| Description | Web address | Date ? | Time left |
|---|---|---|---|
| Japan begins observing Daylight Saving Time | 2026-02-04 | 7 days | |
| A diplomat sees Bert's feet and world war 3 starts. Bert dodges the draft. | 2027-04-30 | 1 year | |
| The Pussification of Minichan ends | https://4chan.org | 2027-12-31 | 1 year |
| AnonTalk turns 20 years old, according to his Feb 6, 2010 bulletin: "In a couple of days, AT turns two years. Feels like 20…" | https://bulletins.iwantabro.com/5 | 2028-02-09 | 2 years |
| Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo | https://minichan.net/topic/100193#reply_1129942 | 2029-05-30 | 3 years |
| Walter finally finds the feminine dick. | 2035-05-15 | 9 years | |
| People start posting more events and bulletins, cake is served. | 2037-04-20 | 11 years | |
| Cathy tells Kook what made her feel like she hates her. | 2037-09-11 | 11 years | |
| 100th anniversary of Syntax's invention of Syntax. | https://www.qualcomm.com | 2042-08-25 | 16 years |
| Artemis Program finally lands cows on the moon. | https://www.nasa.gov/artemisprogram | 2044-04-20 | 18 years |
| Syntax dies in 30 years, on his birthday aged 102 | 2044-08-25 | 18 years | |
| Aspergia is established, democracy is dismantled in the west, and a new wave of Juchesasang spreads the world over | 2048-02-16 | 22 years | |
| The British Empire rises again. Cornwall made the new holy land. Popeye's chicken sandwich made less spicy. | 2050-04-20 | 24 years | |
| Jesus Christ returns riding Halley's Comet. | 2061-07-28 | 35 years | |
| Sim reappears! | 2063-06-11 | 37 years | |
| OP stops being a faggot. | https://i.imgur.com/6whEqZr.png | 2083-06-21 | 57 years |
| Bush did 911 | 2101-09-11 | 75 years | |
| Years are properly sorted and time remaining is properly calculated. | 2112-12-21 | 86 years | |
| cccuuunnttt stops being a cunt | 2384-05-26 | 358 years | |
| An updated version of TinyBBS is released. | https://tinybbs.org | 2451-10-10 | 425 years |
| The Constitonal amendments are changbthed | 2776-07-04 | 750 years | |
| Green finds true love | 2999-01-01 | 972 years | |
| Matt stops obsessing over everyone. | 2999-01-01 | 972 years | |
| h stops saying h | 2999-12-31 | 973 years | |
| You miss elf practice. | 2999-12-31 | 973 years |
