Topic: Ideas for a modernized Minichan experience
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #108,782
Minichan is out of date and boring. Pages load too quickly, and there is too much information and too many links readily available on any given page. I mean, just look at this!Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,217,688
Kimmo Alm is rolling in his grave about the modern Web.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 50 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,217,689
But here is a fresh, exciting way to browse Minichan! Look at how sleek this is! No more extraneous information! Notice the lack of a scroll bar - this page will load infinitely as you scroll down! Goodbye pesky toolbar with all those helpful links! Now there is a bloated, slow hamburger button that will break in many web browsers! Also the page will take three times as long to load, as is the modern convention. Also, the ads will wait to load until you click a topic, at which point the ads will pop in place of exactly where you just clicked, increasing ad revenue! Think about it, guys.Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,217,691
@previous (A)
The final touch will be a video that auto-plays at the top and then auto-reposition itself to hover on the bottom side of the page when you scroll down.
The final touch will be a video that auto-plays at the top and then auto-reposition itself to hover on the bottom side of the page when you scroll down.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,217,692
@previous (B)Fantastic idea! Complete with a tiny X that will either not actually close the video, redirect you to the advertised site, or close the video for a split second before it opens itself back up again.
Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,217,694
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,217,695
but does dark mode make it unreadable?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 35 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,217,700
You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 21 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,217,807
Tteh please fix minichan and make it look more like this. Thank you.
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