Topic: Alright, another lateral thinking problem

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 week ago #126,028

Someone solved my chicken one, so here's another. A painter finishes a masterful painting, and accidentally smudges the oil paint before it dries. Overcome with self-hatred and regret for the mistake, he takes his own life by hanging. The next day, he is alive again with a smile. What happened?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 42 minutes later[^] [v] #1,365,218

He visited an all gay megaplex and left with a mouthful of cum.

boof joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,220

well the good Loarde decided to resurrect the fella

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,224

It was a self portrait, and the painter adjusted the painting to show him killing himself.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 8 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,277

@1,365,218 (B)
No.
@1,365,220 (boof)
No.
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Close, almost, but not quite.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 week ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,280

@previous (A)

It was a self-portrait, and the painter hung up the painting on the studio wall and left forever, swearing never to paint again. The next day, he felt free of all his burdens.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,365,284

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Basically yes.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 29 minutes ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,689

@previous (A)
Have you ever fucked a chicken?

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