| I deleted it because it was way too funny and I’d rather do it IRL. |
Wood per second? (6 days old) |
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| Okay I googled it, and das a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiig number |
Wood per second? (6 days old) |
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| This is random thought, but you know how some people put alcohol in their butt b… |
I'm gonna melatonin (6 days old) |
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| You spelled melatonin wrong. Also, both of those are false. It can make you diz… |
I'm gonna melatonin (6 days old) |
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| careful, melanin interferes with proper brain function. it will turn your skin g… |
I'm gonna melatonin (6 days old) |
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| I told you it affected it. Capcodes no longer work. |
To stop the rampant impersonation I am adopting a new tripcode (1 year old) |
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| If you take too much doesn’t melatonin make you feel more awake? It’s not even … |
I'm gonna melatonin (6 days old) |
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| More isn't always better. It's not like 5hr energy. |
I'm gonna melatonin (6 days old) |
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| What do you expect when they're raised on McDonalds. Now you have to see if they… |
I’ll eat your fucking shit (1 week old) |
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| For the three months ended March 31, 2026, we generated revenue on a consolidate… |
SpaceX IPO (6 days old) |
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| Surely this isn’t to distract from anything… |
SpaceX IPO (6 days old) |
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| Baby, just pound me Just pound me some more |
What is sex? (6 days old) |
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| Trees live a pretty long time. An octopus, not so much. |
No matter how intelligent you are... (6 days old) |
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| Update: this was the most successful launch yet. It started with the rocket full… |
How will today’s launch affect the SpaceX IPO (6 days old) |
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| Okay, now it’s big brain time. |
What is sex? (6 days old) |
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| SpaceX IPO + Anthropic IPO + OpenAI IPO = economy does interesting things |
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| 6... 7 at a time |
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| I looked into it, apparently the reason why there were Portuguese people in Ethi… |
Hey black anon (1 week old) |
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Hey black anon (1 week old) |
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| Do you have any more retarded questions? |
Hey black anon (1 week old) |
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| The bridge is in the middle of nowhere and nobody ever used it. |
Hey black anon (1 week old) |
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What do you consider "cope"? (1 week old) |
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| The worst is people who are barely rich. Like somebody who has a million dollar… |
What do you consider "cope"? (1 week old) |
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| Let's talk about eunuchs. Fact #106: Like many ancient societies, the Romans ha… |
I'm going to post one interesting fact about the Romans in this thread every day for a year (3 months old) |
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| I'm glad you didn't ignore it, for I have lots of questions about Rome that mi… |
I'm going to post one interesting fact about the Romans in this thread every day for a year (3 months old) |
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| But doesn't that mean your shit posting side kick is going to betray you like in… |
I'm the Scarface of shitposts. (6 days old) |
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| PROVA NU! |
I'm not into Twinkies (6 days old) |
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| NYHET! NUJUUS! |
I'm not into Twinkies (6 days old) |
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I'm the Scarface of shitposts. (6 days old) |
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| IF a topic/reply leads to an Orgasm then YES. After all one of many may not … |
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| Do you think that anything we poast here has any lasting impact on a singl… |
Why do you poast here? (1 week old) |
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| Reddit-atteist-tier poast. Smite, smite! |
Why do you poast here? (1 week old) |
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| *shitpoasts Admit your role and your sins shall be wiped clean. Reject, and th… |
I'm the Scarface of shitposts. (6 days old) |
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I'm the Scarface of shitposts. (6 days old) |
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| Someone may have added their cum into the cream filling. |
I'm not into Twinkies (6 days old) |
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| I tried a Twinkie, how do Americans eat them? It tasted salty and like chemicals… |
I'm not into Twinkies (6 days old) |
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I'm the Scarface of shitposts. (6 days old) |
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| well hello there little fella |
I'm the Scarface of shitposts. (6 days old) |
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To stop the rampant impersonation I am adopting a new tripcode (1 year old) |
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| That’s a respectable girth. Unfortunately he’s limited to vaginas that are s… |
Does my penis float or sink? (1 week old) |
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| Dead Internet theory is now a decade old? Apparently bots run the show. I w… |
I love arms dealers! (1 week old) |
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Hey, wanna fuck? (1 week old) |
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| Basically all of this. I worked in a mid-market city and had to work with th… |
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| Web 1.0 nostalgia when Web rings, BBS, privately curated sites, and the like rul… |
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| A more better question is - How many lives has GOD Taken. A more serious questi… |
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| How many lives have you taken? Only entities with souls count, so no hobo… |
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| When I take out my flaccid penis in the pool - it moves from down around by scro… |
Does my penis float or sink? (1 week old) |
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| Clearly a super high IQ, apparently is not a factor in how long we live. |
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