| Do you ever shut the fuck up about Matt? |
I have a few spots of fungus on my body (3 months old) |
3 months |
| ~ |
Ok, I'll admit it: I miss Dave. (3 months old) |
3 months |
| The half Windsor is better, unless you want everyone thinking your'e a try hard… |
Minitwitter #44 (6 months old) |
3 months |
| ~ |
A R T (3 months old) |
3 months |
| That's logical, but we're talking about women making something so... |
If it takes a woman 9 months to make a baby (3 months old) |
3 months |
| If you turn into Swamp Thing, Matt will drink your green juice. |
I have a few spots of fungus on my body (3 months old) |
3 months |
| FUCK YEAH! Another Matt post! Some day I hope to come to Minichan and find nothi… |
Matt’s favorite shows to whack it to are Skibidi Toilet and the Suite Life of Zach and Cody. (3 months old) |
3 months |
| If your local community puts health inspection records online, read them. Chines… |
Chinese restaurant charged with negligently using unsafely stored dumplings (3 months old) |
3 months |
| Bullet time? https://youtube.com/watch?v=P-4pbFcERnk |
I found Becky on YouTube (3 months old) |
3 months |
| Who keeps making these? |
Line of the day (3 months old) |
3 months |
| Never stopped you before? |
If it takes a woman 9 months to make a baby (3 months old) |
3 months |
| Trains can fly? |
have you ever been in a train that somehow took flight? (3 months old) |
3 months |
| I prefer Instagram & Threads |
Goodbye Minichan (3 months old) |
3 months |
| I shitpost playfully. I don’t target people and shit on them or wave the fla… |
MAGA claims to love “free speech.” (3 months old) |
3 months |
| Communism. 100M people. |
What killed more people (3 months old) |
3 months |
| Really it was like doing them a favour. The BE built roads and eliminated the … |
What killed more people (3 months old) |
3 months |
| Folly, Angst, Orgasm. |
FAO: Religion (3 months old) |
3 months |
| The Bolshevik revolution, just like the March on Rome, were orchestrated by Brit… |
What killed more people (3 months old) |
3 months |
| Duh, how else did Ethiopia join the ussr? they wouldn't get in on their own. My… |
Did you know Italy was a part of the Soviet Union (3 months old) |
3 months |
| My uni was top 10 in engineering and they just told us to use a fresh install an… |
FAO: African American anon (3 months old) |
3 months |
| ~ |
Just because the truth is uncomfortable or offends you doesn’t mean you can silence me! (3 months old) |
3 months |
| Blowing the Prickolo? |
seems to me the pied piper should be arrested (3 months old) |
3 months |
| Flute is generous. Piccolo maybe. |
seems to me the pied piper should be arrested (3 months old) |
3 months |
| Skin fluting? |
seems to me the pied piper should be arrested (3 months old) |
3 months |
| Snapping weenies |
Did you know Italy was a part of the Soviet Union (3 months old) |
3 months |
| I'm gay for babies! |
Just because the truth is uncomfortable or offends you doesn’t mean you can silence me! (3 months old) |
3 months |
| Reply to my thread or I'll have you deported. |
Just because the truth is uncomfortable or offends you doesn’t mean you can silence me! (3 months old) |
3 months |
| It's a shame Dave could never figure that out. |
Just because the truth is uncomfortable or offends you doesn’t mean you can silence me! (3 months old) |
3 months |
| Don’t poke the Japanese bear! https://youtu.be/CRhIdrnw3_s |
Just because the truth is uncomfortable or offends you doesn’t mean you can silence me! (3 months old) |
3 months |
| Can I help with that? |
Chinese restaurant charged with negligently using unsafely stored dumplings (3 months old) |
3 months |
| What does joystick mean? Is he giving out handjobs? |
Did you know Italy was a part of the Soviet Union (3 months old) |
3 months |
| I broadly agree with this (i.e. that it's not inherently a terrible idea) with … |
I like how Google prompts log ins for EVERY site. (3 months old) |
3 months |
| Too much trouble. |
I have a few spots of fungus on my body (3 months old) |
3 months |
| I wasn’t really arguing that it’s dangerous, I’m just arguing it’s dangerous if… |
I like how Google prompts log ins for EVERY site. (3 months old) |
3 months |
| It's less that it's dangerous, these days there are lots of well documented, st… |
I like how Google prompts log ins for EVERY site. (3 months old) |
3 months |
| I hope it's the British Empire. |
What killed more people (3 months old) |
3 months |
| I hate how I’m the best at pooping. |
Chinese restaurant charged with negligently using unsafely stored dumplings (3 months old) |
3 months |
| No! It needs fifty tablespoons of garlic powder and onion powder, and to be smo… |
Mushy peas, french fries and fried, unseasoned, bland fish. (3 months old) |
3 months |
| But for real, I feel like I don’t even know what communism means anymore. I thou… |
MAGA claims to love “free speech.” (3 months old) |
3 months |
| Saying the n word is protected by free speech. Saying black people are humans a… |
MAGA claims to love “free speech.” (3 months old) |
3 months |
| I’d trust a white pilot that’s high on weed over a black pilot because at least… |
Air Force One has electrical issues and had to turn around (3 months old) |
3 months |
| So does pesto have botulism in it like honey does too? Are they supposed to b… |
I fed a baby pesto (3 months old) |
3 months |
| no man, the pilot remembered that he forgot his weed, man |
Air Force One has electrical issues and had to turn around (3 months old) |
3 months |
| Maybe we like the natural flavour of food without the need to add spices and art… |
Mushy peas, french fries and fried, unseasoned, bland fish. (3 months old) |
3 months |
| Why do you need to "season" a fish? |
Mushy peas, french fries and fried, unseasoned, bland fish. (3 months old) |
3 months |
| I am pretty sure my digital self is already 3D and solid enough that it doesn't … |
I like how Google prompts log ins for EVERY site. (3 months old) |
3 months |
| I fuck bread daily, when did you last fuck any food? |
Jelly filled doughnuts tho (3 months old) |
3 months |
| Ouch. I wonder if, ironically, his hand shielded the rest of his body from some … |
Russian soldier picks up Ukrainian grenade and blows his hand off. (Hilarious) (3 months old) |
3 months |
| You would never shitpost, right, OP? |
MAGA claims to love “free speech.” (3 months old) |
3 months |
| Well if you care about your privacy, we didn’t know you used pornhub until you t… |
I like how Google prompts log ins for EVERY site. (3 months old) |
3 months |