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Topic: Official JWST images draad.

Anonymous A started this discussion 4 years ago #102,377

Externally hosted imageHere's a start to what should be a multitude of breath-taking images!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 15 hours later[^] [v] #1,157,011

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,165,770

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,122

Well?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,125

@previous (C)

It's still getting ready to operate at this point, wait a couple more months.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,142

How is this any different from Hubble? These look just like the Hubble pictures 🤔🤔🤔

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,152

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
https://jwst.nasa.gov/content/about/comparisonWebbVsHubble.html

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,181

@1,166,142 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Are you having a Hubble, mate?

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,263

@1,166,142 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
> boring contrarianism

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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,166,273

I've been excited about JWST for so long! I was really starting to believe it wouldn't ever happen. I hope they do a deep field image like the famous one Hubble did. That is the greatest picture ever taken imo.

21bitch !eCZNmSIqCg joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,134

Externally hosted imageThe JWST is now fully aligned, and high-resolution images are expected to start coming in June or July. Here's some quotes from the latest update:

> Alignment of NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope is now complete. After full review, the observatory has been confirmed to be capable of capturing crisp, well-focused images with each of its four powerful onboard science instruments. Upon completing the seventh and final stage of telescope alignment, the team held a set of key decision meetings and unanimously agreed that Webb is ready to move forward into its next and final series of preparations, known as science instrument commissioning. This process will take about two months before scientific operations begin in the summer.

> The optical performance of the telescope continues to be better than the engineering team’s most optimistic predictions. The image quality delivered to all instruments is “diffraction-limited,” meaning that the fineness of detail that can be seen is as good as physically possible given the size of the telescope. From this point forward the only changes to the mirrors will be very small, periodic adjustments to the primary mirror segments.

> The alignment of the telescope across all of Webb’s instruments can be seen in a series of images that captures the observatory’s full field of view. For this test, Webb pointed at part of the Large Magellanic Cloud, a small satellite galaxy of the Milky Way, providing a dense field of hundreds of thousands of stars across all the observatory’s sensors. The sizes and positions of the images shown here depict the relative arrangement of each of Webb’s instruments in the telescope’s focal plane, each pointing at a slightly offset part of the sky relative to one another.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,142

Externally hosted image> pictures of dots

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,143

@previous (I)

It's actually stars and galaxies, which can be very easily differentiated between in infrared. Thanks.

Anonymous I replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,148

@previous (A)
To anyone whom can't see in infrared, it's just dots. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,149

@previous (I)

But, you can see what JWST sees on the infrared spectrum, thanks to the hard work of the ESA, CSA, and, NASA.

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Anonymous I replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,151

@previous (A)

It's just dots. Look a little closer if you don't believe me.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,153

@previous (I)

I can see the arms of spiral galaxies, along with a multitude of other heat sources. These could be stars, planets, irregular galaxies, black holes, and a multitude of other celestial bodies. I'm sorry if the importance of this project is lost on you, but we have Minichaners who understand the implications of what this research could uncover, including our youngest known user. Thank. Tnx. T.Hanks.

Anonymous I replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,155

@previous (A)
I believe the evidence of my own eyes. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,158

@previous (I)

What about animals who use infrared to detect heat signatures, is what they "see" any less real?

Anonymous I replied with this 3 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,160

@previous (A)
It looks like you're trying to say that the Federal Government spent countless billions of tax dollars on something that takes pictures only animals can see.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,162

@previous (I)

Well, that isn't wrong, but thanks to science we can also see it. Thanks to science we basically have a giant put viper head, orbiting over 1,000,000 miles from Earth, and we are lucky enough to see what it sees.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 9 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,163

@1,169,160 (I)

Well, that isn't wrong, but thanks to science we can also see it. Thanks to science we basically have a giant pit viper head, orbiting over 1,000,000 miles from Earth, and we are lucky enough to see what it sees.

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Anonymous I replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,164

@1,169,162 (A)
We just see blurry dots.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,166

@previous (I)

Maybe if your vision is poor. 🤷

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21bitch !eCZNmSIqCg replied with this 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,224

@1,169,142 (I)
The test images have been dots, yes. But soon it'll be giving us really pretty images of galaxies and nebulae and stuff, so maybe you'll find that more worthy of your tax money.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,233

It's fucking pointless. This is the same retarded fuzzy pictures of blurry shit we got with Hubble. It's all the same. "oooh these stars are 15 billion miles away" no one fucking cares.

I would have been happier if they just set the $10 billion on fire in the parking lot.

Fuck NASA 😎🖕

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,234

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)

Mate!

Anonymous I replied with this 3 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,243

@1,169,224 (21bitch !eCZNmSIqCg)
The man on the street is interested in results, not excuses. See @1,169,233 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

21bitch !eCZNmSIqCg replied with this 3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,251

@previous (I)
I just explained that there will be results!

Anonymous I replied with this 3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,258

@previous (21bitch !eCZNmSIqCg)
You just made excuses for the current lack of results. Thanks.

21bitch !eCZNmSIqCg replied with this 3 years ago, 34 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,265

@previous (I)
The current lack of results is due to the fact it hasn't happened yet. It will happen within 2-3 months. That's just how time works. It's already taken several months for the telescope to even get to the place it needed to be and for the instruments to be fully deployed and aligned. Would you have said "but there's no results!" in November when the telescope wasn't even launched yet?

Anonymous I replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,266

@previous (21bitch !eCZNmSIqCg)
The man on the street doesn't have time to get excited about things that might happen at some vaguely defined point in the future.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,269

@1,169,265 (21bitch !eCZNmSIqCg)

There will be several butthurt Republicans if this project reaches its full potential. Right now, it is looking like it will exceed its potential.

21bitch !eCZNmSIqCg replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,271

@1,169,266 (I)
"Late June or early July" is not a vaguely defined point in the future lol. Three months from now we will have genuine results, then you can decide if you want to keep complaining.

Anonymous I replied with this 3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,274

@previous (21bitch !eCZNmSIqCg)
Then come back in three months when you have more to show than blurry dots.

21bitch !eCZNmSIqCg replied with this 3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,277

@previous (I)
I will! In fact, I'll be providing regular updates in this thread. By the way, I wouldn't classified the image I posted as "blurry" dots lol.

Anonymous I replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,280

@previous (21bitch !eCZNmSIqCg)
I'll give you that. In addition to the blurry dots, it also contains indistinct smudges.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 3 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,287

@1,169,265 (21bitch !eCZNmSIqCg)
The "results" will be the same gay fuzzy pictures of stars we had with Hubble, just further away ones. Get a coffee table book of space pictures from the mid-90s and cross out "Hubble" and write in "JWST" and there's your results. Literally no one can tell the difference.

Anonymous I replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,303

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
The man on the street has spoken.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,304

@previous (I)

*The gay nibba zooming around in a Ford Fiesta.

Anonymous I replied with this 3 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,305

@previous (A)
Reported for anti-Meta sentiment. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,306

Externally hosted image@previous (I)

I just described him to a T.

21bitch !eCZNmSIqCg replied with this 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,317

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Anonymous I replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,169,321

@previous (21bitch !eCZNmSIqCg)
Still looks like it was taken with a potato. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 months later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,183,300

There is only one week left until the debut of the first full-color JWST image, 4uh!

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 day later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,183,407

6 days, 4uh.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,183,417

Space!

23bitch !tSUV24M.jg replied with this 1 year ago, 1 year later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,020

Damn, kinda sad this thread didn't keep going. Partially my fault cuz I said I'd be posting updates, but still.

23bitch !tSUV24M.jg double-posted this 1 year ago, 14 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,028

@1,169,287 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

> The "results" will be the same gay fuzzy pictures of stars we had with Hubble, just further away ones. Get a coffee table book of space pictures from the mid-90s and cross out "Hubble" and write in "JWST" and there's your results. Literally no one can tell the difference.

Hubble on the left, JWST on the right. JWST doesn't just have better resolution, it sees in infrared light, whereas Hubble sees in visible light. This means JWST can see through clouds of gas and dust much more easily than Hubble, revealing far more information.

23bitch !tSUV24M.jg triple-posted this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,029

@1,169,274 (I)
Unfortunately I stopped using this site soon after your message. But it's been two years so I'm sure you've seen many of the incredible JWST images and recognize how wrong you were.

23bitch !tSUV24M.jg quadruple-posted this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,030

@1,166,273 (G)

> I've been excited about JWST for so long! I was really starting to believe it wouldn't ever happen. I hope they do a deep field image like the famous one Hubble did. That is the greatest picture ever taken imo.

Two years late but yes, this did happen!

boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,082

Just Work Safe Tits

Indie the Grate joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,095

@1,294,030 (23bitch !tSUV24M.jg)
> Still just blurry smears and dots

23bitch !tSUV24M.jg replied with this 1 year ago, 10 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,174

@previous (Indie the Grate)
Denying the obvious reality of a literal photograph is not a surprising reaction from you.

Indie the Grate replied with this 1 year ago, 39 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,181

@previous (23bitch !tSUV24M.jg)
I could have taken that picture myself. Thanks.

23bitch !tSUV24M.jg replied with this 1 year ago, 46 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,193

@previous (Indie the Grate)
Go ahead and try then, I would love to see that.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,239

@1,294,181 (Indie the Grate)
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