| Message | Poster | Age ▼ |
|---|---|---|
| Remember: Minichan BBS loves you. | Admin | 1 week |
| I JUST POOTED SO HARD THAT I BLEW YOUR NAN'S TITS OFF | ? | 1 week |
| I want to hold Vladimir Putin down and poot in his mouth. | ? | 1 week |
| CURRENTLY POOTING. A LOT. |
? | 1 month |
| Known troll crap: Anything related to "fat nigger cock in my cum filled throat", "r04r", "bus puppy", "Depressionman", "I was going to donate, but...", "u mad", "kimbo", "kimberly", "kimm0", "chemo", "mr elm", "gun log", "gunlog", "pizza pizza haegersten", "swedish pedophile", "fat pedophile from stockholm", "My son never goes out but just sits in his room and fails at everything he does. He tries to run a forum blablabla", "I am a failure. I try to run this forum blablabla" | ? | 1 month |
| I JUST POOTED SO HARD THAT BOTH MY ARMS AND LEGS BLEW OFF | ? | 1 month |
| Don't bother making any more fetus requests. I will abort them like you abort the board. Eat my shit, you ungrateful pieces of shit. | ? | 1 month |
| Don't bother making any more feature requests. I will ignore them like you ignore the board. Eat my shit, you ungrateful pieces of shit. | ? | 2 months |
| See it. Say it. Sorted. We’re asking people whom use Minichan to help keep themselves and others safe by pointing out Meta activity on the fora. We’ve all got a role to play in keeping the fora safe, and we rely on you to be our eyes and ears. Please remain vigilant for anything that seems out of place or unusual on topics or replies. If you see something that feels like a Meta post, the fora wants to hear from you. Don't just let us decide if what you have seen or what you know is imp... |
? | 2 months |
| I JUST POOTED FOR TEN SECONDS STRAIGHT | ? | 2 months |
| your all gay lol | Admin | 2 months |
| How many times does it have to be said?! DO NOT STICK TO THE FUCKING TOPIC! START GOING OFF-TOPIC! YOU WILL GET BANNED IF YOU DON'T — NO WARNINGS! You are destroying this place with your God damn fucking on-topic bullshit. Disrespect each topic and keep each discussion about as many things as possible. Do not branch into your own topic if you want to discuss something else. It's NOT OK to start new topics that are similar to other topics — it is very much discouraged! Idiots… | ? | 2 months |
| How many times does it have to be said?! STICK TO THE FUCKING TOPIC! STOP GOING OFF-TOPIC! YOU WILL GET BANNED IF YOU DO IT — NO WARNINGS! You are destroying this place with your God damn fucking off-topic bullshit. Respect each topic and keep each discussion about one thing and one thing only. Branch into your own topic if you want to discuss something else. It's more than OK to start new topics that are similar to other topics — it is very much encouraged! Idiots… | ? | 2 months |
| THREE MONTHS AND NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETIN. | ? | 2 months |
| > Like a swaddle for adults that sucks your dick That's what your mom's for |
? | 6 months |
| This service/Web site is 100% legal to use and host in all even remotely sane jurisdictions. It is absolutely NOT some sort of "child porn hub" (as some scumbag liars will try to convince you; having to point this out feels unreal). | ? | 6 months |
| HI GUYS! | ? | 7 months |
| San Marcos? No fuckin' way! | ? | 7 months |
| "Uh oh, wall of text. guess that means i didn't say anything at all. probably won't read it. probably just insult me. i guess the point is to have the most unproductive, contentious and empty exchanges with me as possible." | ? | 7 months |
| ¥ that is M. "Rosefeet" miller | ? | 7 months |
| I am fat, but have no money for food. I have no kids, but am attracted to them sexually. I am a prolific author of imageboard posts, yet my publishing attempts fail. I am an international swashbuckler, yet I spend my days in a dimly lit bedroom in my mom's basement. Who am I? |
? | 7 months |
| Important: Submit more events and bulletins! | Admin | 8 months |
| Hey Lynne I'm gonna pound your face, Boy! | ? | 8 months |
| Don't link to subreddits that aren't participating in the protest. | ? | 9 months |
| Bush did 9-11 | ? | 9 months |
| You're a racist for thinking black women look like men | ? | 11 months |
| 10x high-quality traffic is needed at least. Having this little traffic (lurkers are welcome) on the best site on the Web is beyond laughable — it's surreal. Why are you still not spreading the word? Why the fuck do worthless sites such as Digg.com get massive traffic but not properly made and run ones? The answer is that you don't help out, for whatever reason. Don't make another topic about it; I've heard it all before and I'm not going to change any of the things that make MC the best. | ? | 11 months |
| Grow up, Son. I'm sorry you never got your vide of you bouncing on Kimmos dick like you wanted...with anime captions...for you t jerk off too. MAYBE IF YOU LOOK YOU CAN FIND A SITE THAT CATERS TO THAT WEIRD SHIT. | ? | 11 months |
| 🇬🇧🎉🇬🇧 Happy Coronation, foræ! Please note that, as a British BBS, King Charles III is also King of Minichan. Thanks. 🇬🇧🎉🇬🇧 | Admin | 11 months |
| Remember, the problem has nothing to do with shtick. | ? | 11 months |
| He is shutting yo the board with shtick. | ? | 11 months |
| The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alco... | ? | 1 year |
| Having a mental breakdown and defaming posters for months 🧐 -To4ster | ? | 1 year |
| "HAPPY EASTER TO ALL, INCLUDING THOSE THAT DREAM ENDLESSLY OF DESTROYING OUR COUNTRY BECAUSE THEY ARE INCAPABLE OF DREAMING ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE. THOSE THAT ARE SO INCOMPETENT THEY DON'T REALIZE THAT HAVING A BORDER AND POWERFUL WALL IS A GOOD THING, & HAVING VOTER I.D., ALL PAPER BALLOTS, & SAME DAY VOTING WILL QUICKLY END MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD, & TO ALL OF THOSE WEAK & PATHETIC RINOS, RADICAL LEFT DEMOCRATS, SOCIALISTS MARXISTS, & COMMUNISTS WHO ARE KILLING OUR NATION. WE WILL BE BACK!" -Donald Johan Alm | ? | 1 year |
| "STOP BEING A FUCKTARD TROLL, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!", sobs moderator of the Fucking Idiots Being Fucktarded Trolls Fora. | ? | 1 year |
| If I want your opinion I am free to ask for it and you are obligated to comment on Israeli politics. | ? | 1.1 year |
| TRUMP will rise again! | ? | 1.1 year |
| Thinking and preying for everyone in Tennessee 🇺🇸✝️ 🏫💥💥💥 ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ͜͞ʖ ) =ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ 💥💥💥🏫 Signed, The Minichan Staff |
? | 1.1 year |
| Someone is Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like. | ? | 1.1 year |
| heeeere kitty, kitty, kitty... heeeere kitty, kitty, kitty. | ? | 1.1 year |
| [Anon A]-gays r lousy homos [Anon B]-tl;dr [Anon C]-girls have balls [Anon D]-[😉] [Anon E]-noone likes you [Anon F]-I like you [Anon G]-I'm a liar [Anon H]-i'm a gross tranny now [Anon I]-I agree [Anon J]-use citations to address [Anon K] us, it's super easy [Anon L] to identify who [Anon M] you talk to. [Anon N] don't just expect us to know who [Anon O] your response is for. [Anon P] we're not just one massive pillar [Anon Q] of retardation, you know [Anon R]-oh, I am! __, ,_... |
? | 1.1 year |
| 🎂 | ? | 1.2 year |
| You are not needed on this earth, let alone this board. Your participation serves no purpose except to reduce the enjoyment of others. | ? | 1.2 year |
| You are now thinking laterally. | Admin | 1.2 year |
| Lateral thinking problems are a waste of time, like you are. | ? | 1.2 year |
| party planning committee next Tues a 3pm Celebrate Matt's recovery with us on discored. GoFundMy Braniostomy auraul ear stomata bicameralmiedalism and fugronmelnobgytrio flaambayeeatta. double masectomy and flight risk | ? | 1.2 year |
| COCK *woop woop* COCK *woop woop* THERE IS A COCK ON PREMISES *woop woop* | ? | 1.2 year |
| Penis Inspection Day is scheduled for Feb 15 at 8:00 AM. Please report to your nearest Minichan moderator at that time for your mandatory inspection. | ? | 1.2 year |
| Squeegee does different now, Squeegee used to be funnier... Squeegee isn't regressing back into the box we have marked "who and what squeegee is" the box kit. Squeegee is defective! Everyone, break Squeegee apart and applaud conforming to kit behaviors. |
? | 1.2 year |
| George Schmid was moving in a series of convulsive spasms,like someone With an epileptic fit, with his face distorted and his eyes wild like a Lassoed horse bracing his legs. But something kept pulling him on. And now he is picking up the skulls and making the circle. I guess old George didn't rightly know what he's getting himself into The fit was on him and it carried him right to the crossroads |
Mod | 1.4 year |