> I have just experienced the Stigmata on myself. What should I do?
My dear Matthew, it is quite simple. One of your many, many shticks is making a thread in which you ask a seemingly simple question with the aim of later bringing up some arcane 'gotcha' detail which you then claim exposes someone for not knowing what they're talking about.
Often this takes the form of your using 2 UIDs, one to pose the initial question, the other to later answer it in a highly stylised manner, and then you go back to your original UID to say "Is the right answer", as if the thing you just read on some obscure website was obvious all along.
The problem for you is that you're absolutely terrible at it and you very quickly get frustrated. Take the "I need extreme unction' shtick you attempted, for instance:
This shtick quickly fell apart on you when it became clear you didn't actually know what extreme unction is, and so, apparently forgetting you'd already done it, you tried once more wth a new thread:
...which I frustrated by providing answers that didn't allow you to play your imagined 'check mate' move. This annoyed you something chronic and so just a day later you tried again with a different thread (the one that caused you to claim I'm a mod because I know which threads are yours):
That's the long and short of it, Matthew. Because you're an extremely dim-witted and poorly-educated person, it leads you to make endless threads about the same topic over and over again until you feel you can finally 'win' one of these 'discussions' that matter to you. My method of recognising if a thread is yours is simple. I ask myself: is it stupid and obvious? If the answer is 'yes', then it's you, Matthew.
Have yourself a blessed day, my child.
dw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,131,949
@previous (Father Merrim !.y9HLeSUv6)
how is experiencing a stigmata a seemingly simple question? are you simple brained?
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@1,131,942 (Father Merrim !.y9HLeSUv6)
also you have church in a few hours probably you should go to bed
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,131,955
@1,131,942 (Father Merrim !.y9HLeSUv6)
Good heavens, what a reaction. Why are you immediately tying yourself in such knots over this? Just answer the question. I too would like to know from a member of the clergy what one should do if one discovers stigmata on one's person.
Father Merrim !.y9HLeSUv6 replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,131,961
@previous (D)
Matthew, why are you hiding away from answering my question? I'll repeat it:
When you disgustingly wrote about "eating the entire bowel movement of a 13-year-old girl with braces"...
It's ironic you insist others answer your 'simple questions' yet you run and hide when they're put to you.
Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,131,964
@previous (Father Merrim !.y9HLeSUv6)
You are mistaken, father. My name is not Matthew. Nor have I ever hidden away from answering your questions. Nor have I ever written about "eating the entire bowel movement of a 13-year-old girl with braces".
Father Merrim !.y9HLeSUv6 replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,131,967
@previous (D)
So now you're even parodying your own excuse about asking for child porn. I guess this is your way of admitting that you did in fact ask Triptych for those images, and you did in fact make that disgusting post about eating the bowel movement of a child.
Matthew, what went wrong with you? Do you ever wonder that?
Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,131,970
I hardly ever even visit it anymore. I post there even less than that.
Father Merrim !.y9HLeSUv6 replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,132,003
@1,131,999 (G)
True to an extent, but my point has always been to poke fun at a very bizarre subculture on these boards (not so much here but certainly on Tinychan) whereby people seem to have an obsessive need to start calling each other pedophiles and writing out (in the case of Syntax for example) genuinely sickening posts about child abuse (what's with his disturbing fixation on the "ripping out children's anuses" imagery??). I've tried to scale back how much I provoke them (difficult because it really does amuse me to do it), but every once in a while I see an opportunity. As for example here, with the "word salad" reference. Truth be told I honestly thought it would be picked up upon but it seems not, which is frankly a depressing example of the dumbing down of Western culture, but I digress.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,132,045
@previous (Father Merrim !.y9HLeSUv6)
Father can you perform a group exorcism in here and banish the demon in some of these poor souls who suffer so?
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,132,048
Anonymous K replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,132,126
@previous (Father Merrim !.y9HLeSUv6)
It's at least ten years old, right? (Too old for Matt, zing.)
Father Merrim !.y9HLeSUv6 replied with this 5 years ago, 46 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,132,133
@previous (K)
It appears Matthew ran away from answering a 'simple question'. Like Donald Trump, he is banking on "this is fake news" being enough to save him.
Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,132,329
@1,131,974 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
What a strange life ambition.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,132,331
@previous (D)
What gave you the impression it was a "life ambition"?
Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,132,344
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Well, you've been at it for what, nearly a decade now?
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,132,345
@previous (D)
What makes you think I've been "at it for nearly a decade now"?
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Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,132,350
@previous (L)
You were the one who came flying in 20 minutes ago wearing your best Captain Obvious cape, so I don't know about that. But carry on thinking that if it makes you feel better. :-)
Anonymous L replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,132,353
@previous (D)
Now you've done it, "Anonymous D". Fight me in real life.
Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,132,356
@previous (L)
Going to have to say no thanks - way too much effort involved, and you'd probably beat me up quite easily. I'd rather cower behind my keyboard and type insults... except I can't even continue to do that - urgent business meeting or something to attend, you see.
