I need companionship and I promise to be a gentleman.(Edited 2 minutes later.)
Alright Bert, I have an aunt that works at Oak Ridge National Lab, and needs a man around the house that is good with his hands. I will see if she is okay with me giving you her number.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
All the ladies in my family are in relationships. When one of them becomes single I will let you know!