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Topic: Minichan's Official "Thread For TC's Obsessed Pedophiles To Cry About Dave Trolling Them"

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc started this discussion 1 month ago #117,081

Here is the official thread you were requesting. It will not be locked. Post in this thread if and only if you are a sad retarded pedophile who wishes to cry about Dave baiting you.

All other threads on this topic will be locked and/or deleted. We cannot say fairer than that.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,290,669

How is anna

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,880

You piece of shit!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 58 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,881

@OPedo

https://minichan.net/topic/117097

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,899

@OPenis

> We cannot say fairer than that.

Whom is "we"? Looks to me like you were all alone. You worthless piece of shit.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,908

@OP

> Here is the official thread you were requesting. It will not be locked. Post in this thread if and only if you are a sad retarded pedophile who wishes to cry about Dave baiting you.
>
> All other threads on this topic will be locked and/or deleted. We cannot say fairer than that.

Shut up faggot

Anonymous F double-posted this 1 month ago, 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,918

Hey Dave do you remember when fuckalms banned you for being a pedophile?

Indie the Grate joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,058

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 weeks later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,611

@previous (Indie the Grate)

Anonymous D replied with this 1 week ago, 41 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,613

@previous (H)
I am Matt, you shit head lol

(Edited 10 hours later by a moderator.)

Anonymous H replied with this 1 week ago, 5 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,632

@previous (D)

Indie the Grate replied with this 1 week ago, 7 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,671

@1,291,058 (Indie the Grate)

Anonymous H replied with this 4 days ago, 5 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,514

@previous (Indie the Grate)
Matthew Rosteet Miller, aka Fatfuck, Depressionman, Indy and Indie the Grate, is a fat, disgusting pedophile who was caught demanding "open leg vulva" selfies from an underaged girl. He should have been immediately reported to the authorities, but people at the time were more interested in ridiculing his deceased relatives than getting the filthy nonce off the streets. The practice continues to the present day while this loathsome kiddie-fiddler attempts to justify his blatantly pedophillic interests.

(Edited 17 minutes later.)

Anonymous E replied with this 4 days ago, 25 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,527

Dave, remember Easter Sunday when you got extremely butthurt, and locked all the threads, then left for several weeks when all your locked threads were unlocked by a mod?

Good times!

Anonymous H replied with this 4 days ago, 21 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,539

@previous (E)
Remember the "Toni" saga where Fatfuck outted himself as cross-dressing pedophile?

https://minichan.net/topic/45908#reply_697801

LOL what a fucktard.

Anonymous D replied with this 4 days ago, 6 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,545

@previous (H)
Nowhere that thread says Toni was Matt. It was just an assumption by people. No proof.

Anonymous E replied with this 4 days ago, 23 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,546

@1,294,539 (H)
Oh shit, I forgot about that! That was funny!

Anonymous H replied with this 4 days ago, 13 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,548

@1,294,545 (D)
An assumption confirmed by the admin at the time. Thanks, you're welcome.

Anonymous D replied with this 4 days ago, 42 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,550

@previous (H)
The admin (roar) said that Toni posted through TOR. Looks like you're wrong.

Anonymous E replied with this 4 days ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,553

@previous (D)
Citation needed

Anonymous H replied with this 4 days ago, 6 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,557

@1,294,550 (D)
Matt was banned at the time and used Tor to sneak in under the Toni alias. Syntax tipped them off and the Admin immediately banned "Toni." Fatfuck started begging to return to the site literally the next day lol.

Must've driven Matt crazy, knowing that Syntax had fistfucked him yet again.

Anonymous D replied with this 4 days ago, 12 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,558

@previous (H)
How did Syntax "tip them off?" How would you know who is using Tor or who is not? Give me some evidence, not chan lore and the word of Syntax, who is infamous for ridiculous lies and tall tales.

Anonymous H replied with this 4 days ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,562

@previous (D)
Matthew Rosteet Miller: FISTFUCKED by Syntax.
Thanks.

Anonymous D replied with this 4 days ago, 18 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,564

@previous (H)
How exactly? I await your actual evidence, links, literally anything to prove your ridiculous claim.

Anonymous H replied with this 4 days ago, 24 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,566

@previous (D)

See:

https://minichan.net/topic/45916

(beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
> Yes, he was fine with the text voice until he got drunk at the end. Also, he has a compulsion that forces him to talk about syntax, the normalcy of wanting to fuck 15-year-olds, and demand evidence for Matt being a sick fuck.

(?Metæ?)
> You gotta admire his dedication: he was able to avoid all his usual verbal tics for a couple of days.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 4 days ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,567

@previous (H)
Where is there evidence that Matt was Toni? Those are conjectures. If he was using Tor, then there was no way to know who it was.

Anonymous H replied with this 4 days ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,569

@previous (D)
The admin agreed it was Matt; that makes it true. Thanks, you're welcome.

Anonymous D replied with this 4 days ago, 28 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,570

@previous (H)
> The admin gave an opinion without any evidence. Thanks, you're welcome.

Thanks.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 7 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,571

@1,294,545 (D)
@1,294,550 (D)
@1,294,558 (D)
@1,294,564 (D)
@previous (D)

'Sup, Matt? Du arg?

Anonymous H replied with this 4 days ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,572

@1,294,550 (D)

> The admin (roar) said that Toni posted through TOR.

Where did Roar say that?

Indie the Grate replied with this 4 days ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,590

@1,294,514 (H)
Nice Davepost, Dave.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 4 days ago, 31 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,591

@previous (Indie the Grate)

Well done for following my order:

@OP

> Post in this thread if and only if you are a sad retarded pedophile who wishes to cry about Dave baiting you.

I probably can't cure you of your noncery but I can and will at least make you an obedient and well-disciplined pedophile :)

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) double-posted this 4 days ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,592

Gonna sticky this thread for a few days so the TC Nonces can get it out of their systems.

Anonymous E replied with this 4 days ago, 7 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,595

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

> Gonna sticky this thread for a few days so the TC Nonces can get it out of their systems.

Nice attention attempt. How many kids have you fucked?

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 4 days ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,596

@previous (E)

Well done for following my order:

> Post in this thread if and only if you are a sad retarded pedophile who wishes to cry about Dave baiting you.

I probably can't cure you of your noncery but I can and will at least make you an obedient and well-disciplined pedophile :)

Indie the Grate replied with this 4 days ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,597

@1,294,591 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

Anonymous E replied with this 4 days ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,598

@1,294,596 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> but I can and will at least make you an obedient and well-disciplined pedophile :)

So by your confession, you are a pro at being a pedophile and trying to teach others how to be one?

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 4 days ago, 6 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,599

@1,294,597 (Indie the Grate)
@previous (E)

> Post in this thread if and only if you are a sad retarded pedophile who wishes to cry about Dave baiting you

:)

Indie the Grate replied with this 4 days ago, 10 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,600

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
This just won't do, Dave thought to himself, standing up and slapping the palm of his hand against the side of his head. "It just. Won't DO!" he let out in a hoarse monotone that buillt to a roaring crescendo, pausing between each syllable to take a deep breath. "IT! JUST! WON'T! FUCKING! DO!" he bellowed, and then pushed his left fist all the way into his mouth, repeatedly slapping the back of his back of his head until he began to see stars in front of his eyes. "YOU FUCKING CUNTS!" screamed Dave at the top of his voice, squeezing out the words in a muffled girlish shriek that burned the inside of his throat. "YOU FUCKING CUNTS! YOU DISOBEDIENT FUCKING CUNTS! YOU FUCKING DISOBEDIENT CUNTS! YOU! FUCKING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU FUCKING CUNTS DISOBEDIENT BASTARDS!" he screeched, now pounding his closed fist against the back of his head and biting down so hard on his other fist that he began to draw blood.
Then Dave stopped.
A soothing calmness washed over him.
He sat back down in front of his computer and wiped the spittle off his monitor and keyboard, and then he began to type:
":)", typed Dave, and then he clicked the Post button.

Anonymous E replied with this 4 days ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,601

@1,294,599 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

At least you don't deny this fact @1,294,598 (E)

:)

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 4 days ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,602

Broken him :) If you contain these nonces like I have in this thread, they always break :)

Anonymous H replied with this 4 days ago, 14 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,604

@1,294,600 (Indie the Grate)
SILENCE, PEDOPHILE!!!

Indie the Grate replied with this 4 days ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,614

@previous (H)
It looks like you cited the wrong post. I think you meant to cite this one: @1,294,602 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,625

@1,294,602 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Tell us your age.

Anonymous F replied with this 4 days ago, 37 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,634

Imagine being such a fucking passive aggressive loser that you have to sticky a thread for a month because people hurt your feelings

Anonymous C replied with this 4 days ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,635

@previous (F)
It's only been stickied for some hours.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 4 days ago, 50 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,640

Anon F is still seething with rage. This is why I have decided to contain the little nonce in this thread while he throws his tantrums.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 27 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,643

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Tell us your age, please.

Anonymous E replied with this 4 days ago, 10 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,647

@1,294,640 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
How many kids have you fucked

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 10 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,651

@previous (E)
What a disgusting way to phrase this. It sounds like you're getting off on the idea

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 4 days ago, 17 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,652

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> It sounds like you're getting off on the idea

He is. He's a sick bastard.

Anonymous E replied with this 4 days ago, 42 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,657

@1,294,651 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> What a disgusting way to phrase this. It sounds like you're getting off on the idea

Says the guy who wants to be a woman, but never will be one.

Anonymous E double-posted this 4 days ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,658

@1,294,652 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

> No, that's me. I'm a sick bastard.

We know.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 days ago, 16 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,660

@1,294,657 (E)
What a dumb response

Anonymous E replied with this 4 days ago, 9 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,662

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> What a dumb response I gave you

That's why you should shut the fuck up.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 days ago, 12 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,663

@previous (E)
Make me, retard

Anonymous E replied with this 4 days ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,665

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
What a dumb response

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 days ago, 16 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,669

@previous (E)
Write more child abuse fantasies, you absolute miscreant

(Edited 6 seconds later.)

Anonymous E replied with this 4 days ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,670

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> I should write more child abuse fantasies


Yes, please do tell us why you're ok with mutilating children by cutting off their privates, and trying to turn them into girls?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 days ago, 10 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,675

@previous (E)
Bringing up kids genitalia unprompted. Typical

Homo Joe joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 52 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,699

Anonymous E replied with this 3 days ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,733

@1,294,675 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
And you're still replying. Typical

Anonymous H replied with this 3 days ago, 6 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,777

@OP
Hey Dave, which do you think would make them cry harder - locking their threads or merging them all into this one?

Anonymous F replied with this 3 days ago, 10 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,842

Can’t wait to make a bunch of threads this weekend and cause you to have another meltdown because you’re so easy to trigger

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 3 days ago, 9 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,846

@previous (F)

> Can’t wait to make a bunch of threads this weekend

Anon F's life, ladies and gents :)

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) double-posted this 3 days ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,847

@1,294,777 (H)

> Hey Dave, which do you think would make them cry harder - locking their threads or merging them all into this one?

Watching the little nonces spaz the fuck out when I locked their threads was the most hilariously low-effort trolling I've yet invented. Making them obediently follow my orders to stay in this thread has been the cherry on the cake :)

Anonymous F replied with this 3 days ago, 6 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,848

@1,294,846 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

> > Can’t wait to make a bunch of threads this weekend
>
> Anon F's life, ladies and gents :)

Says Dave, the man who sits on minichan all day long frantically hitting f5 for any mere mention of his name and has been doing this for years and somehow thinks he is better than everyone

When will you get on with your life Dave? When will you understand that posting right wing news articles nobody gives a fuck about while role playing as a priest on the internet for years is not something a normal person does? Must make you really angry knowing the only thing you can do is lock threads and that it does nothing

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 3 days ago, 6 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,858

@previous (F)

> wall of seething rage

Anon F's life, ladies and gentlemen :)

Anonymous F replied with this 3 days ago, 39 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,873

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

> > wall of seething rage
>
> Anon F's life, ladies and gentlemen :)

Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w replied with this 3 days ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,890

@1,294,592 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

> Gonna sticky this

Is this what you tell them as you're bending them over?

Father Hymen !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 15 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,891

Anonymous F replied with this 2 days ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,983

You can tell when he’s sulking because he will just stop posting abruptly

Anonymous C replied with this 2 days ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,987

@previous (F)
It's like 3am for him you absolute Jewish nigger faggot.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,295,363

@1,294,600 (Indie the Grate)
Genuinely lol'd.

Anonymous F replied with this 1 day ago, 30 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,295,369

@1,294,987 (C)

> It's like 3am for him you absolute Jewish nigger faggot.

Touch grass dave

Anonymous F double-posted this 1 day ago, 29 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,295,377

@OP

> Here is the official thread you were requesting. It will not be locked. Post in this thread if and only if you are a sad retarded pedophile who wishes to cry about Dave baiting you.
>
> All other threads on this topic will be locked and/or deleted. We cannot say fairer than that.

This is you

Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w replied with this 1 day ago, 22 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,295,382

Nobody post in this thread. If you do, it makes Dave think he has reined you in.

Keep making new threads and let him continue to rage.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 23 hours ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,295,419

@previous (Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w)

> Nobody post in this thread. If you do, it makes Dave think he has reined you in.

Good boy for obeying my order to post in this thread. You nonces need to be reined in and put in your place.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 19 hours ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,295,476

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

> > Nobody post in this thread. If you do, it makes Dave think he has reined you in.
>
> Good boy for obeying my order to post in this thread. You nonces need to be reined in and put in your place.

the only place you need to be put is a grave

Anonymous F replied with this 18 hours ago, 29 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,295,481

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 18 hours ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,295,483

@1,295,476 (P)
Death, be not proud, though some have called thee
Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so;
For those whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow
Die not, poor Death, nor yet canst thou kill me.
From rest and sleep, which but thy pictures be,
Much pleasure; then from thee much more must flow,
And soonest our best men with thee do go,
Rest of their bones, and soul's delivery.
Thou art slave to fate, chance, kings, and desperate men,
And dost with poison, war, and sickness dwell,
And poppy or charms can make us sleep as well
And better than thy stroke; why swell'st thou then?
One short sleep past, we wake eternally
And death shall be no more; Death, thou shalt die.

Anonymous F replied with this 18 hours ago, 16 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,295,485

Anonymous F double-posted this 18 hours ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,295,486

Anonymous D replied with this 16 hours ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,295,505

23bitch !tSUV24M.jg joined in and replied with this 11 hours ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,295,553

What a stupid, shitty thread to have stickied. Sticky my blog instead! https://minichan.net/topic/68663

Anonymous O replied with this 8 hours ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,295,564

@previous (23bitch !tSUV24M.jg)
Your thread is far too boring for @OPedo. Not enough references to noncery.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 6 hours ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,295,571

@previous (O)

> noncery.

Good boy for obeying my order to keep your obsession with this subject in this thread. You nonces need to be reined in and put in your place.

Anonymous O replied with this 6 hours ago, 10 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,295,574

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
All hail King Dave! Lord protector of the chans! Nonce thwarter and peepee eater extreme!

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 4 hours ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,295,580

How come Dave likes to project too much?
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