I am Green |
I am Green (1 day old) |
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I shave all mine off as I'm going bald. |
I’m gonna get a haircut soon (2 days old) |
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You could open up you wallet to professional women. Unlimited numbers based on … |
I have a spreadsheet titled "The Bang Log" and I'm feeling insecure about it... (2 days old) |
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Anything that causes a frustration or delay decreases your chances of a burglar… |
Minitwitter #42 — post current status (7 months old) |
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You could get one of those alarms that just blows up the whole house. Scorched … |
Minitwitter #42 — post current status (7 months old) |
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Meta is my nigga. Realest nigga on here. |
Metæ has dropped his sober tripcode (1 day old) |
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I think you're on to something with this. The farmer raped the chicken, which… |
A new lateral thinking problem (1 day old) |
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Yes and I think cutting your hair was a good idea Its also a good idea to get … |
I’m gonna get a haircut soon (2 days old) |
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I remember the day Metæ quit drinking. He went into a store to buy booze, decide… |
Metæ has dropped his sober tripcode (1 day old) |
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It was a rash decision. I had very lightly considered it in the time leading up… |
I’m gonna get a haircut soon (2 days old) |
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HI GUYS! |
I have a spreadsheet titled "The Bang Log" and I'm feeling insecure about it... (2 days old) |
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So next time, get a trim before the job interview Im glad you cut it |
I’m gonna get a haircut soon (2 days old) |
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It was stolen. |
Metæ has dropped his sober tripcode (1 day old) |
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Yesterday at about 3pm. Before that, the last time I got my hair cut was very e… |
I’m gonna get a haircut soon (2 days old) |
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You could have told them no because of religious beliefs. |
I’m gonna get a haircut soon (2 days old) |
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When was the last time you got your hair trimmed? |
I’m gonna get a haircut soon (2 days old) |
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Happy because he had a finger licking good experience. |
A new lateral thinking problem (1 day old) |
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Just tell them you're gay and then the company will have to hire you to prevent… |
I’m gonna get a haircut soon (2 days old) |
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A fly flew into a horse's mouth and when it flew back out again moments later t… |
FAO: Dave (1 month old) |
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I remember the days of the grape juice wine |
Metæ has dropped his sober tripcode (1 day old) |
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Turns out his chicken wasn't there after all, it was back home. |
A new lateral thinking problem (1 day old) |
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While AI may be handy, in function and design, it’s not substitute for the love … |
Do you use AI? (3 days old) |
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A fly flies into a horse's mouth and when it flies back out again moments la… |
FAO: Dave (1 month old) |
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Do you have a VK account? |
FAO: Dave (1 month old) |
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I'm thinking about bergler alarms, do they actually work and do they stop people… |
Minitwitter #42 — post current status (7 months old) |
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What was the question again |
FAO: Dave (1 month old) |
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Link needed. |
FAO: Dave (1 month old) |
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Yes there is. As an example it can be found on the 'Top 10 Questions As Voted B… |
FAO: Dave (1 month old) |
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And yet there isn't a single mention of this riddle anywhere else online... |
FAO: Dave (1 month old) |
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Wordle 1,418 4/6* ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 |
Official Wordle Thread 4: Green Returns (9 months old) |
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It was a question on a Russian intellectual game show called Что? Где? Когда… |
FAO: Dave (1 month old) |
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Wordle 1,418 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 epic |
Official Wordle Thread 4: Green Returns (9 months old) |
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You want clarity? (1 week old) |
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A question for Dave. Where did you originally hear this riddle? |
FAO: Dave (1 month old) |
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Art, anyone? https://pixai.art/search?q=rice&sort=trending |
Do you use AI? (3 days old) |
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The door puzzle where one always lies and one always tells truth annoys me. Just… |
so like, there's these two talking doors. One says, that other door is god damned liar. And the ot (1 day old) |
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Where am I? |
Lol I'm at the Diamond wash amd dry (1 week old) |
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Stephen King? |
There’s a new Edgar Allen Pole book coming out… (1 week old) |
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UUUuuuu~ |
Line of the day (2 weeks old) |
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Devil May Cry DMC https://youtu.be/LlGp-U_WDJo |
FAO: Killer Lettuce (6 days old) |
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This is two countries willingly having a go at each other. Pakistan knew exactl… |
India did missile strikes on Pakistan (2 days old) |
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That Trump for you. |
Oatmeal fucker (3 weeks old) |
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Harems are not haram. |
I hate women (2 weeks old) |
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Aint no sunshine when he's gone |
Advice (2 weeks old) |
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But what about the rules-based international order? Civilians were killed la… |
India did missile strikes on Pakistan (2 days old) |
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Go fight! |
Do Americans really think they can rise up and fight tyranny? (5 days old) |
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yuck |
have you ever eaten this stuff called mushroom jerky? (2 weeks old) |
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it doesn't count if they don't make surviving offspring |
I have a spreadsheet titled "The Bang Log" and I'm feeling insecure about it... (2 days old) |
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the pompatus of love |
so like, there's these two talking doors. One says, that other door is god damned liar. And the ot (1 day old) |
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Nice. Now try intercourse, it's more fun. |
I have a spreadsheet titled "The Bang Log" and I'm feeling insecure about it... (2 days old) |
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