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Topic: What is "salad cream", exactly?

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #32,273

And why does it cost $8 for a bottle of it?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 50 seconds later[^] [v] #451,598

Because you're too inept to make it yourself.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 30 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #451,607

@OP

> And why does it cost $8 for a bottle of it?

Is it for a tossed salad?

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #451,611

1 part donkey semen

2 parts mayonnaise

and

1 part ranch dressing

its expensive for the same reason jamon iberico is

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #451,613

Salad cream is a creamy yellow condiment based on an emulsion of about 25-50 percent of oil in water, emulsified by egg yolk and acidified by spirit vinegar. It may include other ingredients such as sugar, mustard, salt, thickener, spices, flavouring and colouring.[1] It was introduced in the United Kingdom in the 1920s,[2] where it is used as a salad dressing and a sandwich spread. Due to the higher cost of ingredients during periods of rationing in the United Kingdom a flavour similar to mayonnaise was achieved in the creation of salad cream.

Meta joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #451,637

@OP
It's British Miracle Whip. It's expensive because it's imported.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 47 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #451,649

@previous (Meta)
no u

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 20 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #451,652

It's like 50p in Asda.

Meta replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #451,653

@451,649 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
You're just buttmad because we invented fake mayonnaise first.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 28 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #451,657

real salad cream is basically a light yogurt.
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