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Topic: "Brian Lee Hitchens thought the virus was a hoax - until he and his wife caught it"

Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #100,101

Externally hosted imageFucking LOL.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-52731624
"We thought the government was using it to distract us," says Brian Lee Hitchens, "or it was to do with 5G. So we didn't follow the rules or seek help sooner."

Brian, 46, is talking by phone from his hospital bed in Florida. His wife is critically ill - sedated, on a ventilator in an adjacent ward.

"The battle that they've been having is with her lungs," he says, voice wobbling. "They're inflamed. Her body just is not responding."

After reading online conspiracy theories, they thought the disease was a hoax - or, at the very least, no worse than flu. But then in early May, the couple caught Covid-19.

"And now I realise that coronavirus is definitely not fake," he says, running out of breath. "It's out there and it's spreading."

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,128,938

Both are probably obese McDonald's eating smokers. He earth will be a little more healthy without these two consumers. And this is why we need to end lockdown. To thin the herd

(Edited 39 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,943

And now he's fundraising on GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/tuftt8-medical-and-personal-bills

(Of course he's from Florida!)

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,949

@1,128,938 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
you would change your tune if one of your cargo short friends or you cocaine dealer died

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 39 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,950

@1,128,938 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
> He earth

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,954

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Svet grew up in one of those hippy cults that refers to Earth as "Mother Earth". After he left that life and filled the religious void with Nigel Farage, he decided that that form of address was "too cucked" and switched to He Earth.

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,955

@1,128,938 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
I think we should keep lockdown forever.

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,957

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
That would be too easy for the permanent jobless.

@1,128,949 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Theres nothing wrong with cargo shorts. I even got more today on Amazon. They are cool in the summer and practical.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,958

@previous (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
Lad, be honest with us, did your cargo short friends peer pressure you into buying them?

It is okay to not wear cargo shorts.

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 5 years ago, 53 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,959

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I haven't worn shorts since I was at school ?

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,960

I thought someone did some photoshopping to stretch his head out and make it look stupid but that really is his head ???

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 5 years ago, 54 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,961

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Holy shit lol ???

Green !StaYqkzUPc double-posted this 5 years ago, 31 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,963

Why the long face?

Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 8 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,964

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Erik !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 5 years ago, 7 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,965

@1,128,958 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
What shorts do you ware then?

Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 10 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,966

@1,128,963 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
lol

Anonymous D double-posted this 5 years ago, 25 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,967

@1,128,965 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
> ware

jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 48 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,970

@1,128,965 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
im wearing some gym shorts rn

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,990

Externally hosted imageThat's one weird head.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,991

Externally hosted imageWonder if he was part of the cast?

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 53 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,129,021

what the fuck happened to his head

Sheila LaBoof double-posted this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,129,022

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Sheila LaBoof triple-posted this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,129,023

@1,128,938 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)

> Both are probably obese McDonald's eating smokers. He earth will be a little more healthy without these two consumers. And this is why we need to end lockdown. To thin the herd

it doesn't take much to release your inner Hitler

dw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,129,137

@1,128,991 (I)
Heading ur way ?

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,129,153

@1,129,021 (Sheila LaBoof)
Maybe gravity and putting massive burgers in his mouth stretched it out.
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