Topic: Because I got high: Minichan™ version

McTurnip™ !ik5IYPHKKQ started this discussion 8 years ago #66,544

I was gonna go on a date, but I got high
I was gonna not have to masturbate, but I got high
Now I'm space docking with McWalter, and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna to to Mickey D's, but I got high
I was gonna get Becky a Big Mac with cheese, but I got high
Now I'm sucking Ronald's cock, and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

With Syntax, I was gonna make peace, but I got high
20 years of feud, was gonna release, but I got high
Now I'm surfing on his cold corpse, and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I wasn't gonna mock Meta's fat, but I got high
I was gonna help with a diet and all that, but I got high
Now I'm making piggy noises, and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I wasn't going to Bangkok, but I got high
Wasn't gonna report TG to the pedo cops, but I got high
Now I'm driving him to jail on my scooter, and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna buy Green some ale, but I got high
In his council flat, we were gonna chill, but I got high
Now we're shittin' in bowler hats, and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

Continue!

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #817,708

needs bert

McTurnip™ !ik5IYPHKKQ (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #817,709

@previous (B)

I was gonna help sort Bert's life, but I got high
Had found him a car, job, house, and wife, but I got high
Now he's suckin' AIDS cock for an armful, and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #817,712

@previous (McTurnip™ !ik5IYPHKKQ)
0/10..

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,719

Come along Sally let's have a break down
Come along Sally let's hit down town
Come along Sally let's have a drug run
Come along Sally let's go get a gun

Drug boy loves the night
Drug boy loves the night
Drug boy loves the night
Drug boy loves the night

You're trying to help me and all I'm thinking
It's just the biggest waste of time

Come along Sally 12 hours of acid
Come along Sally let's dig up a casket

Drug boy loves the night
Drug boy loves the night
Drug boy loves the night
Drug boy loves the night

You're trying to help me and all I'm thinking
It's just the biggest waste of time
You're trying to help me and all I'm thinking
It's just biggest waste of time

Tonight these chemicals are god
Tonight these chemicals are sunlight
Golden sunlight

Drug boy loves the night
Drug boy loves the night
Drug boy loves the night
Drug boy loves the night

You're trying to help me and all I'm thinking
It's just the biggest waste of time
You're trying to help me and all I'm thinking
It's just biggest waste of time

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,720

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Why did you ruin this thread?

dw !zJYORZSm4M joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,721

@previous (D)
THAT'S FUCKALMS' M.O.
MODUS OPERANDI

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,774

@817,709 (McTurnip™ !ik5IYPHKKQ)
lel

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,824

@817,720 (D)
I think it must make her moist when she's rude.

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