Topic: Official Svet misspellings thread
beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg started this discussion 6 years ago #93,480
I really should have started this before. I will begin now.
Words Svet can't spell:
1. reception ("reseption")
Words Svet can't spell:
1. reception ("reseption")
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #1,058,391
2. Choice ("choise")
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beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,058,450
3. marriage ("marrage")
4. warrant ("warrent")
4. warrant ("warrent")
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globble joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,058,456
These should include svets spellings imo
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,058,460
beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,058,479
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,030
5. Iraq ("Irac")
jodi !ariasXXmaE double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,032
6. phlegm ("flem")
(This user is a nerd.)
(This user is a nerd.)
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Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 40 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,042
lots of these spellings are good
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,045
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,072
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 46 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,073
@1,059,032 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Good call, whoever edited this post. Jodi is a nerd. Not as big a nerd as Fake Anon, but still a nerd.
Good call, whoever edited this post. Jodi is a nerd. Not as big a nerd as Fake Anon, but still a nerd.
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 20 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,330
modedit: Unserious fraud/scam Svet; check the tripcode. ?
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Erik !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,331
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,335
jodi !ariasXXmaE double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,920
7. motor ("moter")
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beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 week later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,081
8. triple ("tripple")
Mark Twain joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,086
"SPELLING""I don't see any use in having a uniform and arbitrary way of spelling words. We might as well make all clothes alike and cook all dishes alike. Sameness is tiresome; variety is pleasing. I have a correspondent whose letters are always a refreshment to me, there is such a breezy unfettered originality about his orthography. He always spells Kow with a large K. Now that is just as good as to spell it with a small one. It is better. It gives the imagination a broader field, a wider scope. It suggests to the mind a grand, vague, impressive new kind of a cow."
"I have had an aversion to good spelling for sixty years and more, merely for the reason that when I was a boy there was not a thing I could do creditably except spell according to the book. It was a poor and mean distinction and I early learned to disenjoy it. I suppose that this is because the ability to spell correctly is a talent, not an acquirement. There is some dignity about an acquirement, because it is a product of your own labor. It is wages earned, whereas to be able to do a thing merely by the grace of God and not by your own effort transfers the distinction to our heavenly home---where possibly it is a matter of pride and satisfaction but it leaves you naked and bankrupt."
"I never had any large respect for good spelling. That is my feeling yet. Before the spelling-book came with its arbitrary forms, men unconsciously revealed shades of their characters and also added enlightening shades of expression to what they wrote by their spelling, and so it is possible that the spelling-book has been a doubtful benevolence to us."
"...ours is a mongrel language which started with a child's vocabulary of three hundred words, and now consists of two hundred and twenty-five thousand; the whole lot, with the exception of the original and legitimate three hundred, borrowed, stolen, smouched from every unwatched language under the sun, the spelling of each individual word of the lot locating the source of the theft and preserving the memory of the revered crime."
beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,116
9. controller ("controler")
10. allowed ("alowd") ("aloud")
10. allowed ("alowd") ("aloud")
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Mr. Augustine David replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,134
11. museum ("musium")
12. compare ("compair")
12. compare ("compair")
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beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 days later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,667
13. ninjjinadress.jpg ("ninjjdress.jpeg")
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,694
tteh !GETFUCKED joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 week later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,068,113
14. copyrighting ("copywriting")
Anonymous G double-posted this 6 years ago, 5 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,734
15. Conservative ("consertive")
16. Thatcher ("Thather")
16. Thatcher ("Thather")
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Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,774
17. Modest ("modist")
Peter replied with this 6 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,909
18. Sauce ("source")
beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,133
19. medium rare ("medium rear")
beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 week later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,040
20. Merry Christmas ("Marry Christmas")
Dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,079,701
21. Tolerant ("Tolorent")
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,695
22. politician ("politition")
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,698
dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 1 month later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,843
Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,865
24. Pakis ("Pakies")
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Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 56 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,877
The guy is a moron.
Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 2 weeks later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,351
25.Celebrate (Celibrate)
Gaz from Lewisham joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,366
@1,099,877 (M)
> The guy is a moron.
Nah mate, he's proper brainy like me. I've got a GCSE in PE and as soon as the Pakis fuck off back to Austria I'm gonna be raking it in as an engineer.
> The guy is a moron.
Nah mate, he's proper brainy like me. I've got a GCSE in PE and as soon as the Pakis fuck off back to Austria I'm gonna be raking it in as an engineer.
Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,367
@previous (Gaz from Lewisham)
How does it make you feel, to know that Svet was secretly a Paki lover all along?
How does it make you feel, to know that Svet was secretly a Paki lover all along?
Gaz from Lewisham replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,369
@previous (J)
> How does it make you feel, to know that Svet was secretly a Paki lover all along?
Svet would never betray his race. We're both pure Englishmen, we can trace our bloodline back to England's first king, Alexander the Great.
> How does it make you feel, to know that Svet was secretly a Paki lover all along?
Svet would never betray his race. We're both pure Englishmen, we can trace our bloodline back to England's first king, Alexander the Great.
Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,370
Gaz from Lewisham replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,372
@previous (J)
> He dates Eastern European girls, and wants to fuck Paki Patel.
They don't count. It's all the other ones who need to fuck off out of our country. Hitler made exceptions for a few Jews who personally pleased him and so do we Brexiteers.
> He dates Eastern European girls, and wants to fuck Paki Patel.
They don't count. It's all the other ones who need to fuck off out of our country. Hitler made exceptions for a few Jews who personally pleased him and so do we Brexiteers.
Kev from Stoke-on-Trent replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,419
@1,108,369 (Gaz from Lewisham)
@previous (Gaz from Lewisham)
Lad, this is some properly philosophical shit. You're like that old English philosopher, Fibbonachi.
@1,108,367 (J)
Fuck off. Svet would never shag a Paki. He only does slavic birds like a proper English bloke should.
@previous (Gaz from Lewisham)
Lad, this is some properly philosophical shit. You're like that old English philosopher, Fibbonachi.
@1,108,367 (J)
Fuck off. Svet would never shag a Paki. He only does slavic birds like a proper English bloke should.
Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,428
@previous (Kev from Stoke-on-Trent)
Svet loves Paki women almost as much as he loves havin a cheeky pint, mate
Svet loves Paki women almost as much as he loves havin a cheeky pint, mate
tteh !GETFUCKED replied with this 6 years ago, 22 hours later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,879
26. narcissist ("nassasist")
Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 23 hours later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,260
27. Baked Beans (Backed Beans)
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Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 4 days later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,111,187
28. Virtue ("Vertue")
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 1 week later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,115,537
29. riddance ("riddence")
tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 6 years ago, 37 seconds later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,115,538
30. exercise ("exorsise")
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 18 hours later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,115,858
31. economy ("econamy")
jodi !ariasXXmaE double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,115,861
32. exercise, pt. 2 ("exorcise")
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,115,866
33. Thames ("themes")
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,115,867
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
That seems more likely to be an autocorrect error than a regular svet error.
That seems more likely to be an autocorrect error than a regular svet error.
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,115,868
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 22 hours later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,479
34. anti-semitic (anti semetic).
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Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,492
Anonymous J double-posted this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,606
35. virtual ("vertual")
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beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 3 days later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,717
36. suggest ("surgest")
Anonymous J replied with this 5 years ago, 2 days later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,118,573
37.Wear ("Ware")
Anonymous J double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 day later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,118,980
38.Detective ("Decetive")
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,119,070
39. Prepared ("preparied")
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,119,087
40. Internet ("intenet")
Anonymous J replied with this 5 years ago, 1 day later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,119,863
41. dying ("dieing")
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beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,119,864
Anonymous J replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,119,867
42. choice pt.2: choices ("choises")
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tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,119,881
Anonymous J replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,119,882
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 15 hours later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,108
43. motor ("moter")
Anonymous J replied with this 5 years ago, 1 week later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,259
44. Tales ("Tails")
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jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 2 days later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,124,126
45. Concern ("consern")
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 1 week later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,695
46. Invasion ("invation")
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 day later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,959
47. Meat ("meet")
48. Instagrammed ("instergramed")
49. Words ("works")
50. Unacceptable ("unacceptail")
51. Spotlight ("stop light")
48. Instagrammed ("instergramed")
49. Words ("works")
50. Unacceptable ("unacceptail")
51. Spotlight ("stop light")
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 1 week later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,129,309
52. Possible ("possable")
53. Consistent ("consistant")
53. Consistent ("consistant")
Anonymous J replied with this 5 years ago, 1 day later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,130,082
54. Easier ("Easer")
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Anonymous J double-posted this 5 years ago, 2 weeks later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,187
55. Heavily ("Heavelly")
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dw replied with this 5 years ago, 1 day later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,135,700
56. Jealous ("jelious")
Anonymous J replied with this 5 years ago, 1 week later, 7 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,444
57. Sub-persona ("sub-pasona")
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Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 1 week later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,140,831
58. Article ("artical")
Anonymous J replied with this 5 years ago, 1 week later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,143,212
59. Praying ("Preying")
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 week later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,146,692
60. Erratic ("Erotic")
cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 1 year later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,161,623
61. Iraq ("Irac")
Anonymous J replied with this 4 years ago, 59 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,161,634
Oh no.
We've lost 40 misspellings. 😢
We've lost 40 misspellings. 😢