> Well buy Vicks, apparently a small percentage of funds goes towards polar bear stuff. It's on the top left corner of the pic
Big idea: We drop some polar bears at Burning Man and the Fulsom Street Festival and Coachella. We could increase Vicks’ sales by 900% and they could help fund the campaign.
Are you kidding? You realize how long it takes to raise humans? The time cost alone, by age 10 they might just possibly not die if left alone. Just possibly.
> Are you kidding? You realize how long it takes to raise humans? The time cost alone, by age 10 they might just possibly not die if left alone. Just possibly. > > Pork shaped as humans. Take it or leave it.
We feed convicts and hippies to the specially raised bear cubs.
> Okay get this, we offer bear themed burials, that way we feed the bears and make extra profit.
That works. Plus there could be bear affiliates. Frothy cosplay psychopaths who wear and operate Kevlar mesh bear suits equipped with titanium claws and fangs, with jaws that can be operated with head movement alone.