion. A straight man could end up accidentally signalling interest to a gay man.

Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 55 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,100

@previous (A)
So what are you trying to say? That you are interested in some semen?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 13 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,101

No, it means "Shit, I masticate penis!"

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 41 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,102

@1,132,100 (B)
No, I'm straight. I'm just trying to warn you all about this. There's been a lot of it going on, recently.

Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,105

@previous (A)

> No, I'm straight.


No you aren't. It's funny you know a lot about it.

> I'm just trying to warn you all about this.

No, this is your way of telling us you want some hot, gooey baby batter.

> There's been a lot of it going on, recently.

There has? Weird. First I've heard about it.

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,107

This is true, also swag stands for "secretly we are gay".

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,109

@1,132,105 (B)
Are you a gay? Sorry, I'm not gay. Semen doesn't interest me, pal.

Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,111

@previous (A)

> Are you a gay

Nope

> Sorry, I'm not gay.

Yes you are.

> Semen doesn't interest me, pal.

But yet, you're the only one who knew about this.

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,115

@1,132,107 (D)
Christ, I had no idea... Thank you for telling us.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,132

@OP
Faggot

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,147

@1,132,109 (A)
sdimp

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,185

simp is short for simpleton for fuck sake

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jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 45 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,194

@1,132,147 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> sdimp

yes sdimp pride world wide

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,199

@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
That's racist, and that's problematic!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,201

@1,132,185 (Sheila LaBoof)
Yes, this is a common misconception. I thought that too when I first saw it being used. But no, on more trendy corners of the internet, it's been co-opted by gays.

It is highly likely that certain men on Minichan will begin using this term, so it's important that people are aware of what it means.

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Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 50 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,204

@previous (A)
Faggot

blom joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,132,256

I always thought it was cause you liked vagina which can look kinda like homers mouth
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